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Skipper44 · « **Reply #1725 on:** March 27, 2016, 04:00:36 PM »

Booze

wetwillie · « **Reply #1726 on:** March 27, 2016, 05:14:39 PM »

Plenty of free storage on your phone for videos of the birth

WonderMeal · « **Reply #1727 on:** March 27, 2016, 09:15:45 PM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on March 27, 2016, 02:55:49 PM

People who have done the childbirth thing, give me your hot takes on what to bring/not bring to the hosp whenshe goes into labor/for the few days afterward

-Tons of snacks. She/you will be hungry right after Li'l S B is born, and hospital food gets old quick.
-Game Boys (one for each)

End of list.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #1728 on:** March 27, 2016, 09:27:40 PM »

You cannot over pack little debbies snacks.

slobber · « **Reply #1729 on:** March 27, 2016, 09:37:52 PM »

Condoms. You don't want to end up pregnant again so soon after having a baby.

My wife had a maternity ward nurse friend in CA. The nurse friend walked in on a husband in bed with the new mom going to pound town the day after she had given birth. That had to be rape....Married or not.

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CNS · « **Reply #1730 on:** March 27, 2016, 09:43:30 PM »

Disturbing

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Tobias · « **Reply #1731 on:** March 27, 2016, 09:45:33 PM »

Quote from: slobber on March 27, 2016, 09:37:52 PM

That had to be rape....Married or not.

Cire · « **Reply #1732 on:** March 27, 2016, 09:57:50 PM »

Phone charger, really comfy clothes

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The Big Train · « **Reply #1733 on:** March 27, 2016, 10:55:38 PM »

Is this like a Canadian friend story

Bloodfart · « **Reply #1734 on:** March 29, 2016, 12:49:54 PM »

That's pretty mumped up Slobber.

Ski-be if you have a choice between a regular hospital room or one of those birthing centers choose the hospital room. The birthing center is set up to make wifey super comfy but crap on dads. You get a recliner or shitty couch to sleep on in the birthing center. Hospital room = real bed with sheets, pillows, and everything.

slobber · « **Reply #1735 on:** March 29, 2016, 10:32:25 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on March 27, 2016, 09:45:33 PM

Quote from: slobber on March 27, 2016, 09:37:52 PM
That had to be rape....Married or not.

From my story prior to the rape post. No woman is pushing a baby out her private parts one day and then inviting a man to climb on top of her with 24 hours. Hell, you could say the same thing if the period was 24 weeks.

slobber · « **Reply #1736 on:** March 29, 2016, 10:33:47 PM »

Quote from: The Big Train on March 27, 2016, 10:55:38 PM

Is this like a Canadian friend story

That is something I would understand on gE and use as appropriate. Since I didn't say Canadian friend, I didn't mean Canadian friend. Eh?

WonderMeal · « **Reply #1737 on:** March 29, 2016, 11:13:06 PM »

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Ski-be if you have a choice between a regular hospital room or one of those birthing centers choose the hospital room. The birthing center is set up to make wifey super comfy but crap on dads. You get a recliner or shitty couch to sleep on in the birthing center. Hospital room = real bed with sheets, pillows, and everything.

Today I learned that BF's kids were delivered in Opposite Land.

Also, I love the logic of "Your wife who endured giving birth to a Li'l You will be super comfy at a birthing center but you who did very little will have to sleep on a lazy boy. Woof, better stick us both in terrible hospital beds."

Just joshin', BF.

michigancat · « **Reply #1738 on:** March 29, 2016, 11:33:56 PM »

I also got a lazy boy in a regular hospital room

Bloodfart · « **Reply #1739 on:** March 29, 2016, 11:37:09 PM »

Hey wondermeal, bud, a fellow poster was looking for advice and I offered mine. If one sitch offers better accommodations for the father I was going to post it... Not to mention the hospital is better equipped than the birthing center in case of emergency but who cares if the love of your life dies while producing your legacy. She was more comfy in an inferior facility. Oh well.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #1740 on:** March 29, 2016, 11:38:28 PM »

CNS · « **Reply #1741 on:** March 30, 2016, 06:44:28 AM »

Hospital room= pullout sofa sleeping.

Birthing room center thingy=weird wood chair that only partially reclined with a single cross stick thing as the footrest part(was horrible sleeping).

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Cire · « **Reply #1742 on:** March 30, 2016, 07:21:52 AM »

Two different hospitals but I essentially had a futon for both.

They will have a courtesy room for dad's with snacks coffee etc.

First one was all access all the time, buffet of coffee, juice, fruit, cereal.
Second time you had to have the nurse get what you wanted.

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_33 · « **Reply #1743 on:** March 30, 2016, 09:14:39 AM »

Let the nurses take the baby the first night. It doesn't make you a bad parent.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #1744 on:** March 30, 2016, 09:16:17 AM »

slobber's story might be the most disturbing thing I've read on this blog. and also I do not think it is true.

dmartin · « **Reply #1745 on:** March 30, 2016, 09:18:31 AM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on March 30, 2016, 09:16:17 AM

slobber's story might be the most disturbing thing I've read on this blog. and also I do not think it is true.

MrsDMartin has had plenty of nurse friends, and they've almost all told her at least one story of walking in on couples having sex within 24 hours of giving birth.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #1746 on:** March 30, 2016, 09:21:30 AM »

This country is finished. RIP USA

slobber · « **Reply #1747 on:** March 30, 2016, 09:27:36 AM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on March 30, 2016, 09:21:30 AM

This country is finished when it takes dmartin to validate a slobber story. RIP USA

That really hurt me Cfor3. Why would you not believe me?

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #1748 on:** March 30, 2016, 09:32:10 AM »

It was a suspect story Slobs. Like "friend of a friend from California" doesn't sound 100% credible. dmartin's version had more 1st hand accounts and multiple sources.

Also, to think a human man would do that.........

slobber · « **Reply #1749 on:** March 30, 2016, 09:35:23 AM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on March 30, 2016, 09:32:10 AM

It was a suspect story Slobs. Like "friend of a friend from California" doesn't sound 100% credible. dmartin's version had more 1st hand accounts and multiple sources.

It was one more step! My wife new the nurse who walked in on it! Man. I thought I was pretty credible on gE. Smdh.