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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #50 on: February 14, 2020, 10:03:34 AM »
do we have a status update on operation Del Monte?

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #51 on: February 14, 2020, 10:15:27 AM »
Here's the deal, all you Korn Kanners are on the yellow list now.  Just one misstep from a mass banning.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #52 on: February 14, 2020, 10:38:36 AM »
Chingon i would love nothing more than to be just completely wrong on this. Like, fatdamon on pat mahomes level wrong. I really would love to be that much on the wrong side of history on this one. But the proof is in the pudding.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #53 on: February 14, 2020, 11:09:59 AM »
Chingon i would love nothing more than to be just completely wrong on this. Like, fatdamon on pat mahomes level wrong. I really would love to be that much on the wrong side of history on this one. But the proof is in the pudding.

Yep, Mama Fitz’s Baked Korn Pudding.

Kanned Korn
Kreamed Korn
Korn Pudding

Brad is toast.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.


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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #54 on: February 14, 2020, 11:39:44 AM »
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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #55 on: February 20, 2020, 08:26:23 AM »
how do you possibly make it to this offseason and no one pays for this record with their job?  there is no respectable P5 program that goes first to the absolute worst in one season, and just brushes it off without repercussions.  #kankorn

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #56 on: February 20, 2020, 09:23:44 AM »
if heads are gunna roll...start with the ears

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #57 on: February 20, 2020, 09:43:08 AM »
Korn, i know you're reading this, do the honorable thing and fall on your sword.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #58 on: February 20, 2020, 10:31:40 AM »
it's pretty convenient that oscar/cartier decide to get into it the night of the dem debate and the day before the Delaware being an afterthought state emerges in the public's general conscience.   well played by them i guess.  #kankorn

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #59 on: February 20, 2020, 10:17:06 PM »
To me it's more of a question:  Kan Korn?  And the answer is obviously no, he kan't.  #kankorn

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #60 on: February 20, 2020, 11:08:12 PM »
if heads are gunna roll...start with the ears
This #KanKorn
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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #61 on: February 21, 2020, 09:55:17 AM »
rumblings  :Chirp:

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #62 on: February 21, 2020, 02:57:07 PM »
korn’s handlers have been enkommunikado with anyone outside of korn’s kamp all week, absolutely nothing to rumble about


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #63 on: February 21, 2020, 03:00:38 PM »
what an interesting, and rather tall (probably too tall) hill to die on here 'clams