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chum1's dumb job stories
« Reply #325 on: October 03, 2019, 05:26:26 PM »
lmao, Roy explodes into my awareness


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« Reply #326 on: October 03, 2019, 05:53:35 PM »
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« Reply #327 on: October 03, 2019, 06:45:17 PM »
Roy definitely would have been more of a feature, but he only hung around for a couple months.

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« Reply #328 on: October 03, 2019, 08:54:44 PM »
Holy crap that helps so much with remembering all of these great characters.
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« Reply #329 on: October 14, 2019, 12:33:50 PM »
A boss's day card is going around for HRP. It has a picture of a taco and says "TACO bout a great boss!" Here's what I wrote on the inside:

[HRP],
If this company is a taco, you are the shell! And the meat! And probably the lettuce. And cheese. And also the sauce of at least medium heat!
[chum1] :)

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« Reply #330 on: October 14, 2019, 01:29:33 PM »
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« Reply #331 on: October 14, 2019, 02:07:49 PM »
 Chum, No! (actually yes but you know what I mean)


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« Reply #332 on: October 14, 2019, 02:33:05 PM »
The time I met with her after she announced that she'd be acting as interim manager for our team, she said at the end, "that was really, really good. We think the same way. Thank you so much for coming to talk to me." I said, "See! I'm not so mysterious." She replied, "Wellll ... I'd say you're *kinda* mysterious."

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« Reply #333 on: October 14, 2019, 02:36:41 PM »
A boss's day card is going around for HRP. It has a picture of a taco and says "TACO bout a great boss!" Here's what I wrote on the inside:

[HRP],
If this company is a taco, you are the shell! And the meat! And probably the lettuce. And cheese. And also the sauce of at least medium heat!
[chum1] :)
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« Reply #334 on: October 14, 2019, 03:15:04 PM »
chum1 wants to windmill hrp so bad

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« Reply #335 on: October 14, 2019, 05:48:19 PM »
She’s tryna get the pipe


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« Reply #336 on: October 14, 2019, 06:22:19 PM »
:lol:
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« Reply #337 on: October 31, 2019, 09:27:22 AM »
From an email from HRP in which she announced a resignation.

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With that, there are other changes that [YBG], [Owner/CEO] and I are working through to reorganize and realign resources.  We will be able to share all of the details on Monday, November 11 at our company-wide meeting.  Individual conversations with all those with changes are happening this week and next week.  If you haven’t been asked for a meeting surrounding these changes, then you are not likely impacted.

In case anyone is curious, I have not been asked for a meeting.

After the new org chart was released, I put two and two together and realized that YBG has essentially taken GG's place as HRP's sidekick. Thankfully, YBG loves me.

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« Reply #338 on: October 31, 2019, 09:31:51 AM »
RemindMe! 12 days
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« Reply #339 on: October 31, 2019, 09:32:20 AM »
BTW, that celebrity lookalike chart I made is rough ridin' outstanding. Any one of you who walked in this office would absolutely be able to recognize everyone from it.

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« Reply #340 on: October 31, 2019, 10:28:05 AM »
HRP’s link appears to be broken
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« Reply #341 on: November 11, 2019, 03:39:56 PM »
Had company meeting this afternoon. No more resignations. Two promotions and a new hire.

My team had to give an update on software stuff. When we met about that last week, it was decided that D2 would go over old software stuff and GG would go over new software stuff. D2 got up front in today's meeting and talked and talked for forever and just went ahead took it upon himself to go ahead and talk about the new software stuff, too. He never so much as looked in GG's direction and she never got up or talked.

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« Reply #342 on: November 11, 2019, 03:44:28 PM »
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« Reply #343 on: November 21, 2019, 01:16:27 PM »
D2 came in, shut the door, and started talking to me, NG1, and NG2. He said HRP told him that GG would be moving into another room and working a reduced schedule. Is GG on her way out???

Also, D2 is increasingly acting like he's NG1 and NG2's boss.

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« Reply #344 on: November 21, 2019, 01:17:57 PM »
gg is pregnant with your spawn


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« Reply #345 on: November 21, 2019, 01:27:39 PM »
D2 is playing 7D chess and winning


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« Reply #346 on: November 21, 2019, 01:29:57 PM »
D2 is working his way back into the same role that the higher ups had decided they did not want him in and moved him out of. Amazing.

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« Reply #347 on: November 21, 2019, 02:20:34 PM »
Okay, I left early for the day and, on my way out, D2 was also talking to me like he's my boss. Lol. Fine with me.

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« Reply #348 on: November 21, 2019, 03:26:26 PM »
Mods rename this thread to D2 climbs the corporate ladder and is absolutely winning.

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« Reply #349 on: November 21, 2019, 03:47:42 PM »
D2 will by my boss soon at this rate.