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Re: Kids
« Reply #2175 on: August 02, 2018, 04:25:01 PM »
tell him if he decides he wants to step up his game and go against one of the true nerf pros in the midwest (and my nerf zeus rival mxv-1200 blaster) that he knows where to find me
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2176 on: August 17, 2018, 12:26:10 PM »
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2177 on: September 07, 2018, 12:06:12 PM »
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2178 on: September 07, 2018, 08:49:34 PM »
Sooooooo hey guys! Funny story to tell. I was supposed to get a vasectomy in March but I cancelled it. So no big deal, I'm old anyway, what could happen? Fast forward to last weekend, my wife gets sick, she's like, "I'm pregnant," I'm like lol. We get home on Monday, she pees on the stick :facepalm: The punchline is that she had her annual already scheduled on Tuesday, she was going to restart birth control. We found out my wife is pregnant, the day before she was going to go back on bcp! :curse:

I'm going to be 43, and we're starting all over again
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2179 on: September 07, 2018, 09:52:20 PM »
Congrats, you seem to have plenty of energy at 43. No reason to think you can’t whip ass as a parent in your 60’s.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2180 on: September 07, 2018, 10:58:32 PM »
Congrats MIR!
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2181 on: September 07, 2018, 11:06:37 PM »
Quote from: MakeItRain on September 07, 2018, 08:49:34 PM
Sooooooo hey guys! Funny story to tell. I was supposed to get a vasectomy in March but I cancelled it. So no big deal, I'm old anyway, what could happen? Fast forward to last weekend, my wife gets sick, she's like, "I'm pregnant," I'm like lol. We get home on Monday, she pees on the stick :facepalm: The punchline is that she had her annual already scheduled on Tuesday, she was going to restart birth control. We found out my wife is pregnant, the day before she was going to go back on bcp! :curse:

I'm going to be 43, and we're starting all over again

that is not a funny story.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2182 on: September 07, 2018, 11:55:24 PM »
Quote from: Kat Kid on September 07, 2018, 11:06:37 PM
Quote from: MakeItRain on September 07, 2018, 08:49:34 PM
Sooooooo hey guys! Funny story to tell. I was supposed to get a vasectomy in March but I cancelled it. So no big deal, I'm old anyway, what could happen? Fast forward to last weekend, my wife gets sick, she's like, "I'm pregnant," I'm like lol. We get home on Monday, she pees on the stick :facepalm: The punchline is that she had her annual already scheduled on Tuesday, she was going to restart birth control. We found out my wife is pregnant, the day before she was going to go back on bcp! :curse:

I'm going to be 43, and we're starting all over again

that is not a funny story.

Cautionary tale
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2183 on: September 07, 2018, 11:58:34 PM »
Quote from: wetwillie on September 07, 2018, 09:52:20 PM
parent in your 60’s.

Horrifying  :cyclist:

Quote from: 8manpick on September 07, 2018, 10:58:32 PM
Congrats MIR!

I'll be polite and say thanks
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2184 on: September 08, 2018, 06:45:14 AM »
Not gonna lie. I'd be having some wtf have I done moments. That's some serious long term planning derailed.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2185 on: September 08, 2018, 06:58:51 AM »
Oh yikes
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2186 on: September 08, 2018, 08:08:03 AM »
It will keep you young...or kill you. One or the other.


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Re: Kids
« Reply #2187 on: September 08, 2018, 08:41:36 AM »
If it is another girl, we would consider a trade.
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« Reply #2188 on: September 08, 2018, 09:22:28 AM »
Pretty rough. On the other hand, I can guarantee that I won't be making better use of my time in my late 40s & 50s, when my kids will be basically grown. Taking kid to little league >>>>> doing yard work. The toughest for me would be going through some of the baby stuff again. Diapers, no sleep, etc.
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« Reply #2189 on: September 08, 2018, 09:43:24 AM »
Quote from: chum1 on September 08, 2018, 09:22:28 AM
Pretty rough. On the other hand, I can guarantee that I won't be making better use of my time in my late 40s & 50s, when my kids will be basically grown. Taking kid to little league >>>>> doing yard work. The toughest for me would be going through some of the baby stuff again. Diapers, no sleep, etc.

Yeah, I'm thinking more along the lines of being able to retire before 75.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2190 on: September 08, 2018, 06:17:48 PM »
Quote from: MakeItRain on September 07, 2018, 08:49:34 PM
Sooooooo hey guys! Funny story to tell. I was supposed to get a vasectomy in March but I cancelled it. So no big deal, I'm old anyway, what could happen? Fast forward to last weekend, my wife gets sick, she's like, "I'm pregnant," I'm like lol. We get home on Monday, she pees on the stick :facepalm: The punchline is that she had her annual already scheduled on Tuesday, she was going to restart birth control. We found out my wife is pregnant, the day before she was going to go back on bcp! :curse:

I'm going to be 43, and we're starting all over again

My dad was 46 when i was born. You'll be fine. :cheers:
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2191 on: September 09, 2018, 12:22:58 PM »
Quote from: Kat Kid on September 08, 2018, 08:41:36 AM
If it is another girl, we would consider a trade.

Oh that's a deal
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2192 on: September 09, 2018, 12:25:26 PM »
Quote from: WillieWatanabe on September 08, 2018, 06:17:48 PM
Quote from: MakeItRain on September 07, 2018, 08:49:34 PM
Sooooooo hey guys! Funny story to tell. I was supposed to get a vasectomy in March but I cancelled it. So no big deal, I'm old anyway, what could happen? Fast forward to last weekend, my wife gets sick, she's like, "I'm pregnant," I'm like lol. We get home on Monday, she pees on the stick :facepalm: The punchline is that she had her annual already scheduled on Tuesday, she was going to restart birth control. We found out my wife is pregnant, the day before she was going to go back on bcp! :curse:

I'm going to be 43, and we're starting all over again

My dad was 46 when i was born. You'll be fine. :cheers:

I'm a fat black dude, my life expectancy was like yesterday.

I'm also apoplectic I haven't met you yet, fatty fest?
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2193 on: September 10, 2018, 10:18:37 AM »
Quote from: MakeItRain on September 09, 2018, 12:25:26 PM
Quote from: WillieWatanabe on September 08, 2018, 06:17:48 PM
Quote from: MakeItRain on September 07, 2018, 08:49:34 PM
Sooooooo hey guys! Funny story to tell. I was supposed to get a vasectomy in March but I cancelled it. So no big deal, I'm old anyway, what could happen? Fast forward to last weekend, my wife gets sick, she's like, "I'm pregnant," I'm like lol. We get home on Monday, she pees on the stick :facepalm: The punchline is that she had her annual already scheduled on Tuesday, she was going to restart birth control. We found out my wife is pregnant, the day before she was going to go back on bcp! :curse:

I'm going to be 43, and we're starting all over again

My dad was 46 when i was born. You'll be fine. :cheers:

I'm a fat black dude, my life expectancy was like yesterday.

I'm also apoplectic I haven't met you yet, fatty fest?

Not looking good.

But some things are best left to your imagination.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2194 on: September 10, 2018, 11:38:01 AM »
Quote from: MakeItRain on September 07, 2018, 08:49:34 PM
Sooooooo hey guys! Funny story to tell. I was supposed to get a vasectomy in March but I cancelled it. So no big deal, I'm old anyway, what could happen? Fast forward to last weekend, my wife gets sick, she's like, "I'm pregnant," I'm like lol. We get home on Monday, she pees on the stick :facepalm: The punchline is that she had her annual already scheduled on Tuesday, she was going to restart birth control. We found out my wife is pregnant, the day before she was going to go back on bcp! :curse:

I'm going to be 43, and we're starting all over again

yeah, this isn't funny at all. I got snipped like 3 hours after my kid was born.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2195 on: September 10, 2018, 01:00:35 PM »
sys is gonna be pissed
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2196 on: October 20, 2018, 07:52:54 PM »
This is a big ol' bummer post, so I won't blame you if you skip it.

Two weeks ago, a family in Edmond, OK. lost their only child, a two year-old son, in a car accident when a driver ran a red light. Just a tragic scene. The mom was buds in college with Mrs. SB, and I saw this posted:

GoFundMe for the family

The family isn't looking for handouts or anything, but some of their friends and family started a GoFundMe to help the parents erect a memorial to their little buddy. (Or establish a scholarship, or something to remember him by.) Just incredibly sad. They've reached the initial goal of $3,500, but it would be incredibly badass if they doubled it. They're really close. If anyone here has a few bucks burning a hole in their pocket, it would be incredibly #1cat of you to send it their way so their little buddy can get the memorial he deserves.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2197 on: October 21, 2018, 08:21:38 AM »
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« Reply #2198 on: October 29, 2018, 10:19:09 PM »
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2199 on: November 02, 2018, 07:17:35 PM »
Counterpoint: animals are idiots


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