shazbot! you Kansas legislature. This is your fault, take a long look at it and think about what you've done.
KS 9th Grade Biology Teacher: "So as you can see children, we all came from a single cell that separated, reproduced, and mutated over time"
9th Grade Student: "Were did the first cell come from?"
Teacher: :blankstare:
Smug Atheist Scientist: "It's not beyond reason to believe that an extraterrestrial life form placed that first cell here" :shiteatinggrin: