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everyone shut up · « **Reply #525 on:** March 02, 2014, 02:45:03 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on March 02, 2014, 02:29:50 PM

What kind of people get married in March?

the kind that obviously invite kids to their wedding. could have braced for the fall, otherwise.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #526 on:** March 02, 2014, 02:46:21 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on March 02, 2014, 02:29:50 PM

What kind of people get married in March?

My sister.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #527 on:** March 02, 2014, 02:49:27 PM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on March 02, 2014, 02:46:21 PM

Quote from: Limestone on March 02, 2014, 02:29:50 PM
What kind of people get married in March?

My sister.

Knocked up

Bloodfart · « **Reply #528 on:** March 02, 2014, 02:55:14 PM »

Ha! Nah, but that would be funny because she is constantly preaching religion and has alienated a gay family member or two.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #529 on:** March 02, 2014, 03:05:53 PM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on March 02, 2014, 02:21:23 PM

Sacrificed my body yesterday to protect my kid from my stupidity. I totally underestimated the slickness if the side walk plus I was sporting dress shoes with zero tread. So I'm carrying 15 mo old bf into a wedding cerimony and watching mrs. Bf and company casually walk up to the entrance whoosh! I felt one foot give way then the other. I couldn't brace myself at all for risk of not cushioning little guy from the fall. Flat on my back and little guy just looks at me like wtf weirdo? Walked the last stretch of sidewalk like I was in a minefield. I hurt today. go away winter

I did that one time with a box of AJ's pepperoni rolls during a postbarsPAK with seven. It was totally worth it.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #530 on:** March 02, 2014, 03:07:23 PM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on March 02, 2014, 02:46:21 PM

Quote from: Limestone on March 02, 2014, 02:29:50 PM
What kind of people get married in March?

My sister.

my classmate got married yesterday. HMMMMMmmm

Bloodfart · « **Reply #531 on:** March 02, 2014, 03:10:48 PM »

CNS · « **Reply #532 on:** March 02, 2014, 03:14:40 PM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on March 02, 2014, 02:21:23 PM

Sacrificed my body yesterday to protect my kid from my stupidity. I totally underestimated the slickness if the side walk plus I was sporting dress shoes with zero tread. So I'm carrying 15 mo old bf into a wedding cerimony and watching mrs. Bf and company casually walk up to the entrance whoosh! I felt one foot give way then the other. I couldn't brace myself at all for risk of not cushioning little guy from the fall. Flat on my back and little guy just looks at me like wtf weirdo? Walked the last stretch of sidewalk like I was in a minefield. I hurt today. go away winter

Did this but on carpeted stairs at like 3am getting ready for a night feeding. Kid rode me down the stairs like a canoe. Hurt super bad.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #533 on:** March 02, 2014, 03:15:39 PM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on March 02, 2014, 03:10:48 PM

doubt it was the same wedding. Did the church start with a Z?

Bloodfart · « **Reply #534 on:** March 02, 2014, 03:49:35 PM »

Quote from: WillieWatanabe on March 02, 2014, 03:15:39 PM

Quote from: Bloodfart on March 02, 2014, 03:10:48 PM

doubt it was the same wedding. Did the church start with a Z?

No

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #535 on:** April 17, 2014, 08:28:09 PM »

Mr Bread · « **Reply #536 on:** April 17, 2014, 08:35:34 PM »

I thought you had your balls done?

wetwillie · « **Reply #537 on:** April 17, 2014, 08:36:12 PM »

Grats emo

Tobias · « **Reply #538 on:** April 17, 2014, 08:39:03 PM »

is this about creeping on a kid or are you having one?

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #539 on:** April 17, 2014, 08:44:25 PM »

I have procreated apparently.

Tobias · « **Reply #540 on:** April 17, 2014, 08:44:53 PM »

'Grats emo

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #541 on:** April 17, 2014, 08:50:11 PM »

Thanks guys I'm especially pumped about the balls and peen as Bread would put it.

Benja · « **Reply #542 on:** April 17, 2014, 08:58:59 PM »

Should I have kids?

_33 · « **Reply #543 on:** April 17, 2014, 08:59:48 PM »

Quote from: Benja on April 17, 2014, 08:58:59 PM

Should I have kids?

ya prolly

Tobias · « **Reply #544 on:** April 17, 2014, 09:00:03 PM »

Quote from: Benja on April 17, 2014, 08:58:59 PM

Should I have kids?

do one more freestyle post and i'll decide for you

Benja · « **Reply #545 on:** April 17, 2014, 09:01:34 PM »

Boobs

Tobias · « **Reply #546 on:** April 17, 2014, 09:04:11 PM »

well that clouded the water. i was ready for a firm yes for you

Tobias · « **Reply #547 on:** April 17, 2014, 09:04:33 PM »

go for it, benja, but with respect and stuff

Benja · « **Reply #548 on:** April 17, 2014, 09:05:21 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on April 17, 2014, 09:04:11 PM

well that clouded the water. i was ready for a firm yes for you

I mean I wouldn't be asking if this was a clear cut case.

CNS · « **Reply #549 on:** April 17, 2014, 09:06:08 PM »

Grats emo. First?