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You Have FU Money, What is Your Job Now?
« on: October 20, 2021, 02:37:29 PM »
Your Bitcoin moons, but you still want to work, what do you do?
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I'm not sure if they do it anymore as its prob all electronic by now, but MLB used to hire people to go to baseball games and score each game live for the app. That would be an amaze job too.


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Re: You Have FU Money, What is Your Job Now?
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2021, 02:38:11 PM »
What I do now

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Re: You Have FU Money, What is Your Job Now?
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2021, 02:40:46 PM »
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Re: You Have FU Money, What is Your Job Now?
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2021, 02:44:59 PM »
9U baseball coach

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Re: You Have FU Money, What is Your Job Now?
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2021, 02:47:10 PM »
9U baseball coach

Only a job if your kid isn't on the team. Also, very weird job.

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Re: You Have FU Money, What is Your Job Now?
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2021, 02:48:11 PM »
9U baseball coach

Only a job if your kid isn't on the team. Also, very weird job.

I have FU money, I get to say what a job is

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Re: You Have FU Money, What is Your Job Now?
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2021, 03:16:17 PM »
Probably get into bitcoin mining
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Re: You Have FU Money, What is Your Job Now?
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2021, 03:17:59 PM »
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Re: You Have FU Money, What is Your Job Now?
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2021, 04:08:18 PM »
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Re: You Have FU Money, What is Your Job Now?
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2021, 04:16:23 PM »
unpaid intern at a new company i start called "visiting all the national parks and putting stuff on my rooftop cargo rack"

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Re: You Have FU Money, What is Your Job Now?
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2021, 04:21:10 PM »
Lot of cheaters in this thread. I know you have FU money now, but you have to follow the rules. Sit on your fat ass all day and professional roller coaster rider aren't jobs. Maybe there are professional roller coaster riders, but you know what I mean.  :curse:

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Re: You Have FU Money, What is Your Job Now?
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2021, 04:27:01 PM »
I want to work for Sandstone and mocat.  If they aren’t hiring then part time help for a trail race organizer and part time labor at a brewery.

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Re: You Have FU Money, What is Your Job Now?
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2021, 05:17:46 PM »
Thoroughbred farm. Buy a dozen fillies and breed them. Also, buy more land.

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Re: You Have FU Money, What is Your Job Now?
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2021, 05:21:36 PM »
Not-overly-busy-but-decent public golf course marshal.

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Re: You Have FU Money, What is Your Job Now?
« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2021, 05:32:08 PM »
Play and/or deal cards part time.

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Re: You Have FU Money, What is Your Job Now?
« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2021, 05:33:27 PM »
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Re: You Have FU Money, What is Your Job Now?
« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2021, 05:54:15 PM »
Absolutley nothing

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Re: You Have FU Money, What is Your Job Now?
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2021, 06:01:15 PM »
A courier of some sort, but nothing before noon.
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Re: You Have FU Money, What is Your Job Now?
« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2021, 06:25:28 PM »
9U baseball coach

Second this. And any youth sports in general. I'd love to have FU money and just take over/start my own organization, build a facility, not charge fees, etc. Coaching kids 10-12 yo range is the sweet spot imo.
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Re: You Have FU Money, What is Your Job Now?
« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2021, 06:26:57 PM »
Play and/or deal cards part time.

And this. Just have a vagabond lifestyle in general. If I wasn't married w/ kids that's what I'd be doing anyway. Probably is my more natural lifestyle tbh.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: You Have FU Money, What is Your Job Now?
« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2021, 06:28:11 PM »
Call sporting events. Radio pbp. Be the PA guy. Any of it. Moonlight as a sportswriter.
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Re: You Have FU Money, What is Your Job Now?
« Reply #21 on: October 20, 2021, 06:28:44 PM »
Mostly all the crap I already do now as much as I can, except I'd be rich.
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Re: You Have FU Money, What is Your Job Now?
« Reply #22 on: October 20, 2021, 07:27:07 PM »
I want to work for Sandstone and mocat.  If they aren’t hiring then part time help for a trail race organizer and part time labor at a brewery.
I like this one. Having a part time gig at a good music venue would be pretty cool.


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Re: You Have FU Money, What is Your Job Now?
« Reply #23 on: October 20, 2021, 07:28:05 PM »
I want to work for Sandstone and mocat.  If they aren’t hiring then part time help for a trail race organizer and part time labor at a brewery.
I like this one. Having a part time gig at a good music venue would be pretty cool.


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That is if we are talking about the same Sandstone.


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Re: You Have FU Money, What is Your Job Now?
« Reply #24 on: October 20, 2021, 07:39:11 PM »
Daytime Beach Bartender

This and it'd be a bar like the one that Billy Bob Thornton wrecks/pretends to work at in Bad Santa.