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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #75 on: March 23, 2020, 05:39:10 PM »
Wait, what?!?

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #76 on: March 23, 2020, 05:48:56 PM »
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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #77 on: March 23, 2020, 07:03:02 PM »
More like a coaching stalk
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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #78 on: March 23, 2020, 09:32:35 PM »
More like a coaching cob

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #79 on: March 23, 2020, 10:18:49 PM »
As their head coach? What the eff? Life is unspeakably great for mediocre white men. My God.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #80 on: March 23, 2020, 10:19:36 PM »
As their head coach? What the eff? Life is unspeakably great for mediocre white men. My God.
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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #81 on: March 23, 2020, 10:48:58 PM »

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #82 on: March 24, 2020, 03:01:41 AM »


There isn't a photo of him coaching anything to be found, doesn't exist.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #83 on: March 24, 2020, 09:09:08 AM »
SEMO is about to be a powerhouse. The creamed korn will rise to the top.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #84 on: March 24, 2020, 12:39:54 PM »
strategic move by oscar to avoid the “sean snyder” effect.  get korn some real world head coaching experience before oscar retires so when he does finally step down, korn’s resume is perfectly suited to take the KAT THRONE in the PURPLE PALACE.


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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #85 on: March 24, 2020, 01:16:46 PM »
It's a kat kornucopia. Our bounty overfloweth.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #86 on: March 24, 2020, 02:00:32 PM »
Well, we know where we'll unload Love and Shad.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #87 on: March 24, 2020, 08:44:55 PM »
As their head coach? What the eff? Life is unspeakably great for mediocre white men. My God.
Canco

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #88 on: March 24, 2020, 08:48:35 PM »
The Cape Gir market was wide open to a good vertical marketing power couple

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #89 on: March 25, 2020, 07:54:05 AM »
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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #90 on: April 08, 2020, 12:45:22 AM »
sorry p'clams, but it's time
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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #91 on: April 08, 2020, 01:08:37 AM »
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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #92 on: April 08, 2020, 08:06:41 AM »
sounds like Korn isn't ready for the bright lights of SEMO.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #93 on: April 08, 2020, 08:38:26 AM »
Reads like korn has been planted on the couch since that speech too.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #94 on: April 08, 2020, 10:34:32 AM »
i really would have appreciated a shout-out in his speech but whatever


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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #95 on: April 08, 2020, 11:23:51 AM »
i really would have appreciated a shout-out in his speech but whatever

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