Signs of getting old

[Cartierfor3]

Mac and cheese is definitely better cold.

Are you on LSD

[ben ji]

My mom was an early adopter of the microwave oven and we ate many meals completely cooked in the microwave.  As a result, I only use the microwave for defrosting hamburger or heating water for tea.

I made some french onion soup the other day and was telling my mom about it. She remarked that she had a great recipe for french onion soup as well and then went on to tell me how it was all done in the microwave. 

Caramelizing the onions? Microwave
Heating the broth? Microwave
Melting the Cheese? Microwave

I was shook

[mocat]

It's not boomers' fault, this was like nasa technology when their parents were our age. carmelizing onions in the microwave probably felt like being on the moon

[WillieWatanabe]

My mom was an early adopter of the microwave oven and we ate many meals completely cooked in the microwave.  As a result, I only use the microwave for defrosting hamburger or heating water for tea.

I made some french onion soup the other day and was telling my mom about it. She remarked that she had a great recipe for french onion soup as well and then went on to tell me how it was all done in the microwave. 

Caramelizing the onions? Microwave
Heating the broth? Microwave
Melting the Cheese? Microwave

I was shook

she's a mom, gotta save time.

Now that I have kids  , I've come to realize how important it is to be efficient.

[sys]

whatthefuck.

[XocolateThundarr]

mrs BAC (known maniac) will take leftovers out of the fridge and just eat them cold. and i don't mean like cold pizza i mean like fried chicken or green bean casserole or mac-n-cheese. like good grief we live in a society

I do this with all leftovers as well.  I especially enjoy leftover casseroles cold.

[BIG APPLE CAT]

i don't feel safe rn

you're sleeping with one so better keep one eye open

my worldview was a lot cozier when i thought she was the only one...now that i'm understanding that like seriously half of this board is the same way i just don't even

Maybe you're the maniac.

Yes it seems like the call is coming from inside the house

[Institutional Control]

I got scammed out of $200 on Facebook Marketplace.  I hope no Nigerian princes send me an email anytime soon.

[BIG APPLE CAT]

Guys I just grifted some Boomer on FB marketplace for $200. Sold him the "AntiMicrowave" the appliance that gets your food "as cold as if you put it in the fridge overnight" in less than 3 minutes! It was literally just my old busted microwave and I just threw some old batteries inside lmfao 

[Institutional Control]

Guys I just grifted some Boomer on FB marketplace for $200. Sold him the "AntiMicrowave" the appliance that gets your food "as cold as if you put it in the fridge overnight" in less than 3 minutes! It was literally just my old busted microwave and I just threw some old batteries inside lmfao 

Jokes on you. Zelle probably already refunded that old dud.

[stunted]

on the subject of clearing out colons, i've been constipated af for most this week. bought glycerin suppositories (not knowing what a suppository is). hesitated to do it for a few days, but finally relented. the directions said wait 15 minutes, i could only last 9. the results were explosive. feeling fine ever since

Why does nobody talk about suppositories. One of my buds got constipated, and I told him about the magic of suppositories. Took him 2 days before he gave in, and since then we’ve just been raving about it. Imagine anything that’s semi-ready to go, could explode out of you in an instant. It’s one of the biggest life hacks I know

[Katpappy]

on the subject of clearing out colons, i've been constipated af for most this week. bought glycerin suppositories (not knowing what a suppository is). hesitated to do it for a few days, but finally relented. the directions said wait 15 minutes, i could only last 9. the results were explosive. feeling fine ever since

Why does nobody talk about suppositories. One of my buds got constipated, and I told him about the magic of suppositories. Took him 2 days before he gave in, and since then we’ve just been raving about it. Imagine anything that’s semi-ready to go, could explode out of you in an instant. It’s one of the biggest life hacks I know

Have you ever heard of EX Lax?  Next time you make brownies, add about half a bag to the mix.  Then have a party and have a shitting good time. 

[schreds21]

The eff is wrong with you people?

[steve dave]

I’m old AF but poop like I’m 16 yo. AMA.


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[schreds21]

Likewise

[Katpappy]

I’m old AF but poop like I’m 16 yo. AMA.


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https://twitter.com/seniorsgift/status/1604781309800329217?s=20
SD, you may enjoy this.  .

[michigancat]

I changed pillows and after night two I could not turn my head to the left without excruciating neck pain. I have used different pillows but it has been a week and is maybe worse

[IPA4Me]

on the subject of clearing out colons, i've been constipated af for most this week. bought glycerin suppositories (not knowing what a suppository is). hesitated to do it for a few days, but finally relented. the directions said wait 15 minutes, i could only last 9. the results were explosive. feeling fine ever since

Why does nobody talk about suppositories. One of my buds got constipated, and I told him about the magic of suppositories. Took him 2 days before he gave in, and since then we’ve just been raving about it. Imagine anything that’s semi-ready to go, could explode out of you in an instant. It’s one of the biggest life hacks I know

Drink more water. Eat more fruits and vegetables. Then you won't have to shove stuff up your ass to make yourself poop.

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[stunted]

I like the word rizz. Can I use it?

[star seed 7]

Yes

[Cire]

I changed pillows and after night two I could not turn my head to the left without excruciating neck pain. I have used different pillows but it has been a week and is maybe worse

I toss and turn in my sleep which means you are basically screwed if you get pinched nerves/neck/back stiffness/pain but instagram has really good stretches that help me a lot.

[KST8FAN]

I went burial plot shopping on Monday.


Tom

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[star seed 7]

Tom, I recently considered spending many thousands of dollars on a slot to take my ashes into space

[schreds21]

I went burial plot shopping on Monday.


Tom

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[TheHamburglar]

I went burial plot shopping on Monday.


Tom

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I need to do this.