X: I'm so sorry to hear about your father's passing. How did he die?
Y: Cancer. eff cancer, amirite?
X: Cancer is the worst. I hope he was made as comfortable as possible in the end.
Y: Fortunately, he went quickly. He was stopped at a red light when he accidentally meanmugged the guy next to him. Guy shot him in the chest and then dad sped off but crashed into a telephone pole and his car esploded.
X: Wow. eff cancer.