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Re: Alabama, the "the south" of the south
« Reply #1175 on: April 15, 2021, 09:23:42 PM »
Imagine a life where you bitch constantly about the sports teams you grew up with (lived around), adore the shitty places you’ve been shipped to (near retirement), and get upset your old alumni makes fun of said shitty state, that obviously you talked crap on before you were transferred from heaven (North Carolina) too!

Imagine having such low self esteem that even the most tepid of comments is viewed as a slight of Kansas City.  That's our perpetually triggered WackyTuck-UberTownie


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Re: Alabama, the "the south" of the south
« Reply #1176 on: April 15, 2021, 09:28:49 PM »
In BHAM it's pretty much like Kansas City, WackyTuck.

Literally a smaller version of KC, even the City Hall's of BHAM and KC look almost identical.
Do they have pro sports teams? Because my fam has box seats to all the events I love and the cats! (#Emaw), a jet to get away, and free condos to stay in Florida, New Orleans, Colorado, etc. I honestly need to know what this townie bumpkin is missing out on, without a 5 hour road trip to the Alabama golf shore.

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Re: Alabama, the "the south" of the south
« Reply #1177 on: April 15, 2021, 09:30:07 PM »
In BHAM it's pretty much like Kansas City, WackyTuck.

Literally a smaller version of KC, even the City Hall's of BHAM and KC look almost identical.
Do they have pro sports teams? Because my fam has box seats to all the events I love and the cats! (#Emaw), a jet to get away, and free condos to stay in Florida, New Orleans, Colorado, etc. I honestly need to know what this townie bumpkin is missing out on, without a 5 hour road trip to the Alabama golf shore.

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Re: Alabama, the "the south" of the south
« Reply #1178 on: April 15, 2021, 09:40:22 PM »
Tap out noted.

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Re: Alabama, the "the south" of the south
« Reply #1179 on: April 15, 2021, 09:45:37 PM »
These is starting to take on the Twitter rage fest of a couple of years ago level.

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Re: Alabama, the "the south" of the south
« Reply #1180 on: April 15, 2021, 10:02:39 PM »
These is starting to take on the Twitter rage fest of a couple of years ago level.

T&P's WackyTuck

Sleep it off
Grammar fail! Damn, the state is rubbing off on him. :blindfold:

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Re: Alabama, the "the south" of the south
« Reply #1181 on: April 15, 2021, 10:51:19 PM »
Imagine a place that had Sam Brownback as governor for 8 years.   :sdeek:

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Re: Alabama, the "the south" of the south
« Reply #1182 on: April 16, 2021, 09:35:48 AM »
In BHAM it's pretty much like Kansas City, WackyTuck.

Literally a smaller version of KC, even the City Hall's of BHAM and KC look almost identical.
Do they have pro sports teams? Because my fam has box seats to all the events I love and the cats! (#Emaw), a jet to get away, and free condos to stay in Florida, New Orleans, Colorado, etc. I honestly need to know what this townie bumpkin is missing out on, without a 5 hour road trip to the Alabama golf shore.

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Re: Alabama, the "the south" of the south
« Reply #1183 on: April 16, 2021, 10:31:25 AM »
Sorry, family private plane. It's a hard life being a bumpkin in the OP!

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Re: Alabama, the "the south" of the south
« Reply #1184 on: April 16, 2021, 01:39:49 PM »
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Re: Alabama, the "the south" of the south
« Reply #1185 on: April 16, 2021, 01:47:40 PM »
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Just a townie bumpkin, right tho, dax?! Maybe I'll see the big city lights of Birmingham again someday. Gee golly wiz, what a sight that would be!

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Re: Alabama, the "the south" of the south
« Reply #1186 on: April 16, 2021, 01:56:41 PM »
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Just a townie bumpkin, right tho, dax?! Maybe I'll see the big city lights of Birmingham again someday. Gee golly wiz, what a sight that would be!
What I’m talking about has nothing to do with traveling.   

You are now, have been and clearly will be forever triggered about any perceived slight of KC/someone saying nice things about somewhere else besides KC.

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Re: Alabama, the "the south" of the south
« Reply #1187 on: April 16, 2021, 02:00:34 PM »
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Just a townie bumpkin, right tho, dax?! Maybe I'll see the big city lights of Birmingham again someday. Gee golly wiz, what a sight that would be!
What I’m talking about has nothing to do with traveling.   

You are now, have been and clearly will be forever triggered about any perceived slight of KC/someone saying nice things about somewhere else besides KC.
Dax, you have a whole thread defending the entire shitty state of Alabama. I don't think you wanna go there. Everything of back home, is sour grapes to you. I'll pray for less resent for you and happier times. God speed, young man!

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Re: Alabama, the "the south" of the south
« Reply #1188 on: April 16, 2021, 03:54:03 PM »
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Just a townie bumpkin, right tho, dax?! Maybe I'll see the big city lights of Birmingham again someday. Gee golly wiz, what a sight that would be!
What I’m talking about has nothing to do with traveling.   

You are now, have been and clearly will be forever triggered about any perceived slight of KC/someone saying nice things about somewhere else besides KC.
Dax, you have a whole thread defending the entire shitty state of Alabama. I don't think you wanna go there. Everything of back home, is sour grapes to you. I'll pray for less resent for you and happier times. God speed, young man!

You've tapped out about 8 times now.

One of these decades maybe you'll actually get gE'ing

Besides, you're living the glam life, you shouldn't be hanging in here with the great unwashed


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Re: Alabama, the "the south" of the south
« Reply #1189 on: April 16, 2021, 07:32:06 PM »
In BHAM it's pretty much like Kansas City, WackyTuck.

Literally a smaller version of KC, even the City Hall's of BHAM and KC look almost identical.
Do they have pro sports teams? Because my fam has box seats to all the events I love and the cats! (#Emaw), a jet to get away, and free condos to stay in Florida, New Orleans, Colorado, etc. I honestly need to know what this townie bumpkin is missing out on, without a 5 hour road trip to the Alabama golf shore.



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Must be some of that settlement money from when Common murdered your uncle.

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Re: Alabama, the "the south" of the south
« Reply #1190 on: April 16, 2021, 07:53:27 PM »
In BHAM it's pretty much like Kansas City, WackyTuck.

Literally a smaller version of KC, even the City Hall's of BHAM and KC look almost identical.
Do they have pro sports teams? Because my fam has box seats to all the events I love and the cats! (#Emaw), a jet to get away, and free condos to stay in Florida, New Orleans, Colorado, etc. I honestly need to know what this townie bumpkin is missing out on, without a 5 hour road trip to the Alabama golf shore.



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Must be some of that settlement money from when Common murdered your uncle.

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Re: Alabama, the "the south" of the south
« Reply #1191 on: April 16, 2021, 09:17:50 PM »
 :shakesfist: I’m kind of a big deal now! :cool: The Mrs still won’t allow me to play with over $50 bucks tho when it comes to poker! We’re trying to be responsible adults!
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Re: Alabama, the "the south" of the south
« Reply #1192 on: April 16, 2021, 09:48:57 PM »
Is she controlling the fun money now?
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Alabama, the "the south" of the south
« Reply #1193 on: April 17, 2021, 09:26:59 AM »
Is she controlling the fun money now?
Yes! Ask KK! She Venmo’s my poker $ for me! :lol:

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Re: Alabama, the "the south" of the south
« Reply #1194 on: April 17, 2021, 03:37:27 PM »
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Re: Alabama, the "the south" of the south
« Reply #1195 on: May 19, 2021, 08:55:45 PM »
Headed to gulf shores on Friday

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Re: Alabama, the "the south" of the south
« Reply #1196 on: May 19, 2021, 09:02:32 PM »
Headed to gulf shores on Friday

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Re: Alabama, the "the south" of the south
« Reply #1197 on: May 19, 2021, 09:08:24 PM »
Yeah. Really no plans other than to booze and get Sun burned


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Re: Alabama, the "the south" of the south
« Reply #1198 on: May 19, 2021, 09:17:00 PM »
Headed to gulf shores on Friday

Pro tips???


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Re: Alabama, the "the south" of the south
« Reply #1199 on: May 20, 2021, 07:12:00 AM »
It’s terrible here, stay away