amazing animal stories thread (post your own)

[CHONGS]

[Bill Clarahan]

One of my cows had a hemaphroditic calf 2 weeks ago, it's also missing a tail and it's smallish.  It's doing well and plays good with others, it's mother loves it and it is included in all herd activities.

[pissclams]

One of my cows had a hemaphroditic calf 2 weeks ago, it's also missing a tail and it's smallish.  It's doing well and plays good with others, it's mother loves it and it is included in all herd activities.

are you a rancher?

[asava]

One of my cows had a hemaphroditic calf 2 weeks ago, it's also missing a tail and it's smallish.  It's doing well and plays good with others, it's mother loves it and it is included in all herd activities.

are you a rancher?

stock broker, i bet.

[kslim]

We have a bunch of geese that chill in our neighborhood and yard and we built them a cross walk that I crap u not they actually use, anywho coming home from lunch today I see a old dude chilling while maverick and goose (trademarked) cross the street and I can see his anger growing. He gets out of his car and starts beeping his horn (you know half body in half body out hitting horn style) they casually make it across and as he starts to get back in his car they cross again. I'm dying watching all of this and he goes to yell again when they dart straight for him honking back at him. He gets in his car and sits there patiently and nervous until they come back into my yard. It was a fantastic lunch break.

The end.

[pissclams]

One of my cows had a hemaphroditic calf 2 weeks ago, it's also missing a tail and it's smallish.  It's doing well and plays good with others, it's mother loves it and it is included in all herd activities.

are you a rancher?

stock broker, i bet.

true story- i've never met one.  but this callahan guy sure talks the talk.  seems fascinating to me. does he have his laptop out in his cattle pen? 

[steve dave]

One of my cows had a hemaphroditic calf 2 weeks ago, it's also missing a tail and it's smallish.  It's doing well and plays good with others, it's mother loves it and it is included in all herd activities.

interesting and heart warming post

[steve dave]

We have a bunch of geese that chill in our neighborhood and yard and we built them a cross walk that I crap u not they actually use, anywho coming home from lunch today I see a old dude chilling while maverick and goose (trademarked) cross the street and I can see his anger growing. He gets out of his car and starts beeping his horn (you know half body in half body out hitting horn style) they casually make it across and as he starts to get back in his car they cross again. I'm dying watching all of this and he goes to yell again when they dart straight for him honking back at him. He gets in his car and sits there patiently and nervous until they come back into my yard. It was a fantastic lunch break.

The end.

enjoyed this story as well

[Bill Clarahan]

One of my cows had a hemaphroditic calf 2 weeks ago, it's also missing a tail and it's smallish.  It's doing well and plays good with others, it's mother loves it and it is included in all herd activities.

are you a rancher?

stock broker, i bet.

true story- i've never met one.  but this callahan guy sure talks the talk.  seems fascinating to me. does he have his laptop out in his cattle pen?

Don't need a laptop, phone works for everthing, and calling me a rancher has a kind of uppity connotation, I prefer agricultural related person.

[steve dave]

baby cows are super adorable

[Stevesie60]

[_33]

baby cows are super adorable

Yep, I call them cowies.

[pissclams]

One of my cows had a hemaphroditic calf 2 weeks ago, it's also missing a tail and it's smallish.  It's doing well and plays good with others, it's mother loves it and it is included in all herd activities.

are you a rancher?

stock broker, i bet.

true story- i've never met one.  but this callahan guy sure talks the talk.  seems fascinating to me. does he have his laptop out in his cattle pen?

Don't need a laptop, phone works for everthing, and calling me a rancher has a kind of uppity connotation, I prefer agricultural related person.

that's pretty great, BC.  what do you use your cows for? 

[Bill Clarahan]

One of my cows had a hemaphroditic calf 2 weeks ago, it's also missing a tail and it's smallish.  It's doing well and plays good with others, it's mother loves it and it is included in all herd activities.

are you a rancher?

stock broker, i bet.

You're close, don't really like stocks because they're mostly a mirage, as the guy in this vid explains

[Bill Clarahan]

One of my cows had a hemaphroditic calf 2 weeks ago, it's also missing a tail and it's smallish.  It's doing well and plays good with others, it's mother loves it and it is included in all herd activities.

are you a rancher?

stock broker, i bet.

true story- i've never met one.  but this callahan guy sure talks the talk.  seems fascinating to me. does he have his laptop out in his cattle pen?

Don't need a laptop, phone works for everthing, and calling me a rancher has a kind of uppity connotation, I prefer agricultural related person.

that's pretty great, BC.  what do you use your cows for?

Diversion and  deduction

[pissclams]

cows are like the swiss army knife of animals

[asava]

cows are like the swiss army knife of animals

this is very true. those things are all over switzerland.

[AST]

cows are like the swiss army knife of animals

yeah, but make sure you know where the bottle opener is or you might get hooved while lifting it's tail like my dumb cousin did

[The Big Train]

Texas family says they have captured mythical animal chupacabra

http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1742980

 

[puniraptor]

Texas family says they have captured mythical animal chupacabra

http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1742980

 

Definitely a hairless diseased raccoon.

[The Big Train]

Texas family says they have captured mythical animal chupacabra

http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1742980

 

Definitely a hairless diseased raccoon.

That guy has hunted coons for 20+ with dogs and he's neverseensomethinglikethatrighther tho

[Tobias]

awaiting sys' ruling on exactly what type of raccoon that is

[Institutional Control]

Most American video you'll ever see.

http://fox4kc.com/2014/04/08/if-you-ever-wanted-to-have-a-bald-eagle-scream-in-your-face-watch-this/

[The Big Train]

awaiting sys' ruling on exactly what type of raccoon that is

@sys 

[Stevesie60]

A bat got into the Stevesie household this weekend. He or she didn't make it out alive.