I'd love to see dax negotiate his salary.
Dax boss: Dax, come in let's discuss your annual salary. You had a good year and besides yelling at your male co-workers about "jizzing", "cirlce jerking" and "getting their jimmies off" on an almost daily basis, people seem to like you because you keep to yourself. So we are prepared to give you your choice of a 49% raise in salary or an additional $50,000.00.
Dax looks at the 2 numbers and smiles.