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Kan Korn
« on: February 12, 2020, 02:20:13 PM »
sorry p'clams, but it's time


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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2020, 02:34:43 PM »
Cream him.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2020, 02:37:18 PM »
And the cob he rode in on.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2020, 02:40:04 PM »
people want to point at our big men being completely and utterly terrible as a reason to #kankorn, and i get it.  makes you wonder what other jobs korn is supposed to be doing, but is being just as negligent at.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2020, 02:41:38 PM »
feel free to post reasons in this thread if you think we should not #kankorn, i could use the laughs.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2020, 03:14:10 PM »
MM you're making some great points ITT, but that doesn't make KANNEDKORN any easier to digest

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2020, 03:15:19 PM »
This team is bad enough that some staff overhaul will need to happen and Korn is as good a place to start as any.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2020, 03:32:15 PM »

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2020, 03:36:41 PM »
Keep Korn

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2020, 04:23:00 PM »
wrong thread Chin-stalker

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2020, 04:26:00 PM »
I will NOT be silenced.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2020, 04:34:55 PM »
Keep Korn

You have to can Korn to keep Korn. Or freeze it, I guess.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2020, 05:10:02 PM »
Brad Korn can kiss my grits

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Kan Korn
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2020, 05:33:03 PM »
Keep Korn

You have to can Korn to keep Korn. Or freeze it, I guess.
This is a thread about Kanning Korn, not about what he can or can not do.
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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2020, 05:33:32 PM »
I’m good with firing everyone associated with Kstate basketball and starting fresh.
When the bullets are flying, that's when I'm at my best

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2020, 05:51:34 PM »
I'm all in on team Kanning Korn.  Honestly, I have no idea what he does.  But, we'd probably just replace him with someone just as ineffective. 

It's going to suck not having Korn's Korner anymore.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2020, 09:00:56 PM »
this thread is a complete dumpster fire
canning korn would devastate this team in a time when we need korn the very most

the team follows korn’s every kommand, without korn we aren’t even kats.  wtf

rethink your position, ‘grades


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2020, 09:02:58 PM »
I've liked korns sweet side and not changing my mind  :don'tcare:
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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2020, 10:01:53 PM »
It's time Cat hoops moves on from the White Tiger.
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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2020, 10:38:27 PM »
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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #20 on: February 13, 2020, 08:16:13 AM »
Maybe the problem is that oscar just doesn't let Korn do his thing. He needs to unleash the freak.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #21 on: February 13, 2020, 08:27:31 AM »
pissclams is korn first, not kats first.  pretty telling and sad.  last i checked it's still kansas state university, not korn kollege.  #kankorn

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #22 on: February 13, 2020, 08:40:45 AM »
shocking news, folks: known korporate shill pissklams is deep in the pockets of Big Korn. shocking.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #23 on: February 13, 2020, 09:09:58 AM »
I don't think Korn is the meat and potatoes of the problem. I say take a closer look at the menu with kanning.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #24 on: February 13, 2020, 09:14:58 AM »
If Korn can stop spending all day dreaming about sex, I think he could be a valuable asset to our kats. #keepkorn
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