Author Topic: You Have FU Money, What is Your Job Now? (Read 4451 times)

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #50 on:** October 21, 2021, 12:56:31 PM »

Push mower, bro! Why would anyone who lives in the city need a riding mower unless you have Mahomes house?

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #51 on:** October 21, 2021, 01:12:56 PM »

Quote from: 420seriouscat69 on October 21, 2021, 12:56:31 PM

Push mower, bro! Why would anyone who lives in the city need a riding mower unless you have Mahomes house?

chum1 · « **Reply #52 on:** October 21, 2021, 01:14:07 PM »

I considered work at a ski resort. Maybe as a lift attendant or shuttle bus driver. Ultimately, I think I'd be a full time fund manager for a single investor. Myself.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #53 on:** October 21, 2021, 01:16:16 PM »

I could see showing up to help out at a ski resort free of charge if I want to or something, but I'm not going to commit myself to any sort of regular schedule, take crap from customers, or listen to what the management has to say.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #54 on:** October 21, 2021, 01:17:54 PM »

Quote from: 420seriouscat69 on October 21, 2021, 12:02:15 PM

Also, why do you guys like mowing so much? It kills my back and I had a friend lose a brother to a freak riding mower accident. There's nothing positive that can come from it.

First Common and now your friend. Being in wack's world seems hazardous

If I had FU money I'd open my own shop and only take clients/matters that interest me.

Spracne · « **Reply #55 on:** October 21, 2021, 01:18:56 PM »

Quote from: CNS on October 21, 2021, 11:32:18 AM

Crispitos would be Wednesday.

Monday would be chicken patty, super buttery rolls, and mashed potatoes with yellow gravy

Tues Salisbury steak

Thurs chili and cinnamon rolls

Friday rectangular pizza

Breakfast is the egg sandwiches or biscuits and gravy every day

I know we had a thread about this a few years ago, and I'm pretty sure you (intentionally or unintentionally) just stole one of my big ideas.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #56 on:** October 21, 2021, 01:21:53 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on October 21, 2021, 01:17:54 PM

Quote from: 420seriouscat69 on October 21, 2021, 12:02:15 PM

Also, why do you guys like mowing so much? It kills my back and I had a friend lose a brother to a freak riding mower accident. There's nothing positive that can come from it.

First Common and now your friend. Being in wack's world seems hazardous

If I had FU money I'd open my own shop and only take clients/matters that interest me.

Maybe it was the same incident. Maybe Common was cutting across his friendly uncle's lawn, the friend/uncle swerved to miss him, rolled the mower, and got trapped underneath it, face down in a ditch. The coroner ruled the death a freak, rare drowning, but the cause was actually quite Common.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #57 on:** October 21, 2021, 01:27:01 PM »

Dying by mower sounded terrible then and now it sounds even worse now. Woof! And that's kinda close to what happened.

michigancat · « **Reply #58 on:** October 21, 2021, 01:47:42 PM »

more hometown stories - there was a kid a couple years younger than me whose mom or dad ran over him with a lawnmower when he was a toddler. he survived but it really mumped him up for life. Like it chopped up his face mostly.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #59 on:** October 21, 2021, 02:02:44 PM »

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #60 on:** October 21, 2021, 02:24:42 PM »

ok thread back on track. What you buy your family? My fam owns their own homes so I think some kind of really dope trip with everything first class.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #61 on:** October 21, 2021, 02:33:55 PM »

As far as I know there is a place in Rossville that sells the school lunch crispitos

CNS · « **Reply #62 on:** October 21, 2021, 02:51:50 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on October 21, 2021, 01:18:56 PM

Quote from: CNS on October 21, 2021, 11:32:18 AM
Crispitos would be Wednesday.

Monday would be chicken patty, super buttery rolls, and mashed potatoes with yellow gravy

Tues Salisbury steak

Thurs chili and cinnamon rolls

Friday rectangular pizza

Breakfast is the egg sandwiches or biscuits and gravy every day

I know we had a thread about this a few years ago, and I'm pretty sure you (intentionally or unintentionally) just stole one of my big ideas.

Great minds, probably. I took a good 3-4 years off from here.

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #63 on:** October 21, 2021, 03:14:58 PM »

Snorkeling guide.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #64 on:** October 21, 2021, 03:15:54 PM »

Quote from: WildcatNkilt on October 21, 2021, 03:14:58 PM

Snorkeling guide.

Good one

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #65 on:** October 21, 2021, 03:19:12 PM »

I would spend a month in a city, write a travel guide, rinse and repeat until I get bored of that.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #66 on:** October 21, 2021, 03:24:34 PM »

Restaurant bar tour guide

mocat · « **Reply #67 on:** October 21, 2021, 04:09:10 PM »

Quote from: 420seriouscat69 on October 21, 2021, 03:15:54 PM

Quote from: WildcatNkilt on October 21, 2021, 03:14:58 PM
Snorkeling guide.
Good one

this mf is more afraid of Common/lawn mowers than sharks and sting rays and whatnot

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #68 on:** October 21, 2021, 04:11:55 PM »

Quote from: mocat on October 21, 2021, 04:09:10 PM

Quote from: 420seriouscat69 on October 21, 2021, 03:15:54 PM
Quote from: WildcatNkilt on October 21, 2021, 03:14:58 PM
Snorkeling guide.
Good one

this mf is more afraid of Common/lawn mowers than sharks and sting rays and whatnot

Makes sense, statistically speaking. (lawn mowers, not Common)

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #69 on:** October 21, 2021, 04:12:50 PM »

Yeah, I never knew anyone personally who died in the ocean. That shits a blast!

Spracne · « **Reply #70 on:** October 21, 2021, 04:14:14 PM »

I would start a non-profit to find a final solution to the jellyfish problem in Earth's open waters.

mocat · « **Reply #71 on:** October 21, 2021, 04:15:24 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on October 21, 2021, 04:14:14 PM

I would start a non-profit to find a final solution to the jellyfish problem in Earth's open waters.

i do not see this ending well for you

mocat · « **Reply #72 on:** October 21, 2021, 04:16:03 PM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on October 21, 2021, 04:11:55 PM

Quote from: mocat on October 21, 2021, 04:09:10 PM
Quote from: 420seriouscat69 on October 21, 2021, 03:15:54 PM
Quote from: WildcatNkilt on October 21, 2021, 03:14:58 PM
Snorkeling guide.
Good one

this mf is more afraid of Common/lawn mowers than sharks and sting rays and whatnot

Makes sense, statistically speaking. (lawn mowers, not Common)

oh and drowning

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #73 on:** October 21, 2021, 04:19:49 PM »

That's why you stay in the super light area of the ocean. Jamaica had some badass spots right off the resort.

I also broke one of my toes out there too hitting a rock tho, so you might have a point.

CNS · « **Reply #74 on:** October 21, 2021, 06:49:14 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on October 21, 2021, 04:14:14 PM

I would start a non-profit to find a final solution to the jellyfish problem in Earth's open waters.

This reminds me of another one.

I would hire some nerds to design ocean versions of autonomous drones with super cool tools and that are recharged by motions of waves and stuff. These little guys would basically explore the areas we haven't explored yet and look for cool crap.