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« on: April 06, 2019, 02:16:28 PM »
my son had a question about how many times you can cut a nightcrawler before it dies and doesn't just worm around x3 or whatever.  What is the answer?


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Re: sys question
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2019, 05:14:08 AM »
0 to 1 times.


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Re: sys question
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2019, 11:34:48 AM »
zero its the same worm each time

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Re: sys question
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2019, 12:28:28 PM »
At the Nature Center in St. Joe during the summer they do this thing where you can bring your kids and feed the fish. I thought it sounded cool so I took the kids last year and they give you a bucket of nightcrawlers and a pair of child safety scissors and you cut the worms up into little pieces for the fish.  Pretty disturbing. 

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Re: sys question
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2019, 12:53:00 PM »
They had a snake at the Omaha zoo just out in the open for any kid to touch. Everyone was touching the hell out of it. Bet the snake thought it sucked ass. Seemed chill though. Drugs?


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Re: sys question
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2019, 12:53:52 PM »
Also you can feed the giraffe a stick with leaves on it and the giraffes long ass tentacle tongue got giraffe slobber on my hand and I almost threw up.


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Re: sys question
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2019, 12:54:37 PM »
Also there is a petting zoo with normal farm animals which have been bred for petting. They love it. Goats just getting scratches all damn day.


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« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2019, 12:55:35 PM »
Also you can throw your entire lunch in the koi pond and nobody GAF. Koi just going nuts on pb&j and goldfish crackers.


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Re: sys question
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2019, 12:57:32 PM »
There’s also a skyfari which is a ski lift that takes you from one end of the zoo to the other. It goes over only herbivores but the rhinos are one of the exhibits. If you fell off you’d probably not get eaten but would for sure suffer serious injuries if not death.


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Re: sys question
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2019, 07:58:36 PM »
One time at the butterfly house thing at the Omaha Zoo a butterfly landed on my neck and I almost smashed its guts out but then I remembered not to smash it because I was in the butterfly house.

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« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2019, 09:28:57 PM »
I have an epic video of my wife and kids losing their crap in the rain forest building at the Omaha zoo when the zoo staff put out a bunch of fruit and all the fruit bats went crazy

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Re: sys question
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2019, 04:14:03 PM »
What is this guy guarding my mailbox called?




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Re: sys question
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2019, 04:28:50 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2019, 04:32:13 PM »
What is this guy guarding my mailbox called?



That is an assassin/wheel bug/beetle and it will A) eat bad bugs and B) possibly bite you with the most painful bite you’ve ever had. Kill it.
 

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Re: sys question
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2019, 04:35:55 PM »
What is this guy guarding my mailbox called?



That is an assassin bug/beetle and it will A) eat bad bugs and B) possibly bite you with the most painful bite you’ve ever had. Kill it.
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Re: sys question
« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2023, 11:28:14 AM »

This threat has been neutralized but what was it?

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Re: sys question
« Reply #16 on: September 04, 2023, 11:58:10 AM »
That looks like a brown recluse


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Re: sys question
« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2023, 01:23:57 PM »

This threat has been neutralized but what was it?

You’ve got hundreds in your house
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Re: sys question
« Reply #18 on: September 04, 2023, 02:19:09 PM »
Are you guys serious?

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« Reply #19 on: September 04, 2023, 02:52:04 PM »


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: sys question
« Reply #20 on: September 04, 2023, 03:20:44 PM »
Yes. Get some glue traps and put them under the bed, behind the toilet, etc. There will be tons of them caught.

Where did you find it?

Don’t try to bug bomb or anything. That kind of stuff doesn’t work on recluses.
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« Reply #21 on: September 04, 2023, 03:24:51 PM »
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: sys question
« Reply #24 on: September 05, 2023, 11:47:00 AM »
We have a local company spray monthly and I usually find several dead ones along the baseboards throughout the month. Every once in a while I will see a live one, but usually they just stick to our unfinished storage area. Not looking forward to possibly moving and having to mess with that.
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