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Does this mean I should take a picture of my feet?

it means its your turn to clean the toilet again

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Clearly they don't set out thinking they're gonna win 'em all.
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Puniraptor, I am very smart

what other kinds of moms are there?

crunchy isn't a mom only term puniraptor
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Does this mean I should take a picture of my feet?

it means its your turn to clean the toilet again

A father's work is never done.

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Probably cyclists. Crunchy cyclists. Crunchy hipsters. Crunchy lawyers.

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Puni, have you really never heard of the term crunchy?

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Puni, have you really never heard of the term crunchy?
It's my chosen peanut butter

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This Mr. B? :confused:

"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #61 on: August 01, 2015, 10:35:04 AM »
This is a good read:
http://jezebel.com/very-photogenic-duo-seeks-photog-to-document-intimat-898743420


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We are an early 30's, very photogenic couple. We want a photographer with a tasteful, but artistic eye for composition to be present and shooting throughout the birth of our son. The attached photos are examples of the kind of work we're looking for, although we hope for some even more imaginative frames...

We are planning an all-natural water birth. It will be at a hospital, but at a birthing center where only the two of us and the midwife will be present in the room. You will have creative license to shoot everything from the moment you arrive until the moment you leave after the baby is born. This isn't for the squeamish, but there is a lot of poetry and authenticity in a birth, so we're hoping that you will be creatively inspired and some amazing photography will come of this...

He is a tall, handsome muscular artist who is covered in original (not cliche) tattoos.
She is a beautiful and petite Japanese woman with the guts (no pun intended) to go through birth without any medications, interventions or Western medical ideas about how a baby should be born. It will be very intimate.

Pay is negotiable. We're hoping you're so intrigued and creatively inspired that you'll do it for free. If not, and your portfolio shows that you're worth it, we would be willing to pay $150. Please email contact info and a link where we can see some of your work to the reply link on this posting. Our son will be born sometime in the next two weeks. You will have to be on-call the same way the midwife is during this time frame.

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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #62 on: August 01, 2015, 11:09:09 AM »
On the topic of Boston Crabs, did you guys like the Walls of Jericho or the Liontamer more?  I much preferred the Liontamer.


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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #63 on: August 01, 2015, 11:16:32 AM »
Lion tamer
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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #64 on: August 01, 2015, 11:27:06 AM »
Yes, I would absolutely love to have you look over my professional portfolio and judge whether or not you think I'm talented enough to work in your disgusting environment for no pay.
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #65 on: August 01, 2015, 04:43:06 PM »
Love how every momblogger has to include something in her bio about about how hard she moms. Usually follows this template:

"When she's not [insert wording here about chasing around a toddler], Lauren likes to [insert activity she used to love but just barely has the time for these days, what with the kids and all].


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ABOUT THE WRITER

KATE PARLIN
Kate Parlin is a writer and mom of three girls, two of whom are twins.  When she's not cleaning up pee, she chronicles her parenting adventures at her blog, Shakespeare's Mom.




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ABOUT THE WRITER

AUDREY ROWE
Audrey Rowe is a freelance writer/editor who enjoys reading and baking in her free time. For the remaining 23.5 hours of the day, she is generally chasing after her hyperactive son or her equally energetic cat.


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Who the eff chases their cat around all day.I mean my chihuahua only chases our cat for a few minutes every other day or so and he hates the rough ridin' cat

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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #66 on: August 01, 2015, 05:13:44 PM »
What do you guys think Fleur's husband is like?

Short

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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #67 on: August 01, 2015, 06:07:16 PM »
Great thread, #renocatfree
it’s not like I’m tired of WINNING, but dude, let me catch my breath.

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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #68 on: August 05, 2015, 06:21:11 AM »

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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #69 on: August 05, 2015, 06:44:35 AM »
Hey michigancat, read any good (bad) mommyblogs lately?
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #70 on: August 05, 2015, 10:44:00 AM »
What do you guys think Fleur's husband is like?

Short

Probably does lots of crossfit too

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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #71 on: August 05, 2015, 10:55:55 AM »
Hey michigancat, read any good (bad) mommyblogs lately?

no

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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #72 on: August 07, 2015, 10:49:38 PM »
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I'm sorry I fed you all that bland baby food – even if it was homemade. Your little brother ate what we ate from the get-go and, as a result, he seems to have a much more adventurous palate. For months, you ate nothing but unseasoned sweet potatoes and carrots and peas and any other vegetable I could fit in my Beaba Cooker. I'm really sorry for that. I'm hoping one day you'll overcome your fear of spice and learn to embrace your culinary wild side.

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You see I want to get it RIGHT precisely because I've messed up so much in the past with you. I feel like I owe it to you. You gave me the greatest gift possible. You made me a mom. In the most intense way possible, YOU are my baby.

That's a lot for one kid, and I know that. I'm sorry.


http://www.scarymommy.com/articles/an-apology-to-my-firstborn-child?section=scary-mommy-blog&u=2SNZO63xak
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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #73 on: August 08, 2015, 09:16:05 AM »
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I'm sorry I fed you all that bland baby food – even if it was homemade. Your little brother ate what we ate from the get-go and, as a result, he seems to have a much more adventurous palate. For months, you ate nothing but unseasoned sweet potatoes and carrots and peas and any other vegetable I could fit in my Beaba Cooker. I'm really sorry for that. I'm hoping one day you'll overcome your fear of spice and learn to embrace your culinary wild side.

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You see I want to get it RIGHT precisely because I've messed up so much in the past with you. I feel like I owe it to you. You gave me the greatest gift possible. You made me a mom. In the most intense way possible, YOU are my baby.

That's a lot for one kid, and I know that. I'm sorry.


http://www.scarymommy.com/articles/an-apology-to-my-firstborn-child?section=scary-mommy-blog&u=2SNZO63xak
I'm glad she ruined her first kid and hope she ruins the others.


Oh and by the way, BEING BORN IS NOT GIVING A GIFT. THE SERIOUS BORING KID DID NOTHING.

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Re: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab
« Reply #74 on: August 08, 2015, 09:24:13 AM »
Wow this lady from "chicks on the right" destroys everyone opposed to breastfeeding in public!

http://chicksontheright.com/blog/item/29628-four-reasons-why-you-shouldn-t-breastfeed-in-public-best-public-service-ad-ever