Author Topic: The Lake (of the Ozarks) (Read 30020 times)

RockState2000 · « **Reply #150 on:** July 01, 2015, 02:19:32 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on July 01, 2015, 01:31:46 PM

Busch Light: Looking To Get a Handy

Can confirm accuracy.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #151 on:** July 01, 2015, 03:23:37 PM »

Lake of the Ozarks: The Bud Light of lakes

Gooch · « **Reply #152 on:** July 01, 2015, 03:28:15 PM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on July 01, 2015, 03:23:37 PM

Lake of the Ozarks: The Bud Light of lakes

Too high brow. More like Old Milwaukee Best of lakes.

michigancat · « **Reply #153 on:** July 01, 2015, 03:34:29 PM »

I wish chings gave slogans for all the beers

lopakman · « **Reply #154 on:** July 01, 2015, 04:18:22 PM »

Quote from: Gooch on July 01, 2015, 03:28:15 PM

Quote from: AbeFroman on July 01, 2015, 03:23:37 PM
Lake of the Ozarks: The Bud Light of lakes
Too high brow. More like Old Milwaukee Best of lakes.

Which one is it? The Old Milwaukee of lakes, or the Milwaukee's Best of lakes? It can't be both

Phil Titola · « **Reply #155 on:** July 01, 2015, 05:29:53 PM »

Quote from: Gooch on July 01, 2015, 03:28:15 PM

Quote from: AbeFroman on July 01, 2015, 03:23:37 PM
Lake of the Ozarks: The Bud Light of lakes
Too high brow. More like Old Milwaukee Best of lakes.

Where is the champagne of lakes? They all seem kind of gross.

lopakman · « **Reply #156 on:** July 02, 2015, 10:30:40 AM »

Quote from: Phil Titola on July 01, 2015, 05:29:53 PM

Quote from: Gooch on July 01, 2015, 03:28:15 PM
Quote from: AbeFroman on July 01, 2015, 03:23:37 PM
Lake of the Ozarks: The Bud Light of lakes
Too high brow. More like Old Milwaukee Best of lakes.

Where is the champagne of lakes? They all seem kind of gross.

Flathead Lake in Montana. I'm going some day.

Gooch · « **Reply #157 on:** July 02, 2015, 10:32:12 AM »

Why are there stingrays in Montana?

Phil Titola · « **Reply #158 on:** July 02, 2015, 10:46:58 AM »

They need to pick up all those old logs down there. Gross.

Looks like a great place to get a HJ

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #159 on:** July 02, 2015, 10:51:02 AM »

Quote from: Phil Titola on July 02, 2015, 10:46:58 AM

They need to pick up all those old logs down there. Gross.

Looks like a great place to get a HJ

The water is too clear for that.

Phil Titola · « **Reply #160 on:** July 02, 2015, 10:57:06 AM »

But nobody is there!

mocat · « **Reply #161 on:** July 02, 2015, 11:13:14 AM »

i've been to Flathead Lake

it's gorgeous obvi

RockState2000 · « **Reply #162 on:** July 02, 2015, 11:14:45 AM »

He'll get those logs right up for ya.

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Phil Titola · « **Reply #163 on:** July 02, 2015, 11:34:19 AM »

Depends on what you want out of your lakes. Beauty or fun. Can't have both IMO

Gooch · « **Reply #164 on:** July 02, 2015, 11:38:32 AM »

Quote from: Phil Titola on July 02, 2015, 11:34:19 AM

Depends on what you want out of your lakes. Beauty or fun. Can't have both IMO

Tahoe says get the eff outta here.

Phil Titola · « **Reply #165 on:** July 02, 2015, 11:44:51 AM »

Quote from: Gooch on July 02, 2015, 11:38:32 AM

Quote from: Phil Titola on July 02, 2015, 11:34:19 AM
Depends on what you want out of your lakes. Beauty or fun. Can't have both IMO
Tahoe says get the eff outta here.

I've not been.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #166 on:** July 02, 2015, 12:02:44 PM »

Quote from: Gooch on July 02, 2015, 10:32:12 AM

Why are there stingrays in Montana?

This!

CHONGS · « **Reply #167 on:** July 02, 2015, 12:03:42 PM »

"Stingrays in Montana" would be a great title for an alt-country song.

Spracne · « **Reply #168 on:** July 02, 2015, 03:10:42 PM »

When we locked eyes, I thought 'no way',
And when she smiled, I thought how lucky
That handsome cowboy/lawyer/doctor
Standing behind me must be.

Welllll there must be stingrays in Montana,
And moose in Alabama,
If the prettiest girl in town
Would want some country hick like me.

Gooch · « **Reply #169 on:** July 02, 2015, 03:11:42 PM »

Apparently this shithole of a lake is closed to boat traffic due to flooding. I'm sure everyone will just cruise around on shore pulling their boats around with their jacked up pickup trucks.

Phil Titola · « **Reply #170 on:** July 02, 2015, 03:27:44 PM »

Quote from: Gooch on July 02, 2015, 03:11:42 PM

Apparently this shithole of a lake is closed to boat traffic due to flooding. I'm sure everyone will just cruise around on shore pulling their boats around with their jacked up pickup trucks.

Guess this is just a rumor... But may be limiting boats to no wake speed (boater term)

SEK_EMAW · « **Reply #171 on:** July 02, 2015, 03:33:57 PM »

http://fox4kc.com/2015/07/02/entire-lake-of-the-ozarks-to-be-a-no-wake-zone-beginning-holiday-weekend/

lopakman · « **Reply #172 on:** July 02, 2015, 03:41:08 PM »

Damn, guess we'll just sit around and play cards cause it's not like there's anything else to do at the lake besides cruise around creating wakes.

mocat · « **Reply #173 on:** July 02, 2015, 03:47:23 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on July 02, 2015, 03:10:42 PM

When we locked eyes, I thought 'no way',
And when she smiled, I thought how lucky
That handsome cowboy/lawyer/doctor
Standing behind me must be.

Welllll there must be stingrays in Montana,
And moose in Alabama,
If the prettiest girl in town
Would want some country hick like me.

Amazing

Spracne · « **Reply #174 on:** July 02, 2015, 03:50:15 PM »

Thinking about moving the band to Branson.