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« Reply #1075 on: May 21, 2015, 08:48:55 PM »
Some good BBSing ITT.

Finding out is fine. Not finding out is fine.
stop being so fency. This is serious, gather a bunch of people in the waiting room, crap.


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« Reply #1076 on: May 21, 2015, 09:14:39 PM »

Some good BBSing ITT.

Finding out is fine. Not finding out is fine.

Being super excited about the result is weird though. We all agree on that.
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« Reply #1077 on: May 21, 2015, 10:39:31 PM »
I used to think it was kind of trashy to get knocked up unplanned and outside of marriage.... I still think that, but I used to think it, as well.

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« Reply #1078 on: May 21, 2015, 10:41:49 PM »
You guys that give a crap whether other people want to be surprised with their kid's gender or not are super weird

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« Reply #1079 on: May 21, 2015, 10:44:05 PM »
Great job cfbandyman, you got it

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1080 on: May 21, 2015, 11:53:54 PM »

Great job cfbandyman, you got it
hey dumbass, I rarely double :lol: , but when I do, you can almost always bet it's because of a Mitch Hedberg reference.


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Re: Kids
« Reply #1081 on: May 22, 2015, 09:40:42 AM »
I personally find junior high boys to be the biggest shitheads on the planet and I want nothing to do with them, JMO

worse than high school girls? nope.

They have like periods and stuff  :Yuck:

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1082 on: May 22, 2015, 03:10:54 PM »
Reason #354 Not to Have Kids: Have to decide whether to circumcise if it is a boy.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/mom-jailed-circumcision-dispute-agrees-proceedure/story?id=31235057

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1083 on: May 22, 2015, 03:14:08 PM »
Of all the hard choices involved in raising kids, that would be about the least difficult decision on my list.

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« Reply #1084 on: May 22, 2015, 03:23:43 PM »
omg mrs gooch loves anteaters :lol:
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« Reply #1085 on: May 22, 2015, 03:24:05 PM »
omg gooch has an anteater :sdeek:
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1086 on: May 22, 2015, 03:30:01 PM »
Tell us a story about your childhood

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« Reply #1087 on: May 22, 2015, 03:38:44 PM »
Has nothing to do with my personal experience. I have friends on Facebook discussing whether it is genital mutilation or whether it is good for "health reasons".

And in that article, the parents have been arguing over it since before the kid was born....and now the judge says the mother has to let them do it...and the kid is 4 and a half years old.

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« Reply #1088 on: May 22, 2015, 03:40:46 PM »
omg mrs gooch if you love anteaters so much why don't you marry one! :lol:
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« Reply #1089 on: May 22, 2015, 03:51:11 PM »
Of all the hard choices involved in raising kids, that would be about the least difficult decision on my list.

It is number 354, so I didn't say it was a top reason.

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« Reply #1090 on: May 22, 2015, 03:52:30 PM »
the silence is deafening.  as if you had a big roll of loose skin pulled up around your head. 
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1091 on: May 22, 2015, 04:13:33 PM »
Oh-oh here she comes...
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1092 on: May 22, 2015, 07:44:09 PM »
 Mrs. Gooch it really isn't a big deal.  I watched both my sons get snipped and they didn't even wake up from their nap.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1093 on: May 23, 2015, 11:31:34 AM »
Has nothing to do with my personal experience. I have friends on Facebook discussing whether it is genital mutilation or whether it is good for "health reasons".

And in that article, the parents have been arguing over it since before the kid was born....and now the judge says the mother has to let them do it...and the kid is 4 and a half years old.

It was a big point of contention for my wife and I for our boys.

When we found out we were having a girl this time, she said that she's actually relieved that we don't have to make the decision again.

In the interest of full disclosure, they screwed up my youngest son's, and we had to go to a specialist when he was eight months old to get it fixed.  Everything is fine now, but it was a pretty big ordeal.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1094 on: May 23, 2015, 02:13:24 PM »
why the eff is circumcision a thing

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« Reply #1095 on: May 23, 2015, 02:47:07 PM »
why the eff is circumcision a thing

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we understand it better now that the american century is over and some of us sound more and more like serbs.

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« Reply #1096 on: May 23, 2015, 02:54:12 PM »
why the eff is circumcision a thing

Didn't God say to do it?....He was like "I got Abraham to be willing to kill his son, now let's see if I can get a bunch of people to cut off part of their penises."

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1097 on: May 23, 2015, 03:09:02 PM »
I honestly can't say why we did it.  Just because everyone does, I guess.  Being a first time dad, when my oldest was born, I didn't want him getting made fun of in the locker room or anything, and feeling weird, since we live in the Midwest.  We were told it decreases chances of infection, etc.   Then when the second was born, we did it because the first child was.

If I had to do it over again, I probably wouldn't have it done.  I'm just glad that we don't have to deal with it again.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1098 on: May 23, 2015, 03:24:40 PM »
Even if you get past all of the bullshit religious, sexuality, masculinity, and folklore health issues, you still have the good, old circumcised American male thinking that there's necessarily something wrong if he and his son don't have matching penises. Personally, my dad and I have never once stood around nude, mutually examining and admiring each other's dicks. But maybe I'm just weird.

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« Reply #1099 on: May 23, 2015, 03:30:06 PM »
Just do whatever is common in your region, you don't want your kid to be the weird one.