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Title: Kan Korn
Post by: meow meow on February 12, 2020, 02:20:13 PM
sorry p'clams, but it's time
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 12, 2020, 02:34:43 PM
Cream him.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: EMAWzifried on February 12, 2020, 02:37:18 PM
And the cob he rode in on.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: meow meow on February 12, 2020, 02:40:04 PM
people want to point at our big men being completely and utterly terrible as a reason to #kankorn, and i get it.  makes you wonder what other jobs korn is supposed to be doing, but is being just as negligent at.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: meow meow on February 12, 2020, 02:41:38 PM
feel free to post reasons in this thread if you think we should not #kankorn, i could use the laughs.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on February 12, 2020, 03:14:10 PM
MM you're making some great points ITT, but that doesn't make KANNEDKORN any easier to digest
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: ChiComCat on February 12, 2020, 03:15:19 PM
This team is bad enough that some staff overhaul will need to happen and Korn is as good a place to start as any.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: Brock Landers on February 12, 2020, 03:32:15 PM
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Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: CHONGS on February 12, 2020, 03:36:41 PM
Keep Korn
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: meow meow on February 12, 2020, 04:23:00 PM
wrong thread Chin-stalker
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: CHONGS on February 12, 2020, 04:26:00 PM
I will NOT be silenced.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 12, 2020, 04:34:55 PM
Keep Korn

You have to can Korn to keep Korn. Or freeze it, I guess.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on February 12, 2020, 05:10:02 PM
Brad Korn can kiss my grits
Title: Kan Korn
Post by: 8manpick on February 12, 2020, 05:33:03 PM
Keep Korn

You have to can Korn to keep Korn. Or freeze it, I guess.
This is a thread about Kanning Korn, not about what he can or can not do.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: wetwillie on February 12, 2020, 05:33:32 PM
I’m good with firing everyone associated with Kstate basketball and starting fresh.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: BostonPancake on February 12, 2020, 05:51:34 PM
I'm all in on team Kanning Korn.  Honestly, I have no idea what he does.  But, we'd probably just replace him with someone just as ineffective. 

It's going to suck not having Korn's Korner anymore.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: pissclams on February 12, 2020, 09:00:56 PM
this thread is a complete dumpster fire
canning korn would devastate this team in a time when we need korn the very most

the team follows korn’s every kommand, without korn we aren’t even kats.  wtf

rethink your position, ‘grades
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: DaBigTrain on February 12, 2020, 09:02:58 PM
I've liked korns sweet side and not changing my mind  :don'tcare:
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: nicname on February 12, 2020, 10:01:53 PM
It's time Cat hoops moves on from the White Tiger.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: Trim on February 12, 2020, 10:38:27 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 13, 2020, 08:16:13 AM
Maybe the problem is that oscar just doesn't let Korn do his thing. He needs to unleash the freak.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: meow meow on February 13, 2020, 08:27:31 AM
pissclams is korn first, not kats first.  pretty telling and sad.  last i checked it's still kansas state university, not korn kollege.  #kankorn
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on February 13, 2020, 08:40:45 AM
shocking news, folks: known korporate shill pissklams is deep in the pockets of Big Korn. shocking.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: EMAWzifried on February 13, 2020, 09:09:58 AM
I don't think Korn is the meat and potatoes of the problem. I say take a closer look at the menu with kanning.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: star seed 7 on February 13, 2020, 09:14:58 AM
If Korn can stop spending all day dreaming about sex, I think he could be a valuable asset to our kats. #keepkorn
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: meow meow on February 13, 2020, 09:17:49 AM
someone has to pay for this season, otherwise what message does it send to kat kingdom?  we are ok sucking absolute crap?  we know it's not gonna be oscar or chris.  if not korn, who?

brad korn would have ruined zion williamson.

#kankorn
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: star seed 7 on February 13, 2020, 09:23:24 AM
Mm is obviously blind and coming undone if he thinks Korn isn't here to stay. Maybe his brain has a twisted transistor or something #'grade
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: meow meow on February 13, 2020, 09:25:32 AM
someone post Korn's resume please.  pro/con list works.

pro -

-funny name
-tall

con -

-sucks at his job
-maybe too tall??

Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 13, 2020, 09:33:22 AM
Mm is obviously blind and coming undone if he thinks Korn isn't here to stay. Maybe his brain has a twisted transistor or something #'grade

It's like he's falling away from us.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: star seed 7 on February 13, 2020, 09:38:45 AM
Somebody, someone please talk some sense into mm because Korn has got the life
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 13, 2020, 09:43:57 AM
I can see that mm is going blind right now. So much anger.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on February 13, 2020, 09:44:20 AM
if we were an ADIDAS school these jokes would write themselves
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: meow meow on February 13, 2020, 09:58:09 AM
pro -

- seemingly likable enough the resident gEtucks don't care he's a terrible coach



con -

- another big on our team just had another 0 pt, 1 rb, 5 foul stat line (probably, not sure, don't watch the games)
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 13, 2020, 10:12:33 AM
Mak is the only player i've ever seen progressively get worse with age (in his early 20's), so I say off with his head!
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 13, 2020, 10:28:00 AM
I can see that mm is going blind right now. So much anger.

don't watch the games

Confirmed.

Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: meow meow on February 13, 2020, 10:54:21 AM
seems like everyone is on board the #kankorn train, which is obviously good news.  lets discuss next steps.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 13, 2020, 11:29:17 AM
someone post Korn's resume please.  pro/con list works.

pro -

-funny name
-tall

con -

-sucks at his job
-maybe too tall??

Where does the hilariously loser pyramid scheme thing fit in?
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: meow meow on February 13, 2020, 11:32:35 AM
clearly a con FastDug
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: nicname on February 13, 2020, 11:41:32 AM
Korn isn't going to go quietly. Luckily, I think JO is biding his time for a power move. Have you seen him on the sidelines? He's got that look in his eyes, the one that says "Kan Korn."

I'm guessing something along the lines of JO hiding behind a dark korner with a gunny sack and no one ever hears from Korn again.



Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: meow meow on February 13, 2020, 11:49:53 AM
"He has been instrumental in the continued progress of senior Makol Mawien, who has started all 71 games in his K-State career and has emerged as one of the top big men in the Big 12."

that's from Korn's bio on k-statesports. 


Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 13, 2020, 11:55:09 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: nicname on February 13, 2020, 01:32:01 PM
"He has been instrumental in the continued progress of senior Makol Mawien, who has started all 71 games in his K-State career and has emerged as one of the top big men in the Big 12."

that's from Korn's bio on k-statesports.

(https://5.imimg.com/data5/RJ/XJ/MY-14679786/food-tin-can-500x500.png)(https://www.kstatesports.com/images/2016/10/4//20161004200620_korn_brad_web_mug.jpg?width=300)
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: meow meow on February 13, 2020, 01:36:09 PM
no one has done more for makol mawein than Mr. Korn, i'll give him that.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 13, 2020, 01:36:18 PM
oscar should make him wear a green suit for the rest of the season and call him the jolly green giant because his ass is getting canned.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: meow meow on February 13, 2020, 01:56:13 PM
we could fire oscar also, i just think it's more realistic to #kankorn
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: DaBigTrain on February 13, 2020, 02:03:36 PM
we could fire oscar also, i just think it's more realistic to #kankorn

:lol:

oscar is a lifer that will stay as long as he wants.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: meow meow on February 13, 2020, 02:05:45 PM
are you lost dabigdummy, this isn't a thread about trump, boom roasted #kankorn
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: DQ12 on February 13, 2020, 02:26:35 PM
KORN is the only thing keeping this damn team afloat

i'm going to be submitting reader mail to KORN'S KORNER addressing these defamatory statements in the hopes that he reads it in his KORRESPOND WITH KORN segment in next week's episode?
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: nicname on February 13, 2020, 02:35:03 PM
KORN is the only thing keeping this damn team afloat

i'm going to be submitting reader mail to KORN'S KORNER addressing these defamatory statements in the hopes that he reads it in his KORRESPOND WITH KORN segment in next week's episode?

Make sure to tell Korn that I said oscar should KAN HIS ASS!
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: meow meow on February 13, 2020, 02:40:27 PM
Dear Korn's Korner,

How dare you?

-meow meow

#kankorn
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on February 14, 2020, 10:03:34 AM
do we have a status update on operation Del Monte?
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: CHONGS on February 14, 2020, 10:15:27 AM
Here's the deal, all you Korn Kanners are on the yellow list now.  Just one misstep from a mass banning.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on February 14, 2020, 10:38:36 AM
Chingon i would love nothing more than to be just completely wrong on this. Like, fatdamon on pat mahomes level wrong. I really would love to be that much on the wrong side of history on this one. But the proof is in the pudding.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: nicname on February 14, 2020, 11:09:59 AM
Chingon i would love nothing more than to be just completely wrong on this. Like, fatdamon on pat mahomes level wrong. I really would love to be that much on the wrong side of history on this one. But the proof is in the pudding.

Yep, Mama Fitz’s Baked Korn Pudding.

Kanned Korn
Kreamed Korn
Korn Pudding

Brad is toast.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: nicname on February 14, 2020, 11:39:44 AM
https://www.intrustbankarena.com/korn

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Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: meow meow on February 20, 2020, 08:26:23 AM
how do you possibly make it to this offseason and no one pays for this record with their job?  there is no respectable P5 program that goes first to the absolute worst in one season, and just brushes it off without repercussions.  #kankorn
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on February 20, 2020, 09:23:44 AM
if heads are gunna roll...start with the ears
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: meow meow on February 20, 2020, 09:43:08 AM
Korn, i know you're reading this, do the honorable thing and fall on your sword.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: meow meow on February 20, 2020, 10:31:40 AM
it's pretty convenient that oscar/cartier decide to get into it the night of the dem debate and the day before the Delaware being an afterthought state emerges in the public's general conscience.   well played by them i guess.  #kankorn
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: _33 on February 20, 2020, 10:17:06 PM
To me it's more of a question:  Kan Korn?  And the answer is obviously no, he kan't.  #kankorn
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: 8manpick on February 20, 2020, 11:08:12 PM
if heads are gunna roll...start with the ears
This #KanKorn
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: meow meow on February 21, 2020, 09:55:17 AM
rumblings  :Chirp:
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: pissclams on February 21, 2020, 02:57:07 PM
korn’s handlers have been enkommunikado with anyone outside of korn’s kamp all week, absolutely nothing to rumble about
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: meow meow on February 21, 2020, 03:00:38 PM
what an interesting, and rather tall (probably too tall) hill to die on here 'clams
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on February 26, 2020, 01:24:05 AM
I've been re-watching game film and I realized the moment BRAD KORN reached his breaking point, where the fire went out. It was the TCU game a couple weeks ago. Going through the line shaking hands and when Dixon got to Korn, as Korn extended his hand at the last minute Dixon pulled his hand away and ran his fingers through his hair. Even the other kstate assistant coaches laughed at him and slapped high fives with Dixon.

Jamie cracked Korn, and no one cared
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: meow meow on February 26, 2020, 08:25:32 AM
where are all the dumbass korn apologists now?  what more do you need to see?  his goose is cooked.  #kankorn
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on February 26, 2020, 11:20:35 AM
where are all the dumbass korn apologists now?  what more do you need to see?  his goose is cooked.  #kankorn

Tall Idiots Anonymous meeting must be running long
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: meow meow on February 26, 2020, 11:22:34 AM
@sonofdaxjones , can you get in here and get us some acronyms we can use for this
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 26, 2020, 11:51:21 AM
Brad should only be allowed to shuck the Korn

Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: star seed 7 on February 26, 2020, 12:00:05 PM
This is a family blog dude  :sdeek:
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 23, 2020, 03:40:08 PM
!!!

https://twitter.com/goodmanhoops/status/1242188303476101126?s=21
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: Spracne on March 23, 2020, 04:09:30 PM
Well shucks...
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: meow meow on March 23, 2020, 04:19:36 PM
take your Korn's Korner to the SE korner of Missouri lmfao
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: star seed 7 on March 23, 2020, 05:06:27 PM
The price of having high value assistants is they will constantly be targets for poaching. Good luck coach KORN  :ksu:
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: meow meow on March 23, 2020, 05:11:21 PM
quite the coaching tree oscar has assembled, one branch.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: BostonPancake on March 23, 2020, 05:39:10 PM
Wait, what?!?
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: nicname on March 23, 2020, 05:48:56 PM
 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: star seed 7 on March 23, 2020, 07:03:02 PM
More like a coaching stalk
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: _33 on March 23, 2020, 09:32:35 PM
More like a coaching cob
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: MakeItRain on March 23, 2020, 10:18:49 PM
As their head coach? What the eff? Life is unspeakably great for mediocre white men. My God.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: Spracne on March 23, 2020, 10:19:36 PM
As their head coach? What the eff? Life is unspeakably great for mediocre white men. My God.
Canco
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: Trim on March 23, 2020, 10:48:58 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ET2GPk_UEAMw6vx?format=jpg&name=medium)
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: MakeItRain on March 24, 2020, 03:01:41 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ET2GPk_UEAMw6vx?format=jpg&name=medium)

There isn't a photo of him coaching anything to be found, doesn't exist.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on March 24, 2020, 09:09:08 AM
SEMO is about to be a powerhouse. The creamed korn will rise to the top.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: pissclams on March 24, 2020, 12:39:54 PM
strategic move by oscar to avoid the “sean snyder” effect.  get korn some real world head coaching experience before oscar retires so when he does finally step down, korn’s resume is perfectly suited to take the KAT THRONE in the PURPLE PALACE.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on March 24, 2020, 01:16:46 PM
It's a kat kornucopia. Our bounty overfloweth.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: EMAWzifried on March 24, 2020, 02:00:32 PM
Well, we know where we'll unload Love and Shad.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 24, 2020, 08:44:55 PM
As their head coach? What the eff? Life is unspeakably great for mediocre white men. My God.
Canco

 :cheers:
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 24, 2020, 08:48:35 PM
The Cape Gir market was wide open to a good vertical marketing power couple
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: meow meow on March 25, 2020, 07:54:05 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 08, 2020, 12:45:22 AM
sorry p'clams, but it's time
https://twitter.com/coachbkorn/status/1247704803746013184?s=21
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: Tobias on April 08, 2020, 01:08:37 AM
#KornKrew
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: meow meow on April 08, 2020, 08:06:41 AM
sounds like Korn isn't ready for the bright lights of SEMO.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: Trim on April 08, 2020, 08:38:26 AM
Reads like korn has been planted on the couch since that speech too.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: pissclams on April 08, 2020, 10:34:32 AM
i really would have appreciated a shout-out in his speech but whatever
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: chum1 on April 08, 2020, 11:23:51 AM
i really would have appreciated a shout-out in his speech but whatever

Refuse to sleep with him until he acknowledges you on twitter.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: DQ12 on August 05, 2020, 01:10:53 PM
https://twitter.com/SEMOMBB/status/1291009749757169665?s=20

 :surprised:
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: Trim on August 05, 2020, 02:48:22 PM
HE WILL BE SUED HAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: DQ12 on August 05, 2020, 03:01:59 PM
HE WILL BE SUED HAHAHAHA
We're going to put KORN out of businassssss.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: MakeItRain on August 06, 2020, 12:03:28 AM
Koach Korn's Korner
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: nicname on August 10, 2020, 06:01:28 PM
  :lol:
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: BostonPancake on March 03, 2023, 09:24:25 PM
Koach Korn one win away from the NCAA tournament.  I am somewhat stunned.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: BostonPancake on March 03, 2023, 09:30:33 PM
Nope, check that…I’m incredibly stunned.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: pissclams on March 04, 2023, 09:53:02 AM
real korn heads know
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on March 04, 2023, 10:12:52 AM
real korn heads know

Pretty rich coming from the original KORN KANNER
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: BostonPancake on March 04, 2023, 09:38:02 PM
On this night, Korn is king.
Title: Re: Kan Korn
Post by: nicname on March 05, 2023, 10:14:12 AM
This Korn Kans the Kompetition