Author Topic: Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab (Read 40269 times)

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #75 on:** August 18, 2015, 09:07:30 AM »

this goddamn scarrymommy site needs to be eliminated from the internet.

http://www.scarymommy.com/articles/dear-teenager-sorry-about-toddler-and-baby?section=surviving-the-teen-years&u=2SNZO63xak

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #76 on:** August 18, 2015, 09:16:12 AM »

Quote from: WillieWatanabe on August 18, 2015, 09:07:30 AM

this goddamn scarrymommy site needs to be eliminated from the internet.

http://www.scarymommy.com/articles/dear-teenager-sorry-about-toddler-and-baby?section=surviving-the-teen-years&u=2SNZO63xak

I mean, why doesn't she just say that crap to her kid instead of posting it on the internet?

Tobias · « **Reply #77 on:** August 18, 2015, 09:17:39 AM »

i checked out at "threenagers". i'm not cut out for this line of work

mocat · « **Reply #78 on:** August 18, 2015, 09:25:50 AM »

is scarymommy.com just a place for moms to come anonymously vent about being a mom?

michigancat · « **Reply #79 on:** August 18, 2015, 09:26:57 AM »

eff YOUR APOLOGY MOM

michigancat · « **Reply #80 on:** August 18, 2015, 09:27:49 AM »

THREENAGER? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU MOOOOOOOOOOMMM

michigancat · « **Reply #81 on:** August 18, 2015, 09:29:01 AM »

Hey mom, ever heard of a rough ridin' calendar? You put times of things on it so you don't rough ridin' forget them.

michigancat · « **Reply #82 on:** August 18, 2015, 09:30:13 AM »

Dear mom,

I DON'T WANT TO SURF WITH YOU. PLEASE LEAVE ME THE eff ALONE YOU DUMBSHIT.

michigancat · « **Reply #83 on:** August 18, 2015, 09:31:04 AM »

Seriously, do you think you're cool because you "surf"? Pro-tip: you're not you frumpy old sad sack of a woman.

Tobias · « **Reply #84 on:** August 18, 2015, 09:31:17 AM »

i hope season 3 of true detective features mommybloggers. i will break this site clicking "reload"

michigancat · « **Reply #85 on:** August 18, 2015, 09:31:55 AM »

Oh crap, now you're NOT SORRY??? GET THE eff OUT OF MY ROOM, MOM

michigancat · « **Reply #86 on:** August 18, 2015, 09:33:26 AM »

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ALL I WANT TO DO IS rough ridin' SLEEP PAST 9AM YOU WRETCHED WENCH (sp?)

michigancat · « **Reply #87 on:** August 18, 2015, 09:34:21 AM »

YOU THINK I LOOK "COOL" AT A "PLAY CENTER"? WHAT IN THE HOLY eff IS WRONG WITH YOU

michigancat · « **Reply #88 on:** August 18, 2015, 09:35:20 AM »

YOU THINK THIS IS rough ridin' DADDY TRAINING? I MEAN IT THIS TIME, GET THE eff OUT OF HERE

michigancat · « **Reply #89 on:** August 18, 2015, 09:36:26 AM »

AND YOU EVEN USED "THREENAGER" IN YOUR BIO?

I HATE MY FAMILY I HATE MY LIFE

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #90 on:** August 18, 2015, 09:48:32 AM »

Quote from: michigancat on August 18, 2015, 09:36:26 AM

AND YOU EVEN USED "THREENAGER" IN YOUR BIO?

I HATE MY FAMILY I HATE MY LIFE

her and another mom have their own blog. This is like a blackhole.

https://bklyntooz.wordpress.com/2015/08/11/taking-stock-at-sunrise/#more-207

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #91 on:** August 18, 2015, 10:00:17 AM »

just read all this for the first time. about ten posts that i wanted to thumbs up and laugh at. my new favorite thread? maybe.

slobber · « **Reply #92 on:** August 18, 2015, 10:56:14 AM »

Quote from: Rick RowdyBoyy Daris on August 18, 2015, 10:00:17 AM

just read all this for the first time. about ten posts that i wanted to thumbs up and laugh at. my new favorite thread? maybe.

I am grateful for this thread in that it has provided me some new favorite blogs to follow and I can use this blog stuff with my kids. Very helpful.

michigancat · « **Reply #93 on:** August 18, 2015, 12:40:42 PM »

"hey mom, wanna hear a funny joke?"

"sure!"

"THREENAGER!"

"j/k gtfo mom"

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #94 on:** August 18, 2015, 12:52:21 PM »

there are a couple of townie blogs that i'll pull up from time to time and get a chuckle out of. one of them is done by a mom whose husband is a doctor. she once got a wedding invitation sent to mr and mrs _______ and blogged about it. her response was that since the marrying couple sent it to mr and mrs _______ and not dr and mrs _______ , it was obvious that they expected the type of wedding gift that would be given by a mr and not a dr.

so basically implying that they would spend less money on the gift because of this incredible insult. still probably my favorite mom blog post ever.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #95 on:** August 18, 2015, 12:56:10 PM »

Quote from: Rick RowdyBoyy Daris on August 18, 2015, 12:52:21 PM

there are a couple of townie blogs that i'll pull up from time to time and get a chuckle out of. one of them is done by a mom whose husband is a doctor. she once got a wedding invitation sent to mr and mrs _______ and blogged about it. her response was that since the marrying couple sent it to mr and mrs _______ and not dr and mrs _______ , it was obvious that they expected the type of wedding gift that would be given by a mr and not a dr.

hint:she was implying that they would spend less money on the gift because of this incredible insult. still probably my favorite mom blog post ever.

They probably didn't want that bitch at their wedding anyway.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #96 on:** August 18, 2015, 12:57:24 PM »

I totally thought she was going to be mad about something different!

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #97 on:** August 18, 2015, 12:58:03 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on August 18, 2015, 12:56:10 PM

Quote from: Rick RowdyBoyy Daris on August 18, 2015, 12:52:21 PM
there are a couple of townie blogs that i'll pull up from time to time and get a chuckle out of. one of them is done by a mom whose husband is a doctor. she once got a wedding invitation sent to mr and mrs _______ and blogged about it. her response was that since the marrying couple sent it to mr and mrs _______ and not dr and mrs _______ , it was obvious that they expected the type of wedding gift that would be given by a mr and not a dr.

hint:she was implying that they would spend less money on the gift because of this incredible insult. still probably my favorite mom blog post ever.

They probably didn't want that bitch at their wedding anyway.

my hope at the time was that they completely knew what they were doing and were like "omg this is going to drive her absolutely insane. maybe she'll even blog about it.

."

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #98 on:** August 18, 2015, 10:18:48 PM »

Post the blog, daris!

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #99 on:** August 18, 2015, 10:27:23 PM »

Quote from: WillieWatanabe on August 18, 2015, 09:07:30 AM

this goddamn scarrymommy site needs to be eliminated from the internet.

http://www.scarymommy.com/articles/dear-teenager-sorry-about-toddler-and-baby?section=surviving-the-teen-years&u=2SNZO63xak

she seems like a good mom, and this seems like a good fam