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Offline Dingo

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Re: Kids
« Reply #400 on: February 14, 2012, 12:33:02 PM »
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on February 14, 2012, 10:41:41 AM
Why do some facebook parents completely devote their page to their kids and then refuse to let their kids have a facebook account? I mean I can understand not wanting them to have an account, but when you put their pictures and what they are doing all over your account anyway, what's the point?
 

Why do Facebook moms who you used to nail in college devote their Facebook pages to their kids and show not one picture of themselves as they look now?  And then when you ask them to say why, they write back:  "LOL its Bcause i am the one taking all the pics LOL!"  Hate those people.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #401 on: February 14, 2012, 12:34:31 PM »
??  She had a 250 dollar balance on a drivers edge card.  She got mad because her total due was like 120 dollars because of fees and whatnot.  She told me to "lick her bloody pussy" then hung up on me.  I almost threw up.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #402 on: February 14, 2012, 12:46:03 PM »
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"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Kids
« Reply #403 on: February 14, 2012, 01:07:14 PM »
Quote from: kitten_mittons on February 14, 2012, 12:34:31 PM
??  She had a 250 dollar balance on a drivers edge card.  She got mad because her total due was like 120 dollars because of fees and whatnot.  She told me to "lick her bloody pussy" then hung up on me.  I almost threw up.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #404 on: February 14, 2012, 01:13:24 PM »
I talked to a girl on the phone one day whose name was Ringa, she sends me an email after speaking to her and its [email protected]....
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Re: Kids
« Reply #405 on: February 14, 2012, 02:57:47 PM »
Quote from: kitten_mittons on February 14, 2012, 12:34:31 PM
??  She had a 250 dollar balance on a drivers edge card.  She got mad because her total due was like 120 dollars because of fees and whatnot.  She told me to "lick her bloody pussy" then hung up on me.  I almost threw up.

I think I know this person.    :runaway:
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Re: Kids
« Reply #406 on: February 14, 2012, 03:34:06 PM »
People on here with kids: please report back tonight with descriptions/photos/scans of the funniest valentines cards your kids bring home.  Hilarious/weird little kid valentines are one of the big reasons to have kids, imo.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Michael-Jordan-Unopened-Box-Space-Jam-Cleo-Valentines-/120668194117
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Re: Kids
« Reply #407 on: February 14, 2012, 10:50:26 PM »
Quote from: AbeFroman on February 14, 2012, 11:12:27 AM
It's as if parents are naming their kids after strippers and porn stars

porn stars and strippers don't usually use their real names.  so they are usually choosing a name for themselves at about the same time as their peers are choosing names for their unnecessary and unwanted offspring.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #408 on: February 14, 2012, 11:14:06 PM »
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Re: Kids
« Reply #409 on: February 15, 2012, 12:43:29 PM »
Quote from: SkinnyBenny on February 14, 2012, 03:34:06 PM
People on here with kids: please report back tonight with descriptions/photos/scans of the funniest valentines cards your kids bring home.  Hilarious/weird little kid valentines are one of the big reasons to have kids, imo.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Michael-Jordan-Unopened-Box-Space-Jam-Cleo-Valentines-/120668194117

http://www.funnyordie.com/pictures/a73a250fcd/an-unintentionally-menacing-valentine-from-a-kid?ref=nf
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Re: Kids
« Reply #410 on: February 15, 2012, 12:45:22 PM »
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Re: Kids
« Reply #411 on: February 15, 2012, 12:58:49 PM »
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Re: Kids
« Reply #412 on: February 15, 2012, 05:18:26 PM »
You're mean. 


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Re: Kids
« Reply #413 on: February 28, 2012, 11:39:57 AM »
Quote
grandma to alex how come your ears are red
alex to grandma cuz they hot
lmao! priceless
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Re: Kids
« Reply #414 on: February 28, 2012, 11:49:59 AM »
I don't know about you but that crap is rough ridin' PRICELESS.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #415 on: February 28, 2012, 11:56:39 AM »
lmao!
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Re: Kids
« Reply #416 on: May 07, 2012, 09:58:29 AM »
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Re: Kids
« Reply #417 on: May 07, 2012, 01:21:25 PM »


Ted talks that explores the happiness of parents and I think summarizes parenting perfectly
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Re: Kids
« Reply #418 on: May 07, 2012, 03:40:10 PM »
Sometimes I feel like throwing my kids against the wall to see if they'll stick... Love those little guys.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #419 on: May 07, 2012, 04:19:37 PM »
Quote from: Bloodfart on May 07, 2012, 03:40:10 PM
Sometimes I feel like throwing my kids against the wall to see if they'll stick... Love those little guys.

PRICELESS
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Re: Kids
« Reply #420 on: May 07, 2012, 05:05:19 PM »
Quote from: Bloodfart on May 07, 2012, 03:40:10 PM
Sometimes I feel like throwing my kids against the wall to see if they'll stick... Love those little guys.

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"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Kids
« Reply #421 on: June 05, 2012, 12:59:02 AM »
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Re: Kids
« Reply #422 on: June 05, 2012, 07:24:18 AM »
 :lol: Kid getting hit it the back of the head with a swing...happens all the eff'n time.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #423 on: June 05, 2012, 08:40:43 AM »
I'm a terrible person, I don't like pets or kids...not joking.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #424 on: June 05, 2012, 09:47:42 AM »
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