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Re: Portal Kombat
« Reply #625 on: December 08, 2021, 10:14:18 AM »
Idk, Penix seems too stiff in the pocket for my liking.

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Re: Portal Kombat
« Reply #626 on: December 08, 2021, 10:56:26 AM »
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Re: Portal Kombat
« Reply #627 on: December 08, 2021, 11:08:57 AM »
If we get him signed, would be interesting to see if we could get him to pose for promotional photos with the Classy Cats. My guess is that LOT of KSU fans would like to see pics of chicks with Penix.

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Re: Portal Kombat
« Reply #628 on: December 08, 2021, 11:32:08 AM »
If we get him signed, would be interesting to see if we could get him to pose for promotional photos with the Classy Cats. My guess is that LOT of KSU fans would like to see pics of chicks with Penix.
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Re: Portal Kombat
« Reply #629 on: December 08, 2021, 11:39:53 AM »
I'm sure everyone is eager to share their unsolicited Penix pics.

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Re: Portal Kombat
« Reply #630 on: December 08, 2021, 11:47:42 AM »
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Re: Portal Kombat
« Reply #631 on: December 08, 2021, 12:14:46 PM »
What does it say about us when we insert Penix in the lineup?

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« Reply #632 on: December 08, 2021, 12:29:52 PM »
What does it say about us when we insert Penix in the lineup?
It really depends on the new OC.

Knowing CK’s MO my guess is we’d smash the hole with him a few times. If Penix can get some good penetration, the rest is easy. Spread out the opposition and work the balls down the field. We’d drop loads of points and could fall back on our D to hold stiff and secure the W.

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Re: Portal Kombat
« Reply #633 on: December 08, 2021, 12:42:44 PM »
If we get him signed, would be interesting to see if we could get him to pose for promotional photos with the Classy Cats. My guess is that LOT of KSU fans would like to see pics of chicks with Penix.
I unfollowed a couple of weirdos that would tweet at classy cats whenever they saw them on tv.

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I'm surprised any Classy Cats still have twitter. That generation seems must more Instagram focused.

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Re: Portal Kombat
« Reply #634 on: December 08, 2021, 01:10:17 PM »
The idea of penix being able to res-erect this flaccid offense arouses my curiosity, and if I’m honest, it kind of gets my blood pumping. Since he’s a south paw I think the appropriate nickname for him is The Stranger

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Re: Portal Kombat
« Reply #635 on: December 08, 2021, 01:15:29 PM »
The idea of penix being able to res-erect this flaccid offense arouses my curiosity, and if I’m honest, it kind of gets my blood pumping. Since he’s a south paw I think the appropriate nickname for him is The Stranger

Pages and pages of dick jokes and I finally laughed at this one.

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Re: Portal Kombat
« Reply #636 on: December 08, 2021, 03:47:55 PM »
Yeah, that wraps it up.

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Re: Portal Kombat
« Reply #637 on: December 08, 2021, 04:02:30 PM »
What if Penix is just a big ole dick and slaps balls in the face of the defense while squirting out of their hands and landing on the chest of our hungry ball grabbers.
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Re: Portal Kombat
« Reply #638 on: December 08, 2021, 04:06:15 PM »
I think we should concentrate our efforts on his younger brother Glans. 

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Re: Portal Kombat
« Reply #639 on: December 08, 2021, 04:07:33 PM »
wow guys that was really something
YAY FOOTBALL

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Re: Portal Kombat
« Reply #640 on: December 08, 2021, 04:18:52 PM »
wow guys that was really something

Truly a seminal moment in board history.

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Re: Portal Kombat
« Reply #641 on: December 08, 2021, 04:25:50 PM »
Penix the purple headed gun slinger

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Re: Portal Kombat
« Reply #642 on: December 08, 2021, 08:58:08 PM »
Jesus christ is he coming or not?

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Re: Portal Kombat
« Reply #643 on: December 08, 2021, 09:02:51 PM »
Jesus christ is he coming or not?

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Depends on if our staff rubbed him the right way.

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Re: Portal Kombat
« Reply #644 on: December 08, 2021, 09:12:05 PM »
Nice goPow thread
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Re: Portal Kombat
« Reply #645 on: December 08, 2021, 09:35:09 PM »
Best #heel and/or #babyface on this blogsite



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Re: Portal Kombat
« Reply #646 on: December 09, 2021, 09:41:32 AM »
I can see the headlines now when we play USC.  "Penix breaks thru Trojan defense".

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Re: Portal Kombat
« Reply #647 on: December 09, 2021, 09:44:36 AM »
Tracz is gonna do so much crazy crap with this if it happens.

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Re: Portal Kombat
« Reply #648 on: December 09, 2021, 09:53:30 AM »
Or when we play South Carolina, "Cocks, no match for Penix's big day".

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Re: Portal Kombat
« Reply #649 on: December 09, 2021, 01:23:38 PM »
Martinez is visiting again this weekend per KSO, this time with family.