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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #25 on: February 13, 2020, 09:17:49 AM »
someone has to pay for this season, otherwise what message does it send to kat kingdom?  we are ok sucking absolute crap?  we know it's not gonna be oscar or chris.  if not korn, who?

brad korn would have ruined zion williamson.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #26 on: February 13, 2020, 09:23:24 AM »
Mm is obviously blind and coming undone if he thinks Korn isn't here to stay. Maybe his brain has a twisted transistor or something #'grade
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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #27 on: February 13, 2020, 09:25:32 AM »
someone post Korn's resume please.  pro/con list works.

pro -

-funny name
-tall

con -

-sucks at his job
-maybe too tall??


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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #28 on: February 13, 2020, 09:33:22 AM »
Mm is obviously blind and coming undone if he thinks Korn isn't here to stay. Maybe his brain has a twisted transistor or something #'grade

It's like he's falling away from us.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #29 on: February 13, 2020, 09:38:45 AM »
Somebody, someone please talk some sense into mm because Korn has got the life
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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #30 on: February 13, 2020, 09:43:57 AM »
I can see that mm is going blind right now. So much anger.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #31 on: February 13, 2020, 09:44:20 AM »
if we were an ADIDAS school these jokes would write themselves

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #32 on: February 13, 2020, 09:58:09 AM »
pro -

- seemingly likable enough the resident gEtucks don't care he's a terrible coach



con -

- another big on our team just had another 0 pt, 1 rb, 5 foul stat line (probably, not sure, don't watch the games)

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #33 on: February 13, 2020, 10:12:33 AM »
Mak is the only player i've ever seen progressively get worse with age (in his early 20's), so I say off with his head!

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #34 on: February 13, 2020, 10:28:00 AM »
I can see that mm is going blind right now. So much anger.

don't watch the games

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #35 on: February 13, 2020, 10:54:21 AM »
seems like everyone is on board the #kankorn train, which is obviously good news.  lets discuss next steps.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #36 on: February 13, 2020, 11:29:17 AM »
someone post Korn's resume please.  pro/con list works.

pro -

-funny name
-tall

con -

-sucks at his job
-maybe too tall??

Where does the hilariously loser pyramid scheme thing fit in?

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #37 on: February 13, 2020, 11:32:35 AM »
clearly a con FastDug

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #38 on: February 13, 2020, 11:41:32 AM »
Korn isn't going to go quietly. Luckily, I think JO is biding his time for a power move. Have you seen him on the sidelines? He's got that look in his eyes, the one that says "Kan Korn."

I'm guessing something along the lines of JO hiding behind a dark korner with a gunny sack and no one ever hears from Korn again.



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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #39 on: February 13, 2020, 11:49:53 AM »
"He has been instrumental in the continued progress of senior Makol Mawien, who has started all 71 games in his K-State career and has emerged as one of the top big men in the Big 12."

that's from Korn's bio on k-statesports. 



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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #40 on: February 13, 2020, 11:55:09 AM »
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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #41 on: February 13, 2020, 01:32:01 PM »
"He has been instrumental in the continued progress of senior Makol Mawien, who has started all 71 games in his K-State career and has emerged as one of the top big men in the Big 12."

that's from Korn's bio on k-statesports.

If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.


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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #42 on: February 13, 2020, 01:36:09 PM »
no one has done more for makol mawein than Mr. Korn, i'll give him that.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #43 on: February 13, 2020, 01:36:18 PM »
oscar should make him wear a green suit for the rest of the season and call him the jolly green giant because his ass is getting canned.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #44 on: February 13, 2020, 01:56:13 PM »
we could fire oscar also, i just think it's more realistic to #kankorn

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #45 on: February 13, 2020, 02:03:36 PM »
we could fire oscar also, i just think it's more realistic to #kankorn

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oscar is a lifer that will stay as long as he wants.
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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #46 on: February 13, 2020, 02:05:45 PM »
are you lost dabigdummy, this isn't a thread about trump, boom roasted #kankorn

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #47 on: February 13, 2020, 02:26:35 PM »
KORN is the only thing keeping this damn team afloat

i'm going to be submitting reader mail to KORN'S KORNER addressing these defamatory statements in the hopes that he reads it in his KORRESPOND WITH KORN segment in next week's episode?


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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #48 on: February 13, 2020, 02:35:03 PM »
KORN is the only thing keeping this damn team afloat

i'm going to be submitting reader mail to KORN'S KORNER addressing these defamatory statements in the hopes that he reads it in his KORRESPOND WITH KORN segment in next week's episode?

Make sure to tell Korn that I said oscar should KAN HIS ASS!
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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #49 on: February 13, 2020, 02:40:27 PM »
Dear Korn's Korner,

How dare you?

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