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Re: Kids
« Reply #2125 on: November 16, 2017, 06:27:10 PM »
Also, what happens if you end up having a C section? Do you return the push gift since there was no pushing???

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c section way safer for mom and baby

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2126 on: November 16, 2017, 06:32:49 PM »
I might rip you from your womb


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Re: Kids
« Reply #2127 on: November 16, 2017, 06:34:40 PM »
Tap out noted
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« Reply #2128 on: November 17, 2017, 07:50:02 AM »
something subtle like a gym membership or a fitbit is always a good look.

seriously, a last minute get away trip (or one to look forward to) or a spa treatment is standard.

You don't get the push gift before you push.
this is also what puzzled me.. saw this on fb for the first time and it was before the girl had even birfed that thing
the babymoon also counted as the push gift?  Lucky guy

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« Reply #2129 on: November 17, 2017, 08:05:06 AM »
something subtle like a gym membership or a fitbit is always a good look.

seriously, a last minute get away trip (or one to look forward to) or a spa treatment is standard.

You don't get the push gift before you push.
this is also what puzzled me.. saw this on fb for the first time and it was before the girl had even birfed that thing
the babymoon also counted as the push gift?  Lucky guy

You only have to do all of this once. If you have multiple kids, this never happens again.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2131 on: November 17, 2017, 02:09:07 PM »
Also, what happens if you end up having a C section? Do you return the push gift since there was no pushing???

Ask for your nuts back
c section way safer for mom and baby

I know this, my joke was more about the general concept of the gift

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2132 on: November 18, 2017, 10:02:05 AM »
2 kids & I've never heard of a push gift.  However, Mrs. Hamburg is very pragmatic.  If she wants something, she just buys it.  We don't buy each other gifts for any reason.   
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2133 on: November 18, 2017, 11:53:31 AM »
She already got the D nine months ago. What else would she need? :takethebait:

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2134 on: December 07, 2017, 09:23:22 AM »
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2135 on: December 07, 2017, 08:08:18 PM »
Yla!

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« Reply #2136 on: December 21, 2017, 08:28:05 PM »
Guys

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Re: Kids
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2138 on: December 22, 2017, 05:51:56 AM »
Guys
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2139 on: December 22, 2017, 08:21:57 AM »
Guys


'grats!

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2140 on: December 22, 2017, 08:26:02 AM »
grats TBT, kids are great
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« Reply #2141 on: December 22, 2017, 08:54:06 AM »
Thanks guys but I’m not having a kid rn. One of my best friends and his wife just had a kid. Gonna be a great KSU Cats fan one day and just thought i would share.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2142 on: December 22, 2017, 11:34:07 AM »
you have a way with word, tbt

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2143 on: December 22, 2017, 11:55:52 AM »
Congrats, TBT, on having a friend. 

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2144 on: December 22, 2017, 12:25:24 PM »
TBTbrag

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2145 on: December 22, 2017, 02:01:13 PM »
What a tease.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2146 on: January 20, 2018, 10:36:27 PM »
Need to mention the cats are 1-0 when I bring the new bambino to the game


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« Reply #2147 on: January 20, 2018, 10:43:19 PM »
Be careful with the word(s) you say, could be taken in the wrong way TBH

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2148 on: March 12, 2018, 10:08:10 AM »
Kinda let the cat outta the bag in the hoops forum, but just wanted all my gE peeps to know about Abigail Grace, my baby girl that was born on Dec. 23, 2017.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2149 on: March 12, 2018, 10:38:24 AM »
Congrats Shock Bonnett, we will be adding a little bundle of joy to our family at the end of this month.  An 8 year old bundle of joy.