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Title: Ben Sasse
Post by: steve dave on June 09, 2017, 11:16:55 PM
so he's going to be president in like 3'ish years.
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: sys on June 09, 2017, 11:49:52 PM
yeah, no.

http://theweek.com/articles/703442/ben-sasse-insufferable
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: libstradamus on June 09, 2017, 11:50:09 PM
Certainly possible
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: AbeFroman on June 10, 2017, 08:10:13 AM
I wouldn't be mad if he was President. He's a much better human being than the people currently running things.
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 10, 2017, 08:19:30 AM
Not the worst. Wouldn't be too mad. Uses the word "jackwagon" a lot, tho
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: wetwillie on June 10, 2017, 08:25:46 AM
Nebraska snuck in Gerald Ford in a miracle once in a millennium act of god and will never send another native son to the whitehouse ever.
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: wetwillie on June 10, 2017, 08:29:21 AM
Also his opponent can just play that 30 second clip where bill Maher makes a horrible racist remark and he just sits their with a dumbass Nebraska hick smile on his face and he will be done.
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 10, 2017, 09:06:25 AM
Very puncheable face.
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: WillieWatanabe on June 10, 2017, 09:59:28 AM
yeah, no.

http://theweek.com/articles/703442/ben-sasse-insufferable

:lol:
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 11, 2017, 08:09:11 PM
Also his opponent can just play that 30 second clip where bill Maher makes a horrible racist remark and he just sits their with a dumbass Nebraska hick smile on his face and he will be done.

Why? Republicans voted for a guy who openly admits to grabbing women by the pussy. How could the clip from Real Time possibly make Sasse's base care?
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 11, 2017, 08:12:15 PM
Also his opponent can just play that 30 second clip where bill Maher makes a horrible racist remark and he just sits their with a dumbass Nebraska hick smile on his face and he will be done.

Why? Republicans voted for a guy who openly admits to grabbing women by the pussy. How could the clip from Real Time possibly make Sasse's base care?

I'm pretty sure Sasse's Trump hate makes him liberal, though.
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: bucket on June 11, 2017, 10:29:30 PM
Not the worst. Wouldn't be too mad. Uses the word "jackwagon" a lot, tho
:love:
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: sonofdaxjones on June 12, 2017, 09:16:43 AM
Also his opponent can just play that 30 second clip where bill Maher makes a horrible racist remark and he just sits their with a dumbass Nebraska hick smile on his face and he will be done.

Why? Republicans voted for a guy who openly admits to grabbing women by the pussy. How could the clip from Real Time possibly make Sasse's base care?

Libs voted by the millions for a classic FDR'esque racist poser.   

You need a new line. 
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: libstradamus on June 12, 2017, 09:24:35 AM
Yeah, sexual assault is no big deal in republicanland, probably gained votes in key deplorable demographics.
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: sonofdaxjones on June 12, 2017, 10:48:13 AM
Yeah, sexual assault is no big deal in republicanland, probably gained votes in key deplorable demographics.

Bless your heart.  You guys elected a serial sexual harasser twice. 
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: libstradamus on June 12, 2017, 10:50:25 AM
Trump has only been elected once thus far bud
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: sonofdaxjones on June 12, 2017, 10:59:05 AM
Yeah, sexual assault is no big deal in republicanland, probably gained votes in key deplorable demographics.

Bless your heart.  You guys elected a serial sexual harasser twice.

Have a cigar, lib.
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: WackyCat08 on June 12, 2017, 11:01:14 AM
If you guys are straight and not grabbing girls you like, that like you back by the pussy, you're doing it wrong.  :th_twocents:
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: WackyCat08 on June 12, 2017, 11:05:34 AM
I'll donate my services to fattyfest on how to hook up with chicks for some of you guys in a dry spell.
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: libstradamus on June 12, 2017, 11:17:10 AM
Yeah, I do it to every woman I meet instead of a handshake, they love it
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 12, 2017, 12:25:32 PM
Yeah, sexual assault is no big deal in republicanland, probably gained votes in key deplorable demographics.

Bless your heart.  You guys elected a serial sexual harasser twice.

not all of us were 40 years old in 1992, dax
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: sonofdaxjones on June 12, 2017, 01:38:37 PM
Yeah, sexual assault is no big deal in republicanland, probably gained votes in key deplorable demographics.

Bless your heart.  You guys elected a serial sexual harasser twice.

not all of us were 40 years old in 1992, dax

40?  LOL

Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 12, 2017, 05:53:06 PM
Yeah, sexual assault is no big deal in republicanland, probably gained votes in key deplorable demographics.

Bless your heart.  You guys elected a serial sexual harasser twice.

not all of us were 40 years old in 1992, dax

40?  LOL

Fine, 47.
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: Kat Kid on June 14, 2017, 05:15:37 PM
Quote
"No one should regard the eradication of polio as anything but a glorious blessing, but we should also be able to recall that many older folks we know grew their character by fighting through their polio."

Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: wetwillie on June 14, 2017, 05:17:11 PM
Fake news
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: michigancat on June 14, 2017, 05:32:49 PM
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2017/06/ben-sasse-denies-obamacare-comments-in-his-own-campaign-ad/
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: libstradamus on March 14, 2019, 02:45:55 PM
Title: Ben Sasse
Post by: catastrophe on March 14, 2019, 03:00:19 PM
I really can’t tell if he’s a complete idiot or if he just assumes his constituents are complete idiots.
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on March 14, 2019, 03:19:50 PM
What was the vote for?
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: libstradamus on March 14, 2019, 03:27:15 PM
Dunking on trump's national emergency
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: michigancat on March 14, 2019, 04:23:18 PM
Sasse is just the worst (but not a surprise)
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: Chingon on March 14, 2019, 04:40:26 PM
I really can’t tell if he’s a complete idiot or if he just assumes his constituents are complete idiots.
His constituents are Nebraskans.
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: sys on March 14, 2019, 04:42:22 PM
Sasse is just the worst (but not a surprise)

more fraud than man.
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: michigancat on March 14, 2019, 05:03:44 PM
Sasse is just the worst (but not a surprise)

more fraud than man.

is he really a fraud when he never fools you? I guess so. Just a shitty fraud.
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: sys on March 14, 2019, 05:32:31 PM
he's got to be fooling someone, right?  he got elected somehow.
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: Kat Kid on March 14, 2019, 05:43:07 PM
steve dave has become nebraskan
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: michigancat on March 14, 2019, 05:57:17 PM
he's got to be fooling someone, right?  he got elected somehow.

he might be exactly what Nebraskans want
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: sys on March 14, 2019, 07:25:57 PM
he might be exactly what Nebraskans want

well, he at least thinks he's not what they want.  he's putting in a lot of extra work if they like him for what he is.
Title: Ben Sasse
Post by: catastrophe on March 14, 2019, 08:59:27 PM
Unless Nebraskans want someone who bends over for Trump every single time but acts like next time will be different.
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: michigancat on March 14, 2019, 09:29:34 PM
he might be exactly what Nebraskans want

well, he at least thinks he's not what they want.  he's putting in a lot of extra work if they like him for what he is.

I think he is the perfect candidate for Trumpers who don't want to reveal they're Trumpers because he's a brash big-city bad person. Make some noise about civility and "what we stand for" but go ahead and support all of his policies. I think a lot of Nebraskans (and Kansans) would fit into this mold.
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: steve dave on March 15, 2019, 05:31:03 AM
he might be exactly what Nebraskans want

well, he at least thinks he's not what they want.  he's putting in a lot of extra work if they like him for what he is.

I think he is the perfect candidate for Trumpers who don't want to reveal they're Trumpers because he's a brash big-city bad person. Make some noise about civility and "what we stand for" but go ahead and support all of his policies. I think a lot of Nebraskans (and Kansans) would fit into this mold.

This is a good summation


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Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on March 15, 2019, 09:00:51 AM
Moran voted to block the emergency declaration. It feels good to be less MAGA than Nebraska.
Title: Re: Ben Sasse
Post by: libstradamus on March 15, 2019, 09:14:54 AM
Also Roy blunt (wtf?)