Peanut Butter

[mocat]

if you are militantly against peanuts being in peanut butter, i am curious what it is that you like about peanut butter.

Butter isn't chunky

Peanut butter is

this is why creamy peanut butter is called "spread"

[KITNfury]

#teamcrunchy

[Sandstone Outcropping]

I've never heard of somebody older than 10 eating creamy peanut butter. Smuckers All-Natural is fine, if you want to waste 15 minutes of your life stirring it up when you could just be enjoying peanut butter.

Now that we have established that Jif Crunchy is best, what do you like to eat with your peanut butter?

1. PB and saltine sandwiches with cold milk
2. PB and triscuit sandwiches with cold milk
3. PB on waffles with maple syrup
4. PB and J (Jif Crunchy and Welch's grape jelly slathered on whole wheat bread)

[DaBigTrain]

I didn't read this thread but I get these acai bowls that come with almond butter and I always get an extra scoop of creamy peanut butter and it's really good. I even had one yesterday. Wow!

[Spracne]

I've never heard of somebody older than 10 eating creamy peanut butter. Smuckers All-Natural is fine, if you want to waste 15 minutes of your life stirring it up when you could just be enjoying peanut butter.

Now that we have established that Jif Crunchy is best, what do you like to eat with your peanut butter?

1. PB and saltine sandwiches with cold milk
2. PB and triscuit sandwiches with cold milk
3. PB on waffles with maple syrup
4. PB and J (Jif Crunchy and Welch's grape jelly slathered on whole wheat bread)

I feel like grape PBJs are a Kansas thing, and everywhere else the expectation is strawberry.

[CHONGS]

I didn't read this thread but I get these acai bowls that come with almond butter and I always get an extra scoop of creamy peanut butter and it's really good. I even had one yesterday. Wow!

Oh Jesus Christ get the eff out of here with that almond butter bullshit

[Phil Titola]

I've never heard of somebody older than 10 eating creamy peanut butter. Smuckers All-Natural is fine, if you want to waste 15 minutes of your life stirring it up when you could just be enjoying peanut butter.

Now that we have established that Jif Crunchy is best, what do you like to eat with your peanut butter?

1. PB and saltine sandwiches with cold milk
2. PB and triscuit sandwiches with cold milk
3. PB on waffles with maple syrup
4. PB and J (Jif Crunchy and Welch's grape jelly slathered on whole wheat bread)

I feel like grape PBJs are a Kansas thing, and everywhere else the expectation is strawberry.

You sir just blew my mind. It'd like some data like the dialect study done on this

[_33]

I've never heard of somebody older than 10 eating creamy peanut butter.

Never?! Almost 80% of the pb sold in the US is creamy lmao. Just another crunchy-boy disconnected from the reality of the pb world. Sad.

[BIG APPLE CAT]

I've never heard of somebody older than 10 eating creamy peanut butter.

Never?! Almost 80% of the pb sold in the US is creamy lmao. Just another crunchy-boy disconnected from the reality of the pb world. Sad.

Ok so…roughly 80% of peanut butter is consumed by children? That actually sounds about right. I will admit, the majority of my creamy peanut butter consumption comes from when I make my daughter (under 10) a sangwich and then lick the knife (I’m from the Midwest I don’t waste food)

[BIG APPLE CAT]

She really likes peanut butter and honey, btw. Total hipster in training

[Institutional Control]

I sometimes think about how different my life would be if that girl eating a chocolate bar hadn’t bumped into the guy eating peanut butter straight from the jar and the peanut butter cup was never invented.


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[_33]

I've never heard of somebody older than 10 eating creamy peanut butter.

Never?! Almost 80% of the pb sold in the US is creamy lmao. Just another crunchy-boy disconnected from the reality of the pb world. Sad.

Ok so…roughly 80% of peanut butter is consumed by children? That actually sounds about right. I will admit, the majority of my creamy peanut butter consumption comes from when I make my daughter (under 10) a sangwich and then lick the knife (I’m from the Midwest I don’t waste food)

please shut up omg

[Sandstone Outcropping]

I've never heard of somebody older than 10 eating creamy peanut butter. Smuckers All-Natural is fine, if you want to waste 15 minutes of your life stirring it up when you could just be enjoying peanut butter.

Now that we have established that Jif Crunchy is best, what do you like to eat with your peanut butter?

1. PB and saltine sandwiches with cold milk
2. PB and triscuit sandwiches with cold milk
3. PB on waffles with maple syrup
4. PB and J (Jif Crunchy and Welch's grape jelly slathered on whole wheat bread)

I feel like grape PBJs are a Kansas thing, and everywhere else the expectation is strawberry.

Smuckers strawberry jam is a close 2nd behind Welch's grape jelly for PBJs

[Stevesie60]

I've never heard of somebody older than 10 eating creamy peanut butter. Smuckers All-Natural is fine, if you want to waste 15 minutes of your life stirring it up when you could just be enjoying peanut butter.

Now that we have established that Jif Crunchy is best, what do you like to eat with your peanut butter?

1. PB and saltine sandwiches with cold milk
2. PB and triscuit sandwiches with cold milk
3. PB on waffles with maple syrup
4. PB and J (Jif Crunchy and Welch's grape jelly slathered on whole wheat bread)

I feel like grape PBJs are a Kansas thing, and everywhere else the expectation is strawberry.

Well my cousins are from Texas and they used grape jelly on there PBJs so I know for a fact it's not just a Kansas thing.

[Cire]

JiF is the best.  Anyone else who says otherwise is a virtue signalling hipster.

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[Cire]

I like blackberry jelly/jam on my pbj


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[Cire]

I also eat a pb Sandy pretty much every day for lunch bc it’s quick/cheap/and filling


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[CHONGS]

I filled some celery sticks with the good stuff today.

[nicname]

I've never heard of somebody older than 10 eating creamy peanut butter. Smuckers All-Natural is fine, if you want to waste 15 minutes of your life stirring it up when you could just be enjoying peanut butter.

Now that we have established that Jif Crunchy is best, what do you like to eat with your peanut butter?

1. PB and saltine sandwiches with cold milk
2. PB and triscuit sandwiches with cold milk
3. PB on waffles with maple syrup
4. PB and J (Jif Crunchy and Welch's grape jelly slathered on whole wheat bread)

I feel like grape PBJs are a Kansas thing, and everywhere else the expectation is strawberry.

Smuckers strawberry jam is a close 2nd behind Welch's grape jelly for PBJs

Grape Jam > Jelly

What is the difference between Strawberry Jam and Preserves? I’ve always enjoyed preserves

[Sandstone Outcropping]

I've never heard of somebody older than 10 eating creamy peanut butter. Smuckers All-Natural is fine, if you want to waste 15 minutes of your life stirring it up when you could just be enjoying peanut butter.

Now that we have established that Jif Crunchy is best, what do you like to eat with your peanut butter?

1. PB and saltine sandwiches with cold milk
2. PB and triscuit sandwiches with cold milk
3. PB on waffles with maple syrup
4. PB and J (Jif Crunchy and Welch's grape jelly slathered on whole wheat bread)

I feel like grape PBJs are a Kansas thing, and everywhere else the expectation is strawberry.

Smuckers strawberry jam is a close 2nd behind Welch's grape jelly for PBJs

Grape Jam > Jelly

What is the difference between Strawberry Jam and Preserves? I’ve always enjoyed preserves

I think there are more big strawberry pieces in preserves compared with jam.

[Phil Titola]

I've never heard of somebody older than 10 eating creamy peanut butter. Smuckers All-Natural is fine, if you want to waste 15 minutes of your life stirring it up when you could just be enjoying peanut butter.

Now that we have established that Jif Crunchy is best, what do you like to eat with your peanut butter?

1. PB and saltine sandwiches with cold milk
2. PB and triscuit sandwiches with cold milk
3. PB on waffles with maple syrup
4. PB and J (Jif Crunchy and Welch's grape jelly slathered on whole wheat bread)

I feel like grape PBJs are a Kansas thing, and everywhere else the expectation is strawberry.

I've quizzed everybody I've ran into after reading this. 95% grape answer. I believe every person I asked had been raised in KS though.

[Stupid Fitz]

Added sugar in PB is gross. Added sugar in already sweet fruit spread is even grosser. Paulener all fruit strawberry is the best.

[pissclams]

I remember that there was a candy bar called PB Max and it was really good

[CHONGS]

Oh yeah those were great

[Sandstone Outcropping]

Oh yeah those were great

I had forgotten all about that one. Are they still in production?
Watchamacallit is an excellent PB-themed candy bar as well.

Around the holidays, the kids will make Ritz cracker +PB sandwiches and coat them in melted chocolate -- also a great use for PB