In BHAM it's pretty much like Kansas City, WackyTuck.
Literally a smaller version of KC, even the City Hall's of BHAM and KC look almost identical.
Do they have pro sports teams? Because my fam has box seats to all the events I love and the cats! (#Emaw), a jet to get away, and free condos to stay in Florida, New Orleans, Colorado, etc. I honestly need to know what this townie bumpkin is missing out on, without a 5 hour road trip to the Alabama golf shore.