chum1's dumb job stories

[pissclams]

at this point d2 will have his pick of ben ji’s litter

[resident LibBot dick holder]

I have found that just acting like you're other people's boss is actually very effective.

[michigancat]

D2 is a professional miracle worker. what a turnaround.

[ben ji]

Chum, besides this thread have you been taking detailed notes on how D2 engineered this turnaround? I think you have the beginning of a great business/leadership book "They Tried to Force me out but now I'm their boss" A true story of office intrigue and maneuvering

[chum1]

Background: Every Sunday, Owner/CEO takes notes from whatever worship service he attends and then sends them out to the company.

This morning in my inbox, I see this:

Sorry about the typo guys!! I reading the notes into phone while I drove. Supposed to say followed Paul

So, I go to look at the email he sent out Sunday. Eight sentences into the fourth paragraph, I see this:

The human heart has not changed. If we look at 1732 leasee that it says some mumped Paul.

    

[mocat]

lol

[chum1]

D2, walking in the door this morning: Geez. This is the first day in nine years that I didn't want to come here in the morning. First time in nine years!

NG2, after D2 immediately left for coffee: I didn't even know what to say about that.

Me: I thought it sounded pretty melodramatic.

Me and NG1: [laughing at D2]

NG2: I think he's trying to quit smoking this week.

This will be interesting! He's been a smoker for 35-40 years.

[chum1]

He said HRP told him that GG would be moving into another room and working a reduced schedule.

She's moving stuff out right now. She said it is temporary in order to teach some stuff to the people in the other room and that she'd be moving back.

That's not the impression that D2 gave when he was acting like he was the boss and taking it upon himself to deliver this news. He even encouraged NG2 to move into GG's desk!