Peanut Butter

[Spracne]

According to former Mars executive Alfred Poe, PB Max was discontinued due to the Mars family's distaste for peanut butter despite $50 million in sales.

Early television commercials for PB Max declared that the "PB" in its name didn't stand for things such as piggy banks, polka band, portly ballerina, platinum blonde, penguin black belt, pig basketball, plow boy, pure bliss, parachuting buffalo, or pink baboon — but that it, in fact, stood for peanut butter.

[IPA4Me]

Creamy only here. Hate getting the bits of nuts in my teeth.

[Katpappy]

YES!    

[waks]

I've never heard of somebody older than 10 eating creamy peanut butter. Smuckers All-Natural is fine, if you want to waste 15 minutes of your life stirring it up when you could just be enjoying peanut butter.

Now that we have established that Jif Crunchy is best, what do you like to eat with your peanut butter?

1. PB and saltine sandwiches with cold milk
2. PB and triscuit sandwiches with cold milk
3. PB on waffles with maple syrup
4. PB and J (Jif Crunchy and Welch's grape jelly slathered on whole wheat bread)

I feel like grape PBJs are a Kansas thing, and everywhere else the expectation is strawberry.

Smuckers strawberry jam is a close 2nd behind Welch's grape jelly for PBJs

Grape Jam > Jelly

What is the difference between Strawberry Jam and Preserves? I’ve always enjoyed preserves

I can't preserve my d*ck up your ass.

[nicname]

I've never heard of somebody older than 10 eating creamy peanut butter. Smuckers All-Natural is fine, if you want to waste 15 minutes of your life stirring it up when you could just be enjoying peanut butter.

Now that we have established that Jif Crunchy is best, what do you like to eat with your peanut butter?

1. PB and saltine sandwiches with cold milk
2. PB and triscuit sandwiches with cold milk
3. PB on waffles with maple syrup
4. PB and J (Jif Crunchy and Welch's grape jelly slathered on whole wheat bread)

I feel like grape PBJs are a Kansas thing, and everywhere else the expectation is strawberry.

Smuckers strawberry jam is a close 2nd behind Welch's grape jelly for PBJs

Grape Jam > Jelly

What is the difference between Strawberry Jam and Preserves? I’ve always enjoyed preserves

I can't preserve my d*ck up your ass.

 

[Spracne]

  

[Institutional Control]

Discovered these on my recent trip back to Texas.



Delicious.


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[waks]

I've never heard of somebody older than 10 eating creamy peanut butter. Smuckers All-Natural is fine, if you want to waste 15 minutes of your life stirring it up when you could just be enjoying peanut butter.

Now that we have established that Jif Crunchy is best, what do you like to eat with your peanut butter?

1. PB and saltine sandwiches with cold milk
2. PB and triscuit sandwiches with cold milk
3. PB on waffles with maple syrup
4. PB and J (Jif Crunchy and Welch's grape jelly slathered on whole wheat bread)

I feel like grape PBJs are a Kansas thing, and everywhere else the expectation is strawberry.

Smuckers strawberry jam is a close 2nd behind Welch's grape jelly for PBJs

Grape Jam > Jelly

What is the difference between Strawberry Jam and Preserves? I’ve always enjoyed preserves

I can't preserve my d*ck up your ass.

 

sorry nic, I was pretty pak'd from the Chiefs game

[mocat]

i regret to inform everybody that making peanut butter at home is incredibly easy, quick, and rewarding.
the peanut butter does not come out crunchy, however, by making it, you yourself do feel crunchy.

[GregKSU1027]

I've never heard of somebody older than 10 eating creamy peanut butter. Smuckers All-Natural is fine, if you want to waste 15 minutes of your life stirring it up when you could just be enjoying peanut butter.

Now that we have established that Jif Crunchy is best, what do you like to eat with your peanut butter?

1. PB and saltine sandwiches with cold milk
2. PB and triscuit sandwiches with cold milk
3. PB on waffles with maple syrup
4. PB and J (Jif Crunchy and Welch's grape jelly slathered on whole wheat bread)

I feel like grape PBJs are a Kansas thing, and everywhere else the expectation is strawberry.

You sir just blew my mind. It'd like some data like the dialect study done on this

Then why is goober (smuckers premixed pb and jelly) predominantly grape jelly.

Strawberry is far superior in everyway when making PB&J. Also crunchy peanutbutter ftw

[GregKSU1027]

According to former Mars executive Alfred Poe, PB Max was discontinued due to the Mars family's distaste for peanut butter despite $50 million in sales.

Early television commercials for PB Max declared that the "PB" in its name didn't stand for things such as piggy banks, polka band, portly ballerina, platinum blonde, penguin black belt, pig basketball, plow boy, pure bliss, parachuting buffalo, or pink baboon — but that it, in fact, stood for peanut butter.

Then why are PB M&Ms still available. Will never forgive Mars for getting rid of Pretzel M&M's. Whoever made that decision I would love to have some words with them on why they could do such a crude thing....

[_33]

We ran out of Members Mark™ Natural No Stir Creamy Peanut Butter midweek. I didn't want to go to Sam's just for peanut butter so I did a Target pick up order. Got it home and I accidentally ordered crunchy.

Question for crunchy pb lovers:  Why do you hate yourself?

[Stevesie60]

If the only thing available is creamy then I just sprinkle in some peanuts to make it edible.

[mocat]

i make my own PB now and yeah after the consistency gets nice and creamy, i sprinkle in some peanuts for a little crunchy texture

[_33]

I'm sorry I said anything at all. I don't want to start up the creamy vs crunchy debate again. Just know that it's gross and I'm right.

[pissclams]

i make my own PB now and yeah after the consistency gets nice and creamy, i sprinkle in some peanuts for a little crunchy texture

artisanal pb is the best pb

[mocat]

i make my own PB now and yeah after the consistency gets nice and creamy, i sprinkle in some peanuts for a little crunchy texture

artisanal pb is the best pb

It's crazy how the peanut flavor has been eradicated from the store bought peanut butter i have eaten my whole life. When you make it at home it almost tastes like peanuts right out of the shell at the ballpark. just use a little salt.

[_33]

That's not peanut butter that's peanut puree. No thanks.

[pissclams]

i refuse to eat any other pb except shell to table pb.  factory pb is for the birds.

[Spracne]

You doin' some table side preparation on that peanut butter? mortar and pastel?

[pissclams]

You doin' some table side preparation on that peanut butter? mortar and pastel?

only the best.
sure, it’s a little more work. i get it. but when you’re committed to the best shell to table pb, more work is is welcomed.

first thing, first though. you have to source the best peanuts, my peanut guy is the best, and it’s not even debatable.

dm me for details, link in bio.

[Spracne]

Do you offer any other artisanal nut butters, or just the pea?

[mocat]

I'm not really picky on the peanuts. One time I accidentally got a jar that had lots of msg and sugar and junk added which was a bummer. Usually they are plain and i add sea salt

[mocat]

Do you offer any other artisanal nut butters, or just the pea?

Have not tried almond butter but I may try my hand at almond milk

[KITNfury]

I'm not really picky on the peanuts. One time I accidentally got a jar that had lots of msg and sugar and junk added which was a bummer. Usually they are plain and i add sea salt

Use only the finest peanut with baja gold and your nut butter will really be primo