Why don't we just buy Russia? Solves all sorts of problems and also full of natural resources!
Lands have never been purchased before (Parody Poster LibDerp7)
Is this a tapout or a weird way to hop on the #buyRussia train?
It's not #pissyFriday yet
Give me one good reason we shouldn't attempt to #buyRussia? Those natural resources are mighty enticing
Greenland is just floating out there doing nothing besides being cold. They thought they had a new record high in the middle of Greenland a few weeks ago, everyone freaked out, then the Greenland weather service realized that snow had clogged up some sensors and it was still -2C (but everyone still freaked out anyway).
I mean, on second thought, buying a place where the middle of the country has a high temp of 28F in the middle of August