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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #75 on: March 23, 2020, 05:39:10 PM »
Wait, what?!?

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #76 on: March 23, 2020, 05:48:56 PM »
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If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.


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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #77 on: March 23, 2020, 07:03:02 PM »
More like a coaching stalk
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #78 on: March 23, 2020, 09:32:35 PM »
More like a coaching cob

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #79 on: March 23, 2020, 10:18:49 PM »
As their head coach? What the eff? Life is unspeakably great for mediocre white men. My God.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #80 on: March 23, 2020, 10:19:36 PM »
As their head coach? What the eff? Life is unspeakably great for mediocre white men. My God.
Canco

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #81 on: March 23, 2020, 10:48:58 PM »

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #82 on: March 24, 2020, 03:01:41 AM »


There isn't a photo of him coaching anything to be found, doesn't exist.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #83 on: March 24, 2020, 09:09:08 AM »
SEMO is about to be a powerhouse. The creamed korn will rise to the top.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #84 on: March 24, 2020, 12:39:54 PM »
strategic move by oscar to avoid the “sean snyder” effect.  get korn some real world head coaching experience before oscar retires so when he does finally step down, korn’s resume is perfectly suited to take the KAT THRONE in the PURPLE PALACE.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #85 on: March 24, 2020, 01:16:46 PM »
It's a kat kornucopia. Our bounty overfloweth.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #86 on: March 24, 2020, 02:00:32 PM »
Well, we know where we'll unload Love and Shad.

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #87 on: March 24, 2020, 08:44:55 PM »
As their head coach? What the eff? Life is unspeakably great for mediocre white men. My God.
Canco

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #88 on: March 24, 2020, 08:48:35 PM »
The Cape Gir market was wide open to a good vertical marketing power couple

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Re: Kan Korn
« Reply #89 on: March 25, 2020, 07:54:05 AM »
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