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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #275 on: September 07, 2023, 03:48:44 PM »
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #276 on: September 07, 2023, 04:57:58 PM »
How would you rank Big Johnson, Coed Naked, Hard Rock themed and No Fear?

I think

1. Big Johnson (makes it cooler that my dad wouldn’t let me buy one)
2. No Fear (they were awesome initially, but got a little lame as time went in iirc)
3. Hard Rock
4. Coed Naked (also wasn’t allowed, but I thought they were too crass anyway. Not creative like big johnson)

These rankings were as a pre-teen/early teen perspective for me.

Are we just going to leave AND 1 shirts out of this?


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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #277 on: September 07, 2023, 07:00:19 PM »
How would you rank Big Johnson, Coed Naked, Hard Rock themed and No Fear?

I think

1. Big Johnson (makes it cooler that my dad wouldn’t let me buy one)
2. No Fear (they were awesome initially, but got a little lame as time went in iirc)
3. Hard Rock
4. Coed Naked (also wasn’t allowed, but I thought they were too crass anyway. Not creative like big johnson)

These rankings were as a pre-teen/early teen perspective for me.
Yeah I wish I had big Johnson or coed naked shirts but I had several no fear and hard rock tees and loved them.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #278 on: September 07, 2023, 10:00:46 PM »
How would you rank Big Johnson, Coed Naked, Hard Rock themed and No Fear?

I think

1. Big Johnson (makes it cooler that my dad wouldn’t let me buy one)
2. No Fear (they were awesome initially, but got a little lame as time went in iirc)
3. Hard Rock
4. Coed Naked (also wasn’t allowed, but I thought they were too crass anyway. Not creative like big johnson)

These rankings were as a pre-teen/early teen perspective for me.

Are we just going to leave AND 1 shirts out of this?



Psssh. Not cool at all bro. Not in my neck of the woods.
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #279 on: September 07, 2023, 10:32:39 PM »
I wore a no fear shirt to my first punk rock concert and felt deeply out of place
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #280 on: September 07, 2023, 10:35:34 PM »
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #281 on: September 08, 2023, 09:46:38 AM »
How would you rank Big Johnson, Coed Naked, Hard Rock themed and No Fear?

I think

1. Big Johnson (makes it cooler that my dad wouldn’t let me buy one)
2. No Fear (they were awesome initially, but got a little lame as time went in iirc)
3. Hard Rock
4. Coed Naked (also wasn’t allowed, but I thought they were too crass anyway. Not creative like big johnson)

These rankings were as a pre-teen/early teen perspective for me.

Are we just going to leave AND 1 shirts out of this?


This all came along shortly after Genera HyperColors, IIRC. Also remember a kid in my class who had an "Air Lopez" T-shirt. Were these part of a wider trend?

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #282 on: September 08, 2023, 09:49:13 AM »
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #284 on: October 14, 2023, 09:03:32 PM »
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« Reply #285 on: October 14, 2023, 09:04:28 PM »
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #286 on: October 14, 2023, 09:33:10 PM »
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #287 on: October 14, 2023, 09:41:34 PM »
This guy is going to take us to incredible heights.
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« Reply #288 on: October 14, 2023, 09:44:36 PM »
This guy is going to take us to incredible heights.
Like an eagle he will race among the clouds, soaring high above the mountains.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #290 on: October 15, 2023, 08:33:14 AM »
He is incredible running the ball but really would prefer they trust his arm which appears to be good enough already. roll him out he can run still and avoid big hits. Let him cook

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #291 on: October 15, 2023, 09:18:23 AM »
He is incredible running the ball but really would prefer they trust his arm which appears to be good enough already. roll him out he can run still and avoid big hits. Let him cook
The best part is he’s so fast that a lot of the times when he runs he doesn’t get touched at all.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #292 on: October 15, 2023, 09:32:46 AM »
The threat of his running ability makes everything about our offense better.  Ward looked like a world beater when the defense had to respect Avery at the mesh point.  Also it's going to allow for some stupid easy throws on play action.
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #293 on: October 15, 2023, 12:28:39 PM »
The threat of his running ability makes everything about our offense better.  Ward looked like a world beater when the defense had to respect Avery at the mesh point.  Also it's going to allow for some stupid easy throws on play action.

Small sample size, but Ward’s play-style seemed to pair far better with Johnson than Giddens’.

Edit: ww post is spot on
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #294 on: October 15, 2023, 12:31:39 PM »
I JUST DONT WANT HIM TO GET HURT

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #296 on: October 15, 2023, 12:44:50 PM »
The threat of his running ability makes everything about our offense better.  Ward looked like a world beater when the defense had to respect Avery at the mesh point.  Also it's going to allow for some stupid easy throws on play action.

Small sample size, but Ward’s play-style seemed to pair far better with Johnson than Giddens’.

One thing that’s true about giddens this year as it was last year, is that when he gets running east/west he is not very effective. Dude needs to stay north/south

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #297 on: October 15, 2023, 12:52:03 PM »
The threat of his running ability makes everything about our offense better.  Ward looked like a world beater when the defense had to respect Avery at the mesh point.  Also it's going to allow for some stupid easy throws on play action.

Small sample size, but Ward’s play-style seemed to pair far better with Johnson than Giddens’.

One thing that’s true about giddens this year as it was last year, is that when he gets running east/west he is not very effective. Dude needs to stay north/south

Yes, and he’s a very patient runner that works well with blockers going hat on hat. Ward has a quick first gear and has struggled w runs that require patience. Johnson draws so much attention that it seems like Ward’s natural quickness is enhanced when they are the tandem, especially on zone read type plays.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #298 on: October 15, 2023, 12:55:47 PM »
We haven’t seen much yet, but I think we’ll see WRs “getting open/separation” more successfully w/ Johnson at QB going forward. Defenses needing to account for the fastest guy on the field is going to lead to an easier time in the passing game.

1. You gotta spy/contain/be on guard for the QB run game.
2. He’s faster than all DL, LBs and will extend tons of plays.
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #299 on: October 15, 2023, 01:14:52 PM »
avery wouldn’t be half the player he is without will there by his side


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