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Re: Kids
« Reply #1750 on: March 30, 2016, 09:36:06 AM »
i can't get this image out of my mind's eye

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« Reply #1751 on: March 30, 2016, 09:36:35 AM »
thx everybody but just fyi the hospital has brand new tub-centric birthing center that is basically like a four points sheraton or whatever SD says is the really really great hotel.
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« Reply #1752 on: March 30, 2016, 09:39:34 AM »
It was a suspect story Slobs. Like "friend of a friend from California" doesn't sound 100% credible. dmartin's version had more 1st hand accounts and multiple sources.
It was one more step! My wife new the nurse who walked in on it! Man. I thought I was pretty credible on gE. Smdh.

Without the possible rape part, I think Slobber's anecdote would have been much more accepted.


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Re: Kids
« Reply #1753 on: March 30, 2016, 09:58:15 AM »
have you guys heard about the show where the lady has like 20 kids? do the math.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1754 on: March 30, 2016, 09:59:11 AM »
one (at minimum) of the kids turned into a super pervo. that's the show. grossout city.

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« Reply #1755 on: March 30, 2016, 10:03:39 AM »
have you guys heard about the show where the lady has like 20 kids? do the math.

That's factory efficiency right there.

(just checked birth dates on the Duggar children, and all are over a year apart from each other) so no post birth quick hitting going on there.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1756 on: March 30, 2016, 10:18:44 AM »
have you guys heard about the show where the lady has like 20 kids? do the math.

That's factory efficiency right there.

(just checked birth dates on the Duggar children, and all are over a year apart from each other) so no post birth quick hitting going on there.

you can't be sure of that

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1757 on: March 30, 2016, 10:19:54 AM »
Fact: these nurses never said it was vaginal sex.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1758 on: March 30, 2016, 10:23:30 AM »
Can we episiotomy move on from this subject.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1759 on: March 30, 2016, 10:25:24 AM »
one of my kids was watching power rangers today

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« Reply #1760 on: March 30, 2016, 10:25:56 AM »
Can we episiotomy move on from this subject.

My friend was shadowing a doctor, and had to leave the room after he witnessed that the first time. Second time was easier I guess
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« Reply #1761 on: March 30, 2016, 10:31:29 AM »
have you guys heard about the show where the lady has like 20 kids? do the math.

That's factory efficiency right there.

(just checked birth dates on the Duggar children, and all are over a year apart from each other) so no post birth quick hitting going on there.

you can't be sure of that

I guess I'd just assumed about 6 or so of the Duggars came in a litter. Did that mother really give birth 20 different times?

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1762 on: March 30, 2016, 10:33:51 AM »
Skinny_Benny, did you see my tip?  That's a good tip.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1763 on: March 30, 2016, 10:39:54 AM »
Skinny_Benny, did you see my tip?  That's a good tip.

he's right

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« Reply #1764 on: March 30, 2016, 11:45:58 AM »
have you guys heard about the show where the lady has like 20 kids? do the math.

That's factory efficiency right there.

(just checked birth dates on the Duggar children, and all are over a year apart from each other) so no post birth quick hitting going on there.

you can't be sure of that

I guess I'd just assumed about 6 or so of the Duggars came in a litter. Did that mother really give birth 20 different times?

It's only 19 kids and there are 2 sets of twins.

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« Reply #1765 on: March 30, 2016, 11:51:19 AM »
have you guys heard about the show where the lady has like 20 kids? do the math.

That's factory efficiency right there.

(just checked birth dates on the Duggar children, and all are over a year apart from each other) so no post birth quick hitting going on there.

you can't be sure of that

I guess I'd just assumed about 6 or so of the Duggars came in a litter. Did that mother really give birth 20 different times?

It's only 19 kids and there are 2 sets of twins.

So 17 births? :sdeek:

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« Reply #1766 on: March 30, 2016, 11:53:23 AM »
Well twins come out separately (usually???)
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1767 on: March 30, 2016, 11:55:40 AM »
Well twins come out separately (usually???)

Yeah, but it's the same pregnancy and the same day (usually).

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1768 on: March 30, 2016, 12:00:58 PM »
one of my kids was watching power rangers today
which of the million different versions?  I like dino charge but mystic is the most interesting, albiet is kinda dark for a kids show.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1769 on: March 30, 2016, 12:06:23 PM »
dinosaur one

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« Reply #1770 on: March 30, 2016, 12:07:13 PM »
Well twins come out separately (usually???)

Don't you think that by now they are just falling out?

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1771 on: March 30, 2016, 12:23:17 PM »
Here is a related (AND TRUE...Cfor3!!!!) story:
My dad gave my mom a tractor ride over a plowed field to try to get the baby having process to start. I don't think they thought the baby would fall out, but they hoped to get it started because Mom was past due. Seems abusive in hindsight, except my dad was about the mellowest, nicest guy in the world and he never abused anyone. Also, Mom would tell the story like it was her idea because she was in such misery.

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Kids
« Reply #1772 on: March 30, 2016, 12:24:11 PM »
rape?

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1773 on: March 30, 2016, 12:25:06 PM »
Wut
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1774 on: March 30, 2016, 12:28:07 PM »
i'm taking the rest of the day off