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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2225 on: March 15, 2023, 12:48:34 PM »
I Love White People
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So my "I (Image of a Heart) White People" T-Shirt has arrived. Before I wear it in public, I wanted to listen to F16 on potential scenarios/outcomes.

For the record, if I do wear this t-shirt, it will only be to my local pub (very diverse) where I am well known and liked (I think). I am not looking to fight. Any physical action will be de-escalated as quickly as possible followed by leaving. Paying in cash.

Reason for this: Simple curiosity



IndividualFreedom10:58a
So obviously the big comments will be around the statement:

That's racist

My response at this point is going to be, "Why?"


I also have, "Tomorrow I am wearing my I Love Black People shirt" or if I get a live one going down the offensive to blacks road, "Don't forget about the +250,000 white folk/Republicans that died freeing the slaves from the democrats"

If there are any big issues, I have a feeling it will be from white women.



IndividualFreedom11:16a
I think right now is the time. I am going to post while there. If any of you know the place and go, I'll buy the beer. Don't say the place if you know it, but Hottie tatted up Taylor is the bartender and it's the place where you can not write on the bathroom walls.

I want to hear how this goes. Most likely he gets completely ignored but he makes up a story about someone buying him a beer and being his friend. Or someone tells him he sucks and he dunks on them with his civil war factoid

whats going to actually happen: he will get eye rolls from people that don't want to engage with his incel energy
what he's going to say happened: a group of angry black thugs attacked him and physically threw him out of the bar, taking his cash filled wallet as reparations. when he limps into the hospital to receive treatment for his injuries, the hospital staff will see his shirt and tell him they don't take too kindly. had to bootstrap it and sew his own stitches.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2226 on: March 15, 2023, 12:51:30 PM »
So to my situational awareness friends here. What makes you a target? (x-post)
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Would wearing an apple watch ultra make you a target?

Would using your iphone for apple pay make you a target?

Would allowing your wife and/or daughter to carry a large purse (like a Coach/Gucci bag) make them a taget?

Would driving a decent car like a new Mercedes GLS SUV make you a target? Should you sell it and downgrade to a older model Toyota or Honda SUV?

Does living in a new large suburban single family home without a gate make you a target? I am thinking of selling and moving to a much smaller house in a gated community so I am less of a target. My 5000+ square feet Mcmansion made of stucco while beautiful makes me a huge target I believe since I am not in a gated community.

Do soffit lights help? I have motion activated lights, and I have multiple coach lights and flood lights. I have a dusk to dawn timer of my coach lights and flood lights. Should I also add soffit lights, eave lights, downlights, and uplights? My HOA has no restrictions on me lighting my house like Christmas Vacation.

I have 30 wifi cameras motion activated wifi cameras from two different brands around my house. Some of them of them play a loud siren when they detect motion. Is there anything I can do to improve this?

I also have 35 glass break sensors. One for every window in my house.

Recently, the state of Texas passed a law that I can set up a gate around my property but I would wonder if that would help or hurt me in suburban neighborhood because it would look so out of place.

My home defense under the castle doctrine and stand your ground is a DDMV7 with Hornady critical defense 223 with a Optic, BUISights, and a light. Is that a good home defense setup if I am attacked and have to defend my life and the life of my family who are being attacked?

Is a Glock 19 and a Sig 365 a good stand your ground set up under texas law when you are out of the house if I am attacked and have to defend my life and the life of my family who are being attacked.

Thank you very much for your time and help.

Soros funded DAs and Soros funded judges have destroyed all public safety in Texas. They support the violent criminals over the victims of violent crime. Soros funded DAs and Soros funded judges give cashless bail and PR Bonds to violent criminals,

We as the public in Texas must take extra precautions.

Thank you for your time and help in answering my questions

Now I want to rob this guy.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2227 on: March 15, 2023, 01:15:46 PM »

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I think right now is the time. I am going to post while there. If any of you know the place and go, I'll buy the beer. Don't say the place if you know it, but Hottie tatted up Taylor is the bartender and it's the place where you can not write on the bathroom walls.

This is for sure a gay bar.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2228 on: March 15, 2023, 01:16:01 PM »
30 cameras seems a bit much.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2229 on: March 15, 2023, 01:19:18 PM »
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IndividualFreedom10:18a
So my "I (Image of a Heart) White People" T-Shirt has arrived. Before I wear it in public, I wanted to listen to F16 on potential scenarios/outcomes.

For the record, if I do wear this t-shirt, it will only be to my local pub (very diverse) where I am well known and liked (I think). I am not looking to fight. Any physical action will be de-escalated as quickly as possible followed by leaving. Paying in cash.

Reason for this: Simple curiosity



IndividualFreedom10:58a
So obviously the big comments will be around the statement:

That's racist

My response at this point is going to be, "Why?"


I also have, "Tomorrow I am wearing my I Love Black People shirt" or if I get a live one going down the offensive to blacks road, "Don't forget about the +250,000 white folk/Republicans that died freeing the slaves from the democrats"

If there are any big issues, I have a feeling it will be from white women.



IndividualFreedom11:16a
I think right now is the time. I am going to post while there. If any of you know the place and go, I'll buy the beer. Don't say the place if you know it, but Hottie tatted up Taylor is the bartender and it's the place where you can not write on the bathroom walls.

I want to hear how this goes. Most likely he gets completely ignored but he makes up a story about someone buying him a beer and being his friend. Or someone tells him he sucks and he dunks on them with his civil war factoid

Yup.  He strolls in with that bad boy tucked into his Lees, braided leather belt and no one bats an eye.  Maybe Taylor says under her breath "of rough ridin' course this boomer would"

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2230 on: March 15, 2023, 01:25:43 PM »
Gee, the place that doesn't like you to write on their walls really narrows it down.

It's not jj's alley in okc or fat tony's in wichita.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2231 on: March 15, 2023, 01:27:56 PM »
30 cameras seems a bit much.

The bigger the lie the more likely people will believe it

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2232 on: March 15, 2023, 01:46:50 PM »
30 cameras seems a bit much.

There can never be too much when we live in a world where Soros funded DAs and Soros funded judges have destroyed all public safety in Texas.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2233 on: March 15, 2023, 01:51:12 PM »
Wtf lol


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A lot of home invasions and robberies are inside jobs where the target is a small business owner who likely carries cash frequently.

Most people can avoid crime by -- as another poster said -- not stopping at ATMs or gas stations at night; being careful about where you walk or park; etc., etc.

For example, I never pull into my driveway if there is a car behind me.
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2234 on: March 15, 2023, 01:54:21 PM »
These so called alphas sure do act in super beta ways.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2235 on: March 15, 2023, 01:54:32 PM »
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Plot twist: OP's local pub is a gay bar!

Challenge accepted.


Well here is an update on the current experiment...... Not one response. Bar tender even doles out a freebie shot and says nothing. Sister lady comes in and sits across from me..... nothing. Not a large sample size, but nothing even after a restroom visit.
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2236 on: March 15, 2023, 02:19:31 PM »
Wtf lol


EclipseAg10:39a
A lot of home invasions and robberies are inside jobs where the target is a small business owner who likely carries cash frequently.

Most people can avoid crime by -- as another poster said -- not stopping at ATMs or gas stations at night; being careful about where you walk or park; etc., etc.

For example, I never pull into my driveway if there is a car behind me.

My ex-father in law, a complete tool that definitely shares that same mindset as the texags posters, would do that.  if someone was behind him, even blocks away from his house, he'd continue driving until they were no longer behind him.  I sat in his car once where we drove multiple blocks out of the way.  He also would do things like turn his tv on when he left the house so that people would think someone was home.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2237 on: March 15, 2023, 03:03:38 PM »
These so called alphas sure do act in super beta ways.

isn't that wild as hell?

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2238 on: March 15, 2023, 04:14:51 PM »
True studs don’t even lock up
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2239 on: March 15, 2023, 05:27:20 PM »
Alpha wolves protect the pack

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2240 on: March 15, 2023, 05:39:50 PM »
The part where little guy was afraid to put up a fence was lolz

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2241 on: March 16, 2023, 11:32:14 PM »

IndividualFreedom11:16a
I think right now is the time. I am going to post while there. If any of you know the place and go, I'll buy the beer. Don't say the place if you know it, but Hottie tatted up Taylor is the bartender and it's the place where you can not write on the bathroom walls.

This is for sure a gay bar.

My first thought was that Taylor is a dude

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2242 on: March 17, 2023, 02:39:52 AM »
Thought for a new reality TV series…..
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Call it "Illegal Alien Swap".

Every country assemble a group of ten citizens from each country. The group is blind folded, stripped of all identity and dropped off in the poorest area of the biggest foreign city or the most rural area of that country.

The goal is to assimilate and get to a point they are able to live either by total government assistance or working their ass off or a combo of both.

Of course you would have to come up with a metric for awarding points. Wonder which country would be the easiest to exploit and which one is the toughest.

My guess. Easiest. United States and the hardest South Korea.
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2243 on: March 17, 2023, 10:49:44 PM »
I assume his heart is in the wrong place but that would definitely be captivating content