Author Topic: Alabama, the "the south" of the south (Read 86104 times)

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1150 on:** April 15, 2021, 02:56:45 PM »

Dax does the majority of dragging himself on his own.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #1151 on:** April 15, 2021, 02:57:01 PM »

Quote from: 420seriouscat69 on April 15, 2021, 02:52:35 PM

Townie who lived in 6 different states growing up. Tap out, bud! Going down there in college sucked. There was nobody my age. It's a family tourist trap. I'm a very respectful person tho, so I acted grateful, because my family was together. Sorry it's not fitting your narrative.

You go to the Florida side to party tho!

Florida side? WTF?

Townies aren't fully developed until adulthood.

Places don't change over the course of decades (WackyTuck-Extreme Townie)

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #1152 on:** April 15, 2021, 02:59:07 PM »

Quote from: star seed 7 on April 15, 2021, 02:56:45 PM

Dax does the majority of dragging himself own his own.

ProgFascist.7 likes to unilaterally declare that because it makes him feel like he's part of his group.

I always appreciate it when WackyTuck-Extreme Townie starts going this route because he's just prolonging the usual tap-out

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1153 on:** April 15, 2021, 03:04:01 PM »

You know how one becomes an expert on what places are shitty or not? A guy that has lived in a lot of shitty places in his life and seen amazing places at the same time. It's pretty amazing knowing the rest of the world agrees with me.

Sorry you're all

about living in a dumpy state, bud. Cheer up!

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #1154 on:** April 15, 2021, 03:08:58 PM »

Quote from: 420seriouscat69 on April 15, 2021, 03:04:01 PM

You know how one becomes an expert on what places are shitty or not? A guy that has lived in a lot of shitty places in his life and seen amazing places at the same time. It's pretty amazing knowing the rest of the world agrees with me.

Sorry you're all about living in a dumpy state, bud. Cheer up!

Or just laughing at people who live in - Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa and Missouri making fun of any other state.

I'm sorry you get triggered when anyone says nice things about any place besides Kansas City, or says good things about any school or sports teams besides K-State or Kansas City sports teams.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1155 on:** April 15, 2021, 03:11:45 PM »

Dax with no hint of self awareness is my favorite dax

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #1156 on:** April 15, 2021, 03:12:38 PM »

Quote from: star seed 7 on April 15, 2021, 03:11:45 PM

Dax with no hint of self awareness is my favorite dax

The tap-out that's on a meteoric rise on this blog

Institutional Control · « **Reply #1157 on:** April 15, 2021, 03:16:54 PM »

Quote from: star seed 7 on April 15, 2021, 12:05:25 PM

My cousin got married in Destin, so I assume that's pretty similar to the Alabama's 30 miles of coast. Not really a fan, reminded me of ocean branson but more redneck and less Jesus

Less crowded than Destin.

DaBigTrain · « **Reply #1158 on:** April 15, 2021, 03:17:19 PM »

Quote from: 420seriouscat69 on April 15, 2021, 02:55:28 PM

Dragging Dax's ass all across this board the past two days has been exhausting. How do you guys do this daily?

Why do you think I ignore featured him? It was just exhausting and like yelling at a brick wall. I'm much happier now that I don't have to see his posts anymore.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #1159 on:** April 15, 2021, 03:19:18 PM »

Quote from: DaBigTrain on April 15, 2021, 03:17:19 PM

Quote from: 420seriouscat69 on April 15, 2021, 02:55:28 PM
Dragging Dax's ass all across this board the past two days has been exhausting. How do you guys do this daily?

Why do you think I ignore featured him? It was just exhausting and like yelling at a brick wall. I'm much happier now that I don't have to see his posts anymore.

Uh-huh

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1160 on:** April 15, 2021, 03:30:41 PM »

I'll pray for you dax! To my great spaghetti monster in the sky tonight. It's the least I can do. T's & P's, emaw friend.

MakeItRain · « **Reply #1161 on:** April 15, 2021, 04:13:43 PM »

Damn, another one

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/07/11/americas-10-worst-states-to-live-in-2017.html

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #1162 on:** April 15, 2021, 04:18:54 PM »

Quote from: 420seriouscat69 on April 15, 2021, 03:30:41 PM

I'll pray for you dax! To my great spaghetti monster in the sky tonight. It's the least I can do. T's & P's, emaw friend.

I'll do the same:

Dear Saucy Flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky . . . please help alleviate WackyTuck the Super Townie from his extreme level of low self esteem and insta-triggering when he feels anything about Kansas City is being slighted and/or someone says nice things about other places and teams.

Yours in Marinara . . . Dax

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1163 on:** April 15, 2021, 04:23:21 PM »

Quote from: MakeItRain on April 15, 2021, 04:13:43 PM

Damn, another one

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/07/11/americas-10-worst-states-to-live-in-2017.html

Ouch!

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #1164 on:** April 15, 2021, 04:30:42 PM »

The World Games are coming here in 2022, so I guess a bunch of people are going to find out how shitty it is

https://twg2022.com/

Trim · « **Reply #1165 on:** April 15, 2021, 04:41:39 PM »

Quote from: MakeItRain on April 15, 2021, 04:13:43 PM

Damn, another one

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/07/11/americas-10-worst-states-to-live-in-2017.html

Holy crap, those photo captions!

MadCat · « **Reply #1166 on:** April 15, 2021, 04:43:27 PM »

I think they should add Hooverball to the World Games...or perhaps Ultimate Hooverball, but that might confuse the Ultimate Frisbee fans in attendance.

Trim · « **Reply #1167 on:** April 15, 2021, 04:47:04 PM »

Quote

A worker smokes a cigarette while hanging Burley tobacco in a barn during harvest at Tucker Farms in Shelbyville, Kentucky.

A heavy set man rests on a bench in Jackson, Miss.

A volunteer dental hygienist, performs a screening on a patient in Bentonville, Ark.

A smoker holds his cigarette outside Oklahoma County Courthouse in Oklahoma City.

A heavy set woman walking in Baton Rouge, LA.

passranch · « **Reply #1168 on:** April 15, 2021, 05:30:19 PM »

To be fair, this one seems like kind of a stretch though:

Anti-gay marriage protesters hold signs as Controversial Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore speaks at a rally of conservative Texas legislators opposing gay marriage at a Texas Capitol rally .
Robert Daemmrich Photography Inc | Corbis | Getty Images

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1169 on:** April 15, 2021, 05:44:53 PM »

Imagine a state where Roy Moore was recently the chief Justice

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #1170 on:** April 15, 2021, 08:05:38 PM »

Imagine a place that had Sam Brownback as governor for 8 years.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1171 on:** April 15, 2021, 09:09:26 PM »

And still not dead last in places to live!

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #1172 on:** April 15, 2021, 09:15:54 PM »

In BHAM it's pretty much like Kansas City, WackyTuck.

Literally a smaller version of KC, even the City Hall's of BHAM and KC look almost identical.

steve dave · « **Reply #1173 on:** April 15, 2021, 09:18:07 PM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on April 15, 2021, 08:05:38 PM

Imagine a place that had Sam Brownback as governor for 8 years.

point dax

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1174 on:** April 15, 2021, 09:22:11 PM »

Imagine a life where you bitch constantly about the sports teams you grew up with (lived around), adore the shitty places you’ve been shipped to (near retirement), and get upset your old alumni makes fun of said shitty state, that obviously you talked crap on before you were transferred from heaven (North Carolina) too!