Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab

[Tobias]

i tried again and was able to make it through.  hedging a self-indulgent apology? 

[SkinnyBenny]

Holy Christ. That was brutal.

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[Brock Landers]

there are a couple of townie blogs that i'll pull up from time to time and get a chuckle out of. one of them is done by a mom whose husband is a doctor. she once got a wedding invitation sent to mr and mrs _______ and blogged about it. her response was that since the marrying couple sent it to mr and mrs _______ and not dr and mrs _______ , it was obvious that they expected the type of wedding gift that would be given by a mr and not a dr.

so basically implying that they would spend less money on the gift because of this incredible insult. still probably my favorite mom blog post ever.

Is this guy a real doctor that can actually perform surgery or is he one of those fancy book readin' doctors?

[Dr Rick Daris]

there are a couple of townie blogs that i'll pull up from time to time and get a chuckle out of. one of them is done by a mom whose husband is a doctor. she once got a wedding invitation sent to mr and mrs _______ and blogged about it. her response was that since the marrying couple sent it to mr and mrs _______ and not dr and mrs _______ , it was obvious that they expected the type of wedding gift that would be given by a mr and not a dr.

so basically implying that they would spend less money on the gift because of this incredible insult. still probably my favorite mom blog post ever.

Is this guy a real doctor that can actually perform surgery or is he one of those fancy book readin' doctors?

MD but not surgical

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firetrucking

[Dugout DickStone]

there are a couple of townie blogs that i'll pull up from time to time and get a chuckle out of. one of them is done by a mom whose husband is a doctor. she once got a wedding invitation sent to mr and mrs _______ and blogged about it. her response was that since the marrying couple sent it to mr and mrs _______ and not dr and mrs _______ , it was obvious that they expected the type of wedding gift that would be given by a mr and not a dr.

so basically implying that they would spend less money on the gift because of this incredible insult. still probably my favorite mom blog post ever.

Is this guy a real doctor that can actually perform surgery or is he one of those fancy book readin' doctors?

MD but not surgical

lol, "hey doc, here is a cup of my pee, tell me how I am doing"

[SkinnyBenny]

More insufferable: mommyblogs or gender reveal parties?

[puniraptor]

More insufferable: mommyblogs or gender reveal parties?

Conception Parties beak them both

[mocat]

More insufferable: mommyblogs or gender reveal parties?

Hmmmm tough one here. A complainy blog, or a party with all your friends.

[SkinnyBenny]

More insufferable: mommyblogs or gender reveal parties?

Hmmmm tough one here. A complainy blog, or a party with all your friends.

Dude come on they're pretty bad

[AbeFroman]

Gender reveal parties are silly (how many parties do you need?), but c'mon they are usually limited to a few facebook photos of people eating Pintrest hor dourves. Mommyblogs are entire blogs dedicated to insufferable personalities.

[michigancat]

mommy blogs about gender reveal parties are the worst.

We had a gender reveal party at work, for a dude. He had to act excited I guess. I skipped it.

Are there any mommy blogs about why people think it's rough ridin' cute to keep the name a secret? Because the secret's out: no one gives a crap.

[Brock Landers]

They're paranoid one of the other mommies in their social circle with an earlier due date will "steal" the name.     

[michigancat]

They're paranoid one of the other mommies in their social circle with an earlier due date will "steal" the name.     

ha ha, I'm pretty sure this happened to a friend. The name was "Jack"

[SkinnyBenny]

They're also keeping it secret because they're worried people will try to discourage them from ultimately giving the kid whatever terrible name they've picked out. Which is a good thought, because people should be doing that. (Sorry you love Caiydynn so much, lady. Terrible choice.)

[WillieWatanabe]

http://www.scarymommy.com/articles/an-apology-to-my-firstborn-child?section=scary-mommy-blog&u=2SNZO63xak

this goddamn scarrymommy site needs to be eliminated from the internet.

http://www.scarymommy.com/articles/dear-teenager-sorry-about-toddler-and-baby?section=surviving-the-teen-years&u=2SNZO63xak

http://www.beautythroughimperfection.com/dear-toddler-im-sorry-about-the-new-baby/

you get an apology. you get an apology. EVERYONE GETS AN APOLOGY!

[michigancat]

http://www.scarymommy.com/articles/an-apology-to-my-firstborn-child?section=scary-mommy-blog&u=2SNZO63xak

this goddamn scarrymommy site needs to be eliminated from the internet.

http://www.scarymommy.com/articles/dear-teenager-sorry-about-toddler-and-baby?section=surviving-the-teen-years&u=2SNZO63xak

http://www.beautythroughimperfection.com/dear-toddler-im-sorry-about-the-new-baby/

you get an apology. you get an apology. EVERYONE GETS AN APOLOGY!

Oh those rough ridin' "not sorry" sections. I'M SORRY I DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO YOU ANY MORE BUT I'M NOT SORRY THAT THERE ARE POOPY DIAPERS ALL OVER THE HOUSE

[michigancat]

I’m not sorry that you’ve had to learn that you’re not the center of the universe.

eff!


YOU!


MOM!

[puniraptor]

[Tobias]

[mocat]

mommyblog is michigan's "troost area"

[SkinnyBenny]

I’m not sorry that you’ve had to learn that you’re not the center of the universe.

eff!


YOU!


MOM!

It's unbelievable. I honestly can't even muster the words to explicate why this is so positively unreadable. It just blinds me with rage and I can't rough ridin' think straight.

[SkinnyBenny]

Dear Toddler,

You can stop there. He can't read.

[Mrs. Gooch]

This isn't directly related to a mommy blog, but...

I hate it when Moms say something like "I am so glad she (the kid) chose us to be her parents."

I mean come on.

[Tobias]

seems blasphemous