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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1675 on: June 18, 2024, 12:35:15 AM »
My brother in law is doing the 999 challenge at a royals game as part of his pre fantasy football games that determine their draft position.

Nine beers/dogs before the end of 9 innings of baseball.


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1676 on: June 18, 2024, 12:42:42 AM »
I have eaten 8 Bowl Noodles (or as the Brits call them, pot noodles) in the last 8 days.
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« Reply #1677 on: June 18, 2024, 12:56:30 AM »
I call them cup noodles have one near nightly before bed. One thing I did while in Europe was buy a cup in every country I visited, most corner shops would only the one "local" brand. France's was my favorite but nothing beats good ol fashioned maruchan instant lunch.
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« Reply #1678 on: June 18, 2024, 01:00:02 AM »
Protip - add some of this crap

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1679 on: June 18, 2024, 06:09:21 AM »
I have eaten 8 Bowl Noodles (or as the Brits call them, pot noodles) in the last 8 days.
Is that like ramen?


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1680 on: June 18, 2024, 06:11:07 AM »
I have eaten 8 Bowl Noodles (or as the Brits call them, pot noodles) in the last 8 days.
Is that like ramen?


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1681 on: June 18, 2024, 08:16:52 AM »
I’ve had red baron pizza for dinner 2 out of the last 4 nights


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Growing up, my next door neighbor’s mom worked at Tony’s. Employees could buy a box of 10 reject pizzas for $2.50. His dad worked evening/nights somewhere else & woke up around 11:30am. Every day in the summer when his dad woke up he would put a couple reject pizzas in the oven & at noon we would all go to his house for pizza for lunch.
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1682 on: June 18, 2024, 08:32:16 AM »
trashcanner origin story

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« Reply #1683 on: June 18, 2024, 11:16:54 AM »
trashcanner origin story

There was a run where the machine that added spices to the sauce malfunctioned and the sauce had too much spice. They were so good. I went to college & met someone else from Salina that had a parent that worked there.  They remembered the too much spice pizzas as well. Apparently the malfunction wasn’t caught for a long period, so they had to reject thousands. Those pizzas became legendary in Salina for anyone that had any relationship to Tony’s.
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1684 on: June 18, 2024, 11:33:19 AM »
My brother in law is doing the 999 challenge at a royals game as part of his pre fantasy football games that determine their draft position.

Nine beers/dogs before the end of 9 innings of baseball.


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I tried this. Threw up after the 5th inning
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1685 on: June 18, 2024, 12:01:06 PM »


My brother in law is doing the 999 challenge at a royals game as part of his pre fantasy football games that determine their draft position.

Nine beers/dogs before the end of 9 innings of baseball.


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I tried this. Threw up after the 5th inning

I feel like most humans would throw up before finishing

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1686 on: June 18, 2024, 12:33:43 PM »
The 9 beers would be pud. I’d max out at 3 dogs though. If I could exchange the last 6 dogs for an extra beer I could do it


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1687 on: June 18, 2024, 12:36:02 PM »
I compete the 128 challenge at every Royals game I attend.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1688 on: June 18, 2024, 02:37:47 PM »
The 9 beers would be pud. I’d max out at 3 dogs though. If I could exchange the last 6 dogs for an extra beer I could do it


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15 beers and 3 dogs.  :horrorsurprise:

If they were 12 oz miller lites and dollar dog size hot dogs, I think I could pull it off. I have like zero interest in trying though.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1689 on: June 18, 2024, 05:07:42 PM »
The 9 beers would be pud. I’d max out at 3 dogs though. If I could exchange the last 6 dogs for an extra beer I could do it


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15 beers and 3 dogs.  :horrorsurprise:

If they were 12 oz miller lites and dollar dog size hot dogs, I think I could pull it off. I have like zero interest in trying though.
that would cost a fortune


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1690 on: June 18, 2024, 08:57:27 PM »
The 9 beers would be pud. I’d max out at 3 dogs though. If I could exchange the last 6 dogs for an extra beer I could do it


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15 beers and 3 dogs.  :horrorsurprise:

If they were 12 oz miller lites and dollar dog size hot dogs, I think I could pull it off. I have like zero interest in trying though.
that would cost a fortune

Have you tried just being incredibly rich, tho?

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1691 on: June 18, 2024, 09:01:04 PM »
14 beers, 6 dogs, 7 innings

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1692 on: June 18, 2024, 09:40:20 PM »
14 beers, 6 dogs, 7 innings

aka "the cry for help"

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1693 on: June 18, 2024, 10:12:19 PM »
9 beers, 9 dogs, 9 innings challenge made me think of this

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1694 on: June 18, 2024, 10:27:56 PM »
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1695 on: June 18, 2024, 10:56:40 PM »
I love those types of videos. Reminds me of girlfriends and boyfriends being asked about how often they think of the Roman Empire.
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1696 on: June 19, 2024, 08:26:16 AM »
How does one obtain the beer for the ninth inning? Don't they stop selling in the seventh and you can only buy 2 and a time?

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1697 on: June 19, 2024, 08:32:54 AM »
How does one obtain the beer for the ninth inning? Don't they stop selling in the seventh and you can only buy 2 and a time?
Oh man, how many have lost based on this technicality. Got to plan ahead folks.


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1698 on: June 19, 2024, 10:25:58 AM »
14 beers, 6 dogs, 7 innings

aka "the cry for help"
You'd want to pick a day with two shitty starting pitchers

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