Peanut Butter

[Spracne]

According to former Mars executive Alfred Poe, PB Max was discontinued due to the Mars family's distaste for peanut butter despite $50 million in sales.

Early television commercials for PB Max declared that the "PB" in its name didn't stand for things such as piggy banks, polka band, portly ballerina, platinum blonde, penguin black belt, pig basketball, plow boy, pure bliss, parachuting buffalo, or pink baboon — but that it, in fact, stood for peanut butter.

[IPA4Me]

Creamy only here. Hate getting the bits of nuts in my teeth.

[Katpappy]

YES!    

[waks]

I've never heard of somebody older than 10 eating creamy peanut butter. Smuckers All-Natural is fine, if you want to waste 15 minutes of your life stirring it up when you could just be enjoying peanut butter.

Now that we have established that Jif Crunchy is best, what do you like to eat with your peanut butter?

1. PB and saltine sandwiches with cold milk
2. PB and triscuit sandwiches with cold milk
3. PB on waffles with maple syrup
4. PB and J (Jif Crunchy and Welch's grape jelly slathered on whole wheat bread)

I feel like grape PBJs are a Kansas thing, and everywhere else the expectation is strawberry.

Smuckers strawberry jam is a close 2nd behind Welch's grape jelly for PBJs

Grape Jam > Jelly

What is the difference between Strawberry Jam and Preserves? I’ve always enjoyed preserves

I can't preserve my d*ck up your ass.

[nicname]

I've never heard of somebody older than 10 eating creamy peanut butter. Smuckers All-Natural is fine, if you want to waste 15 minutes of your life stirring it up when you could just be enjoying peanut butter.

Now that we have established that Jif Crunchy is best, what do you like to eat with your peanut butter?

1. PB and saltine sandwiches with cold milk
2. PB and triscuit sandwiches with cold milk
3. PB on waffles with maple syrup
4. PB and J (Jif Crunchy and Welch's grape jelly slathered on whole wheat bread)

I feel like grape PBJs are a Kansas thing, and everywhere else the expectation is strawberry.

Smuckers strawberry jam is a close 2nd behind Welch's grape jelly for PBJs

Grape Jam > Jelly

What is the difference between Strawberry Jam and Preserves? I’ve always enjoyed preserves

I can't preserve my d*ck up your ass.

 

[Spracne]

  

[Institutional Control]

Discovered these on my recent trip back to Texas.



Delicious.


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[waks]

I've never heard of somebody older than 10 eating creamy peanut butter. Smuckers All-Natural is fine, if you want to waste 15 minutes of your life stirring it up when you could just be enjoying peanut butter.

Now that we have established that Jif Crunchy is best, what do you like to eat with your peanut butter?

1. PB and saltine sandwiches with cold milk
2. PB and triscuit sandwiches with cold milk
3. PB on waffles with maple syrup
4. PB and J (Jif Crunchy and Welch's grape jelly slathered on whole wheat bread)

I feel like grape PBJs are a Kansas thing, and everywhere else the expectation is strawberry.

Smuckers strawberry jam is a close 2nd behind Welch's grape jelly for PBJs

Grape Jam > Jelly

What is the difference between Strawberry Jam and Preserves? I’ve always enjoyed preserves

I can't preserve my d*ck up your ass.

 

sorry nic, I was pretty pak'd from the Chiefs game