D2, walking in the door this morning: Geez. This is the first day in nine years that I didn't want to come here in the morning. First time in nine years!
NG2, after D2 immediately left for coffee: I didn't even know what to say about that.
Me: I thought it sounded pretty melodramatic.
Me and NG1: [laughing at D2]
NG2: I think he's trying to quit smoking this week.
This will be interesting! He's been a smoker for 35-40 years.