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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2175 on: February 22, 2023, 09:38:37 AM »
I think Cheezits are a delicious snack.
Cheeze-it snapped are insanely delicious. One of the apex salty snacks in the world right now.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2176 on: February 22, 2023, 09:43:50 AM »
I think Cheeze-Its are nasty.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2177 on: February 22, 2023, 09:50:34 AM »
I liked cheeze-its until I found out they are woke
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2178 on: February 22, 2023, 11:22:05 AM »
NBA and it's rediculous T-shirts
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They are requiring every player to wear. If I was a white NBA player and was forced to wear a shirt that says "built by black history", I'd be pretty pis*ed….
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2179 on: February 22, 2023, 11:43:43 AM »
It's ridiculous how bad they are at spelling.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2180 on: February 22, 2023, 12:25:06 PM »
I think Cheezits crackers are a delicious snack.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2181 on: February 22, 2023, 01:07:38 PM »
I think Cheezits are a delicious snack.
Cheeze-it snapped are insanely delicious. One of the apex salty snacks in the world right now.
I binged these hard for a while.

Regular Cheezits are a little too carb-y for me and also weirdly high in calories for not having a lot to them.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2182 on: February 22, 2023, 01:49:36 PM »
I think Cheezits crackers are a delicious snack.

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Anything with that cheese chowder on it is going to be nasty.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2183 on: February 22, 2023, 08:26:26 PM »

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2184 on: February 24, 2023, 10:28:08 PM »
Soy Boys and Skinny Jeans "Universe 25"
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"We are currently witnessing direct parallels in today's society..weak, feminized men with little to no skills and no protection instincts, and overly agitated and aggressive females with no maternal instincts.

Calhoun's scientific work has been used as a model for interpreting social collapse, and his research serves as a focal point for the study of urban sociology


The "Universe 25" experiment is one of the most terrifying experiments in the history of science, which, through the behavior of a colony of mice, is an attempt by scientists to explain human societies. The idea of "Universe 25" Came from the American scientist John Calhoun, who created an "ideal world" in which hundreds of mice would live and reproduce. More specifically, Calhoun built the so-called "Paradise of Mice", a specially designed space where rodents had Abundance of food and water, as well as a large living space. In the beginning, he placed four pairs of mice that in a short time began to reproduce, resulting in their population growing rapidly. However, after 315 days their reproduction began to decrease significantly. When the number of rodents reached 600, a hierarchy was formed between them and then the so-called "wretches" appeared. The larger rodents began to attack the group, with the result that many males begin to "collapse" psychologically. As a result, the females did not protect themselves and in turn became aggressive towards their young. As time went on, the females showed more and more aggressive behavior, isolation elements and lack of reproductive mood. There was a low birth rate and, at the same time, an increase in mortality in younger rodents. Then, a new class of male rodents appeared, the so-called "beautiful mice". They refused to mate with the females or to "fight" for their space. All they cared about was food and sleep. At one point, "beautiful males" and "isolated females" made up the majority of the population.

According to Calhoun, the death phase consisted of two stages: the "first death" and "second death." The former was characterized by the loss of purpose in life beyond mere existence no desire to mate, raise young or establish a role within society. As time went on, juvenile mortality reached 100% and reproduction reached zero. Among the endangered mice, homosexuality was observed and, at the same time, cannibalism increased, despite the fact that there was plenty of food. Two years after the start of the experiment, the last baby of the colony was born. By 1973, he had killed the last mouse in the Universe 25. John Calhoun repeated the same experiment 25 more times, and each time the result was the same."
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2185 on: February 25, 2023, 06:53:06 PM »
I lol’ed a lot reading that

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2186 on: February 25, 2023, 10:05:17 PM »
Man, I think I need to start publishing the crap I hear in my trailer at work re: MAGA and MCGA (Make Canada Great, Again? (if it ever was)).

If anyone cares I hear one bullshit conservative trope displayed at day, all without prompting. The need to feel validated is strong.

Example. the norovirus "outbreak" is another democrat ploy they need to keep themselves in power. And it will allow for mail in ballots, which will clearly ensure their victory.

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2187 on: February 28, 2023, 06:58:53 PM »
Californian to Texan translation Dictionary
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Saw this on a leftist forum online and thought it was funny as hell.

Due to the large number of jobs moving from California to Texas, Texas has compiled a "Californian to Texan" translation guide

CALIFORNIA: TEXAS

Arsenal of Weapons: Gun Collection

Delicate Wetlands: Swamp

Undocumented Worker: Illegal Alien

Cruelty-Free Materials: Synthetic Fiber

Heavily Armed: Well-protected

Narrow-minded: Righteous

Taxes or Your Fair Share: Coerced Theft

Gun Control: Gun Confiscation Plot

Illegal Hazardous Explosives: Fireworks for Stump Removal

Nonviable Tissue Mass: Unborn Baby

Equity: Socialism

Multicultural Community: High Crime Area

Social Progress: Marxism

Upper Class or "The Rich": Self-Employed

Sniper Rifle: Scoped Deer Rifle

Progressive Change : Big Government Scheme

Investment For the Future: Higher Taxes

Healthcare Reform: Socialized Medicine

Truants: Homeschoolers

Victim or Oppressed: Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing

High Capacity Magazine: Standard Capacity Magazine

Religious Zealot: Church-going

Reintroduced Wolves: Sheep and Deer Killers

Fair Trade Coffee: Overpriced Yuppie Coffee

Exploiters or "The Rich ": Employed or Land Owner

The Gun Lobby: NRA Members

Assault Weapon: Semi-Auto Modern Sporting Rifle

Same Sex Marriage: Legalized Perversion


This was funny as hell. The liberals/leftists/Marxists/communists don't understand that we are proud of this. I would much rather live on the right side of this column than in a crime ridden nanny state in which the government controls every aspect of your life but does nothing about the 500 percent year over year rise in Asian hate crimes in the Greater San Francisco and Los Angeles areas.
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2188 on: February 28, 2023, 07:08:36 PM »
don't understand that we are proud of this

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2189 on: February 28, 2023, 07:18:02 PM »
Uh, yeah, I'm sure a "leftist" wrote that up  :rolleyes:

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2190 on: March 01, 2023, 04:54:12 PM »
Guys that was FUNNY AS HELL!!!   :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2191 on: March 03, 2023, 04:41:12 AM »
Uh, yeah, I'm sure a "leftist" wrote that up  :rolleyes:

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2192 on: March 03, 2023, 09:35:59 AM »
I liked cheeze-its until I found out they are woke

I stopped liking cheeze-its when I could no longer bang them

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2193 on: March 07, 2023, 12:35:16 PM »
Celebrities and Walking Boots
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What's going on with a variety of celebrities and walking boots. Common sense tells me all of these people couldn't have sustained foot/ankle injuries at the same time. Tracking devices?
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2194 on: March 07, 2023, 12:40:44 PM »
are those old morons STILL trying to resurrect Q stuff?

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2195 on: March 07, 2023, 12:42:26 PM »
This is in a thread about how worthless today's youth is  :ksu:


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Saw a kid at work with a flat in the fall semester. I was walking out there to help him and stopped halfway. He looked like he knew what he was doing and I just watched, sure enough he knew what he was doing and left. Pretty squared away kid, going to Kansas state. Been a while since I was that impressed watching a high school kid finish something.
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2196 on: March 07, 2023, 12:53:07 PM »
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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2197 on: March 07, 2023, 12:54:57 PM »
This is in a thread about how worthless today's youth is  :ksu:


45-70Ag9:43a, 3/6/23
Saw a kid at work with a flat in the fall semester. I was walking out there to help him and stopped halfway. He looked like he knew what he was doing and I just watched, sure enough he knew what he was doing and left. Pretty squared away kid, going to Kansas state. Been a while since I was that impressed watching a high school kid finish something.

get off our jock old timer

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2198 on: March 07, 2023, 06:24:32 PM »
This is in a thread about how worthless today's youth is  :ksu:


45-70Ag9:43a, 3/6/23
Saw a kid at work with a flat in the fall semester. I was walking out there to help him and stopped halfway. He looked like he knew what he was doing and I just watched, sure enough he knew what he was doing and left. Pretty squared away kid, going to Kansas state. Been a while since I was that impressed watching a high school kid finish something.

get off our jock old timer

What's a flat?

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Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« Reply #2199 on: March 07, 2023, 06:25:26 PM »
This is in a thread about how worthless today's youth is  :ksu:


45-70Ag9:43a, 3/6/23
Saw a kid at work with a flat in the fall semester. I was walking out there to help him and stopped halfway. He looked like he knew what he was doing and I just watched, sure enough he knew what he was doing and left. Pretty squared away kid, going to Kansas state. Been a while since I was that impressed watching a high school kid finish something.

get off our jock old timer

What's a flat?

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