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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #400 on: November 27, 2023, 08:20:53 PM »
Would playing in the bowl game affect his remaining eligibility?

Would winning a dr. pepper and going to the CFP as a purple Lamar Jackson before getting drafted affect your question?

I am not saying we shouldn’t do it, just curious.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #401 on: November 27, 2023, 08:40:02 PM »
Would playing in the bowl game affect his remaining eligibility?

I've heard the same question several times about Nico at Tennessee and all of those articles said bowl games don't count towards this year's eligibility.  No idea if that's true or not but these were all major outlets like ESPN,etc.
It's true.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #402 on: November 27, 2023, 08:49:10 PM »
He already played in 7 regular season games
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #403 on: November 27, 2023, 08:57:56 PM »
They aren't gonna rush Avery in a bullshit bowl game. 3 passing TDs with an INT (but the INT will be either tipped or a long pass on 3rd/4th down and long). 2 more TDs that he hands to DJamer Giddens or Josh Jackson.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #404 on: November 28, 2023, 01:36:12 AM »
They aren't gonna rush Avery in a bullshit bowl game. 3 passing TDs with an INT (but the INT will be either tipped or a long pass on 3rd/4th down and long). 2 more TDs that he hands to DJamer Giddens or Josh Jackson.

So what you're saying is 3 passing TDs and 2 anytime TDs

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #405 on: November 28, 2023, 09:28:05 AM »
Let's throw a PR touchdown on the predicted stack of bowl stats, I'm feeling confident

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #406 on: November 28, 2023, 09:58:10 AM »
They aren't gonna rush Avery in a bullshit bowl game.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #407 on: November 28, 2023, 01:27:28 PM »
Pretty sure Avery runs for a snoTD had he got a chance Saturday.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #409 on: December 07, 2023, 02:04:04 PM »
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #411 on: December 07, 2023, 02:50:02 PM »
wut  :confused:

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #412 on: December 07, 2023, 02:53:06 PM »
Avery's changing his number but the more important takeaway would be that this is an indication that he's not going anywhere.

This should make our OC job as attractive as it has ever been.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #413 on: December 07, 2023, 02:54:40 PM »
We are going to kick so much ass at the Pop Tarts Bowl.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #414 on: December 07, 2023, 02:57:19 PM »
Avery's changing his number but the more important takeaway would be that this is an indication that he's not going anywhere.

This should make our OC job as attractive as it has ever been.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #415 on: December 07, 2023, 04:04:23 PM »
I think this is our new QB lineup:
Avery Johnson #2
Jacob Knuth #7
Ty Bowman #8

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #416 on: December 07, 2023, 04:04:54 PM »
I literally teared up watching that. I also think that's is great that it was on the socials on the official team accounts. Looks like I need to buy another Avery jersey.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #417 on: December 07, 2023, 04:11:51 PM »
Klein had a chance to stay and he left. Avery had a chance to go and he stayed.
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #419 on: December 07, 2023, 04:42:11 PM »
Can we go ahead and remove the "What if" and the "??" from the thread title or at least place them in brackets or parentheses?

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #420 on: December 07, 2023, 04:52:11 PM »
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #421 on: December 07, 2023, 05:02:11 PM »
Can we go ahead and remove the "What if" and the "??" from the thread title or at least place them in brackets or parentheses?

"Complete" would imply that he's finished, and he's not anywhere near done yet.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #422 on: December 07, 2023, 05:08:21 PM »
He is so emaw and I love him  :lynchmob:
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #423 on: December 07, 2023, 05:14:59 PM »
we don't deserve him but i'm so glad he chose us anyway

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #424 on: December 07, 2023, 05:49:32 PM »
I deserve him