TexAgs politics board gems thread

[star seed 7]

That's a 'clams sock if I've ever seen one

[sonofdaxjones]

Everything on certain message boards is real and actually happened (Resident BidenVoters)

[cfbandyman]

I have run out of anything worthwhile to talk about and speculate about anything (dax)

[sonofdaxjones]

I have run out of anything worthwhile to talk about and speculate about anything (dax)

That doesn't make any sense.  But then again, you never have made any sense.

[puniraptor]

looks like dax ran out of PTO again :(

welcome back to the grind

[waks]

milner793:24p
Waiter at BJs on Sunday told us he was pulling a double shift then heading out to DC. Really proud of that guy and what he is doing. "I'm doing it for the kids," he told us. "We cannot allow our country to be stolen." My daughter insisted that we tip him $20.20.

 

Patriotism at it's finest

I no crap was at the HiLo a few days ago and a couple did in fact tip the bartender $20.20 along with writing Trump in front of it and "Murica XOXO"

People are rough ridin' weird.

[michigancat]

I just want to know what per cent the $20.20 tip was before passing judgement.

[cfbandyman]

milner793:24p
Waiter at BJs on Sunday told us he was pulling a double shift then heading out to DC. Really proud of that guy and what he is doing. "I'm doing it for the kids," he told us. "We cannot allow our country to be stolen." My daughter insisted that we tip him $20.20.

 

Patriotism at it's finest

I no crap was at the HiLo a few days ago and a couple did in fact tip the bartender $20.20 along with writing Drumpf in front of it and "Murica XOXO"

People are rough ridin' weird.

amaze

[Rage Against the McKee]

I just want to know what per cent the $20.20 tip was before passing judgement.

We all know it was somewhere between 75-100%.

[waks]

I just want to know what per cent the $20.20 tip was before passing judgement.

It was actually a pretty great tip. Bill was around $50.

[passranch]

If this kind of thing had been going on back in the day when I was waiting tables/bartending while putting myself through school I no doubt would be grifting the crap outta those MAGAs for those juicy $20.20 tips.

I respect the hustle.

[Dugout DickStone]

If this kind of thing had been going on back in the day when I was waiting tables/bartending while putting myself through school I no doubt would be grifting the crap outta those MAGAs for those juicy $20.20 tips.

I respect the hustle.

Absolutely.  Grifting magas would be easy.  Did they demand free bread?  Did they order one drink but shared it and got refills?  Did they order butter and gravy on their salad?

You got a maga table, feel free to drop some lines about child abduction.

[star seed 7]

Ag_SGT9:27p, 1/5/21
In reply to GeorgiAg
I wish ANTIFA visited homes in areas without paved roads, they should come out to the country. I've got a house on top of a high hill in the Ozarks surrounded on three sides by thick forests and the only road in is a single lane road between two stocked ponds, makes for a great choke point and the relief provides excellent fields of fire

[SkinnyBenny]

Jesus Christ. Calling them deplorables was too kind.

[sonofdaxjones]

Adding known derp Skinny Benny to the list of people who think message boards are the real world.

[Dugout DickStone]

I agree with dax.  That dude doesn’t own a home, it’s not high on a hill and he’d fill his depends at confrontation.  That’s role playing for his maga buds to give likes

[star seed 7]

He later admitted that it's a one room fishing shack

[Dugout DickStone]

He later admitted that it's a one room fishing shack

Lol maga

[sonofdaxjones]

I agree with dax.  That dude doesn’t own a home, it’s not high on a hill and he’d fill his depends at confrontation.  That’s role playing for his maga buds to give likes

Your post is not under consideration because you are part of the message boards (and social media) are the real world contingent on this bloq.

[waks]

Adding known derp Skinny Benny to the list of people who think message boards are the real world.

It's posts like these that provide me relief. It's good to know that your character isn't a real person, Dax.

[ChiComCat]

Adding known derp Skinny Benny to the list of people who think message boards are the real world.

lol at this coming from the party with a bunch of Q supporters in front of the white house right now

[Institutional Control]

Not TexAgs but it reminds of the PTO post.

https://twitter.com/TheViewFromLL2/status/1346840389580447744?s=20

[Dugout DickStone]

I agree with dax.  That dude doesn’t own a home, it’s not high on a hill and he’d fill his depends at confrontation.  That’s role playing for his maga buds to give likes

Your post is not under consideration because you are part of the message boards (and social media) are the real world contingent on this bloq.

Consideration for what?  This doesn't even make any sense. 

[Sandstone Outcropping]

Not TexAgs but it reminds of the PTO post.

https://twitter.com/TheViewFromLL2/status/1346840389580447744?s=20

Do True Patriots subject themselves to treasonous big government parking regulations?

[waks]

I agree with dax.  That dude doesn’t own a home, it’s not high on a hill and he’d fill his depends at confrontation.  That’s role playing for his maga buds to give likes

Your post is not under consideration because you are part of the message boards (and social media) are the real world contingent on this bloq.

Consideration for what?  This doesn't even make any sense.

Please don't feed the animals.