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Peanut Butter
« on: November 21, 2024, 04:57:24 PM »
Members Mark™ Natural No Stir Creamy Peanut Butter is the best there is. And trust me, I've had all the name brands.

JiF®, Skippy®, Peter Pan®? Garbage compared to Members Mark™ Natural No Stir Creamy Peanut Butter.

Don't let this fool you into thinking all generics are great. Both Great Value™ and Good and Gather™ have peanut butter that is inedible trash.

Pick up a 2-pack of Members Mark™ Natural No Stir Creamy Peanut Butter at your local Sam's Club® and see what I mean! You'll never go back to the name brands.


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Re: Peanut Butter
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2024, 05:01:08 PM »
Looks to be Sam's Club only? Am I reading that correctly? As a daily peanut butter consumer, I would like to know. Skippy guy, fwiw.

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Re: Peanut Butter
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2024, 05:01:28 PM »
Kroger Creamy Honey Roasted Peanut Butter

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Re: Peanut Butter
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2024, 05:05:24 PM »
Looks to be Sam's Club only? Am I reading that correctly? As a daily peanut butter consumer, I would like to know. Skippy guy, fwiw.

That's the only place I've bought it. Worth the membership IYAM.

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Re: Peanut Butter
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2024, 05:15:55 PM »
JiF is the best.  Anyone else who says otherwise is a virtue signalling hipster.

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Re: Peanut Butter
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2024, 05:21:25 PM »
I’ve never had discernibly bad peanut butter.
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Re: Peanut Butter
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2024, 05:36:32 PM »
if you don't have to stir it, it has gross added stuff in it.

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Re: Peanut Butter
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2024, 05:44:09 PM »
JiF is the best.  Anyone else who says otherwise is a virtue signalling hipster.

Listen, JiF is fine. It's the #2 named brand peanut butter and #3 overall. But don't kid yourself, it's absolutely not Members Mark™ Natural No Stir Creamy Peanut Butter and it never will be.

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Re: Peanut Butter
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2024, 06:06:18 PM »
if you don't have to stir it, it has gross added stuff in it.

And that gross stuff is convenience, enjoyment, fulfillment.

I'm a whatever Aldi's generic brand is guy.
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Re: Peanut Butter
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2024, 06:16:46 PM »
Reese's.
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Re: Peanut Butter
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2024, 06:25:24 PM »
JiF is the best.  Anyone else who says otherwise is a virtue signalling hipster.

Listen, JiF is fine. It's the #2 named brand peanut butter and #3 overall. But don't kid yourself, it's absolutely not Members Mark Natural No Stir Creamy Peanut Butter and it never will be.

I didn't even realize you said creamy.  That should also be condemned.  I guess that's what happens when everybody gets a trophy.

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Re: Peanut Butter
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2024, 07:43:14 AM »
JiF is the best.  Anyone else who says otherwise is a virtue signalling hipster.
JiF crunchy. End of discussion.

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Re: Peanut Butter
« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2024, 07:48:27 AM »
LOL another JiF fanboy. I'm sure it reminds you of when your mom cut the crust off your Iron Kids PB&J but now it's time to grow up omg unbelievable.

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Re: Peanut Butter
« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2024, 07:53:16 AM »
JiF is the best.  Anyone else who says otherwise is a virtue signalling hipster.

Listen, JiF is fine. It's the #2 named brand peanut butter and #3 overall. But don't kid yourself, it's absolutely not Members Mark Natural No Stir Creamy Peanut Butter and it never will be.

I didn't even realize you said creamy.  That should also be condemned.  I guess that's what happens when everybody gets a trophy.

Listen, I have enjoyed crunchy peanut butter in the past. It's fine. And if you've decided 'fine' is good enough for you then I won't try to change your mind. Just know... if you ever decide to break free from 'fine', Members Mark™ Natural No Stir Creamy Peanut Butter will be there.

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Re: Peanut Butter
« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2024, 08:20:59 AM »
I've heard people say that an adult eating creamy peanut butter is the number one indicator for SBS (stinky butt syndrome). 

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Re: Peanut Butter
« Reply #15 on: November 22, 2024, 08:30:52 AM »
I've heard people say that an adult eating creamy peanut butter is the number one indicator for SBS (stinky butt syndrome).

Sounds made up.  :don'tcare:

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Re: Peanut Butter
« Reply #16 on: November 22, 2024, 08:53:25 AM »
the only PB i've found that doesn't have added sugar is Smucker's natural PB. so that's what i always get (crunchy ofc). you have to stir it once when you first open it, so that might be a deal breaker for some.

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Re: Peanut Butter
« Reply #17 on: November 22, 2024, 09:00:16 AM »
Of you really want to treat yourself to a calorie bomb, mix peanut butter and clear corn syrup until the peanut butter starts to "glisten" a little. Put in on bread of choice.
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Re: Peanut Butter
« Reply #18 on: November 22, 2024, 09:02:44 AM »
SKIPPY Natural Creamy Peanut Butter Spread is on auto reorder

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Re: Peanut Butter
« Reply #19 on: November 22, 2024, 10:31:20 AM »
RE: crunchy vs creamy PB debate.  Crunchy is for when you eat it straight out of the jar, creamy is for PB&J sammiches.

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Re: Peanut Butter
« Reply #20 on: November 22, 2024, 11:20:58 AM »
Crunchy is for psychos

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Re: Peanut Butter
« Reply #21 on: November 22, 2024, 11:29:34 AM »
if you are militantly against peanuts being in peanut butter, i am curious what it is that you like about peanut butter.

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Re: Peanut Butter
« Reply #22 on: November 22, 2024, 11:32:10 AM »
the only PB i've found that doesn't have added sugar is Smucker's natural PB. so that's what i always get (crunchy ofc). you have to stir it once when you first open it, so that might be a deal breaker for some.

This is the #1 PB followed by Kirkland Organic as a close second.

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Re: Peanut Butter
« Reply #23 on: November 22, 2024, 11:36:13 AM »
if you are militantly against peanuts being in peanut butter, i am curious what it is that you like about peanut butter.

Butter isn't chunky
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Re: Peanut Butter
« Reply #24 on: November 22, 2024, 11:42:15 AM »
if you are militantly against peanuts being in peanut butter, i am curious what it is that you like about peanut butter.

Butter isn't chunky
Peanut butter is