Author Topic: Portal Kombat (Read 162498 times)

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #600 on:** December 05, 2021, 09:07:18 PM »

Lefty cuebees are weird, no thanx

8manpick · « **Reply #601 on:** December 05, 2021, 09:38:23 PM »

I’m telling y’all, Penix was great, is now broken. 2 ACLs and a separated shoulder has not done him any favors.

ELL3 · « **Reply #602 on:** December 05, 2021, 09:41:55 PM »

Quote from: Trim on December 03, 2021, 11:51:58 AM

I've been promised ell roberson.

I'd settle for Allen Webb

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #603 on:** December 05, 2021, 09:47:43 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on December 05, 2021, 08:28:51 PM

Please Lord, I want KSU to have a player named Penix.

Yeah, me too. Even if he's chronically injured, the broken penix jokes, followed by "rise of the penix" jokes after recovery would be worth it.

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #604 on:** December 05, 2021, 09:56:44 PM »

NIL money would be rolling in for XIAFLEX

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #605 on:** December 05, 2021, 09:57:57 PM »

Every interception would be described as a flaccid pass.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #606 on:** December 05, 2021, 10:18:34 PM »

Pass on the broke dick

wetwillie · « **Reply #607 on:** December 05, 2021, 10:22:18 PM »

Quote from: star seed 7 on December 05, 2021, 10:18:34 PM

Pass on the broke dick

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #608 on:** December 05, 2021, 10:33:38 PM »

Personal foul, roughing the penix.

KITNfury · « **Reply #609 on:** December 06, 2021, 08:15:56 AM »

He surely goes by thepenixxx on insta, right?

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #610 on:** December 06, 2021, 09:11:05 AM »

but in all seriousness, you guys, dismissing a player based solely on his name is a logical phallicy

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #611 on:** December 06, 2021, 09:23:48 AM »

Any trophy he wins should be referred to as an erection lasting more than 4 consecutive hours.

MadCat · « **Reply #612 on:** December 06, 2021, 09:25:02 AM »

Penix Rising

OK_Cat · « **Reply #613 on:** December 06, 2021, 11:32:43 AM »

All the penis puns are probably stroking his ego

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ChiComCat · « **Reply #614 on:** December 06, 2021, 11:36:10 AM »

I'll always remember the Penn State game where he got just the tip in.

MakeItRain · « **Reply #615 on:** December 06, 2021, 11:48:25 AM »

Good one, Chi

Spracne · « **Reply #616 on:** December 06, 2021, 12:26:32 PM »

Lol. Yes, the quality of jokes in this thread has really petered out.

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #617 on:** December 06, 2021, 12:59:57 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on December 06, 2021, 12:26:32 PM

Lol. Yes, the quality of jokes in this thread has really petered out.

Spracne as always, the titular lightning rod of controversial statements

Katpappy · « **Reply #618 on:** December 07, 2021, 12:11:26 AM »

Quote from: BIG APPLE CAT on December 06, 2021, 12:59:57 PM

Quote from: Spracne on December 06, 2021, 12:26:32 PM
Lol. Yes, the quality of jokes in this thread has really petered out.

Spracne as always, the titular lightning rod of controversial statements

Spracne makes me reach deep down in the recesses of my mind to fire back a vocabulary blast of mind-blowing incitement.

KCFDcat · « **Reply #619 on:** December 07, 2021, 03:33:33 PM »

Martinez is reportedly deciding between KSU and Cal. isn't he from California?

wiley · « **Reply #620 on:** December 07, 2021, 03:34:50 PM »

Quote from: KCFDcat on December 07, 2021, 03:33:33 PM

Martinez is reportedly deciding between KSU and Cal. isn't he from California?

He is

Lamesauce · « **Reply #621 on:** December 08, 2021, 08:38:25 AM »

Hoping for Martinez but adding Penix would make for a stiff competition at QB, hopefully the other QBs would rise to the occasion.

catastrophe · « **Reply #622 on:** December 08, 2021, 08:45:20 AM »

I’m still not sure how I feel about Penix. I’d be all in if he were someone we can erect an offense around, but I’m worried it might be a bit premature for that. Still, I wouldn’t be disappointed if he came, even if he limped in at first.

CHONGS · « **Reply #623 on:** December 08, 2021, 09:33:25 AM »

I can't wait to see Penix ejaculate his balls down the field. If he's accurate it'll make a vas deferens for our offense.

catastrophe · « **Reply #624 on:** December 08, 2021, 09:52:51 AM »

Agreed ball control will be important, but it’s also just the tip of my concerns. Getting some protection for Penix should be priority #1 imho.