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Ben Sasse
« on: June 09, 2017, 11:16:55 PM »
so he's going to be president in like 3'ish years.


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Re: Ben Sasse
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2017, 11:49:52 PM »
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: Ben Sasse
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2017, 11:50:09 PM »
Certainly possible
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Re: Ben Sasse
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2017, 08:10:13 AM »
I wouldn't be mad if he was President. He's a much better human being than the people currently running things.

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Re: Ben Sasse
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2017, 08:19:30 AM »
Not the worst. Wouldn't be too mad. Uses the word "jackwagon" a lot, tho
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Re: Ben Sasse
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2017, 08:25:46 AM »
Nebraska snuck in Gerald Ford in a miracle once in a millennium act of god and will never send another native son to the whitehouse ever.
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Re: Ben Sasse
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2017, 08:29:21 AM »
Also his opponent can just play that 30 second clip where bill Maher makes a horrible racist remark and he just sits their with a dumbass Nebraska hick smile on his face and he will be done.
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Re: Ben Sasse
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2017, 09:06:25 AM »
Very puncheable face.

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Re: Ben Sasse
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2017, 08:09:11 PM »
Also his opponent can just play that 30 second clip where bill Maher makes a horrible racist remark and he just sits their with a dumbass Nebraska hick smile on his face and he will be done.

Why? Republicans voted for a guy who openly admits to grabbing women by the pussy. How could the clip from Real Time possibly make Sasse's base care?
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Re: Ben Sasse
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2017, 08:12:15 PM »
Also his opponent can just play that 30 second clip where bill Maher makes a horrible racist remark and he just sits their with a dumbass Nebraska hick smile on his face and he will be done.

Why? Republicans voted for a guy who openly admits to grabbing women by the pussy. How could the clip from Real Time possibly make Sasse's base care?

I'm pretty sure Sasse's Trump hate makes him liberal, though.

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Re: Ben Sasse
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2017, 10:29:30 PM »
Not the worst. Wouldn't be too mad. Uses the word "jackwagon" a lot, tho
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Re: Ben Sasse
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2017, 09:16:43 AM »
Also his opponent can just play that 30 second clip where bill Maher makes a horrible racist remark and he just sits their with a dumbass Nebraska hick smile on his face and he will be done.

Why? Republicans voted for a guy who openly admits to grabbing women by the pussy. How could the clip from Real Time possibly make Sasse's base care?

Libs voted by the millions for a classic FDR'esque racist poser.   

You need a new line. 

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Re: Ben Sasse
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2017, 09:24:35 AM »
Yeah, sexual assault is no big deal in republicanland, probably gained votes in key deplorable demographics.
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Re: Ben Sasse
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2017, 10:48:13 AM »
Yeah, sexual assault is no big deal in republicanland, probably gained votes in key deplorable demographics.

Bless your heart.  You guys elected a serial sexual harasser twice. 

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Re: Ben Sasse
« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2017, 10:50:25 AM »
Trump has only been elected once thus far bud
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Re: Ben Sasse
« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2017, 10:59:05 AM »
Yeah, sexual assault is no big deal in republicanland, probably gained votes in key deplorable demographics.

Bless your heart.  You guys elected a serial sexual harasser twice.

Have a cigar, lib.

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Re: Ben Sasse
« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2017, 11:01:14 AM »
If you guys are straight and not grabbing girls you like, that like you back by the pussy, you're doing it wrong.  :th_twocents:

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Re: Ben Sasse
« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2017, 11:05:34 AM »
I'll donate my services to fattyfest on how to hook up with chicks for some of you guys in a dry spell.

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Re: Ben Sasse
« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2017, 11:17:10 AM »
Yeah, I do it to every woman I meet instead of a handshake, they love it
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Re: Ben Sasse
« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2017, 12:25:32 PM »
Yeah, sexual assault is no big deal in republicanland, probably gained votes in key deplorable demographics.

Bless your heart.  You guys elected a serial sexual harasser twice.

not all of us were 40 years old in 1992, dax
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Re: Ben Sasse
« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2017, 01:38:37 PM »
Yeah, sexual assault is no big deal in republicanland, probably gained votes in key deplorable demographics.

Bless your heart.  You guys elected a serial sexual harasser twice.

not all of us were 40 years old in 1992, dax

40?  LOL


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Re: Ben Sasse
« Reply #22 on: June 12, 2017, 05:53:06 PM »
Yeah, sexual assault is no big deal in republicanland, probably gained votes in key deplorable demographics.

Bless your heart.  You guys elected a serial sexual harasser twice.

not all of us were 40 years old in 1992, dax

40?  LOL

Fine, 47.
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Re: Ben Sasse
« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2017, 05:15:37 PM »
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Re: Ben Sasse
« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2017, 05:17:11 PM »
Fake news
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