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Re: alien ancestors
« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2010, 06:51:09 PM »
you tards need to figure out what you're arguing about.

nobody said that there can't be other beings out there.  but they didn't come to earth a "fiddle with our dna"

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Re: alien ancestors
« Reply #26 on: May 06, 2010, 06:52:55 PM »
this part of goEMAW.com went from radical republicans bitching about colored people to radical retards trying to convince us that 9/11 was an inside job and that we're really aliens.

freaking weird, imo.

Radicals? You're an idiot

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Re: alien ancestors
« Reply #27 on: May 06, 2010, 06:53:59 PM »
this part of goEMAW.com went from radical republicans bitching about colored people to radical retards trying to convince us that 9/11 was an inside job and that we're really aliens.

freaking weird, imo.

Radicals? You're an idiot

"phone home" dude   :lol:

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Re: alien ancestors
« Reply #28 on: May 06, 2010, 06:56:36 PM »
Anyone watch ancient aliens on History the other day? They were talking about mysterious cattle slaughterings that have been going on since the '50s or so. They say that a cow will be taken apart with surgical precision, brain and heart removed and even the bone marrow drained out.

Pretty weird

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Re: alien ancestors
« Reply #29 on: May 06, 2010, 06:57:36 PM »
Anyone watch ancient aliens on History the other day? They were talking about mysterious cattle slaughterings that have been going on since the '50s or so. They say that a cow will be taken apart with surgical precision, brain and heart removed and even the bone marrow drained out.

Pretty weird
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Re: alien ancestors
« Reply #30 on: May 06, 2010, 06:59:49 PM »
Evidence against having alien ancestors: Evolution

Evidence for having alien ancestors: Joe Lieberman


GTFO, Darwin :lol:

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Re: alien ancestors
« Reply #31 on: May 06, 2010, 07:12:32 PM »
this part of goEMAW.com went from radical republicans bitching about colored people to radical retards trying to convince us that 9/11 was an inside job and that we're really aliens.

freaking weird, imo.

Sorry you're not bright enough to join in,  :frown: but good for you that cameras are easy to use, Corky.  :pbj:

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Re: alien ancestors
« Reply #32 on: May 06, 2010, 07:16:13 PM »
what's more realistic- some kind of intelligent life in a different part of the universe figured out how to time travel or travel insanely fast and has something to do w/ us being here/evolving to who we are... or the lone gunman "god" who made heaven and earth and there's a devil and hell and you better go to church every sunday and sing songs with nice clothes on or you're in big time troubs d00ds? hell, but w/ a capital H. yeah i went there. yep. oh my. now what? crap just got real.  :surprised:

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Re: alien ancestors
« Reply #33 on: May 06, 2010, 07:19:45 PM »
Uh oh, RD drops the religion bomb

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Re: alien ancestors
« Reply #34 on: May 06, 2010, 07:23:02 PM »
Uh oh, RD drops the religion bomb

This thread gets one Frank:  :frank:

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Re: alien ancestors
« Reply #35 on: May 06, 2010, 07:52:16 PM »
go rick d!
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Re: alien ancestors
« Reply #36 on: May 06, 2010, 08:59:54 PM »

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« Reply #37 on: May 07, 2010, 08:11:53 AM »
Evolution doesn't make sense.

There is no proof of one species changing to another.  Because if evolution were true, all species would have spent more time in transition than in completion since the process of evolution takes awhile.  Therefore, the fossil record would have millions upon millions of transitional forms--creatures in the intermediate stages of evolution.  But these fossils have never been found.
 
 There has to be fossils of those transitional creatures to prove evolution.

Everything in the fossil record appears fully formed and true to its own kind.  There are no creatures with partially formed skeletons, or partial fins or beaks.  Among the billions of fossils found there isn't one example of the transitional forms Darwin himself said must exist if his theory were true.



Also most Evolutionists think it took an Alien to get evolution started  :rolleyes:

It's about as a blind a faith as any other religion

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Re: alien ancestors
« Reply #38 on: May 07, 2010, 08:13:09 AM »
this part of goEMAW.com went from radical republicans bitching about colored people to radical retards trying to convince us that 9/11 was an inside job and that we're really aliens.

freaking weird, imo.

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Re: alien ancestors
« Reply #39 on: May 07, 2010, 08:19:40 AM »
eff you Kansas legislature.  This is your fault, take a long look at it and think about what you've done.

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Re: alien ancestors
« Reply #40 on: May 07, 2010, 09:13:35 AM »
shazbot! you Kansas legislature.  This is your fault, take a long look at it and think about what you've done.

KS 9th Grade Biology Teacher:  "So as you can see children, we all came from a single cell that separated, reproduced, and mutated over time"

9th Grade Student:  "Were did the first cell come from?"

Teacher:  :blankstare:

Smug Atheist Scientist:  "It's not beyond reason to believe that an extraterrestrial life form placed that first cell here" :shiteatinggrin:

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Re: alien ancestors
« Reply #41 on: May 07, 2010, 09:21:03 AM »
Sugar Dick is going down with this sinking ship called "jesus"   :lol:

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« Reply #42 on: May 07, 2010, 09:29:41 AM »
Sugar Dick is going down with this sinking ship called "jesus"   :lol:

You're in way over your head, buddy
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Re: alien ancestors
« Reply #43 on: May 07, 2010, 09:33:41 AM »
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Re: alien ancestors
« Reply #44 on: May 07, 2010, 09:37:30 AM »
:curse:

 :lol: was waiting for you to find this.

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Re: alien ancestors
« Reply #45 on: May 07, 2010, 11:35:42 AM »
:curse:

Yeah, I'm with you on this thread.