Author Topic: The Lake (of the Ozarks) (Read 30108 times)

CNS · « **Reply #125 on:** June 30, 2015, 09:06:07 PM »

Quote from: Phil Titola on June 30, 2015, 08:51:59 PM

It's like the pacific and Garbage Island, except it's The Ozarks and it's White Trash Island.

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XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #126 on:** June 30, 2015, 10:41:57 PM »

Quote from: CNS on June 30, 2015, 09:06:07 PM

Quote from: Phil Titola on June 30, 2015, 08:51:59 PM

It's like the pacific and Garbage Island, except it's The Ozarks and it's White Trash Island.

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You can see the human excrement line floating in the water at the bottom of the picture.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #127 on:** July 01, 2015, 09:30:52 AM »

More like "E. coli of the Ozarks" amirite?

lopakman · « **Reply #128 on:** July 01, 2015, 09:48:31 AM »

Heading to the 'Zarks tomorrow. Can't wait to spend three days golfing, fishing, water skiing and drinking a crap load of light beers all day.

Doesn't look like playing cards is in the picture though, because nobody does that at the lake.

RockState2000 · « **Reply #129 on:** July 01, 2015, 09:57:48 AM »

Quote from: lopakman on July 01, 2015, 09:48:31 AM

Heading to the 'Zarks tomorrow. Can't wait to spend three days golfing, fishing, water skiing and drinking a crap load of light beers all day.

Doesn't look like playing cards is in the picture though, because nobody does that at the lake.

This guy gets it. Slide in a little fun at Shady Gators before calling it a night, and you're on my level.

Gooch · « **Reply #130 on:** July 01, 2015, 10:27:56 AM »

Quote from: Phil Titola on June 30, 2015, 08:51:59 PM

This looks rough ridin' awful. Just chocked full of Affliction shirt MMA watching douche bags.

Phil Titola · « **Reply #131 on:** July 01, 2015, 12:21:22 PM »

Quote from: RockState2000 on July 01, 2015, 09:57:48 AM

Quote from: lopakman on July 01, 2015, 09:48:31 AM
Heading to the 'Zarks tomorrow. Can't wait to spend three days golfing, fishing, water skiing and drinking a crap load of light beers all day.

Doesn't look like playing cards is in the picture though, because nobody does that at the lake.

This guy gets it. Slide in a little fun at Shady Gators before calling it a night, and you're on my level.

I saw some 7 level bingers at some outdoor party area on the point out by there. Not one person had two or zero shoes. All of them at 1.

Im fond of the sunrise cantina!

SEK_EMAW · « **Reply #132 on:** July 01, 2015, 12:23:36 PM »

http://dailynewsdig.com/worlds-most-dangerous-lakes/

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Lake of the Ozarks is ranked the most dangerous lake in the United States and the third deadliest body of water only being overtaken by the Atlantic ocean and the Colorado river. There are several factors making this lake so dangerous ranging from elevated ecoli levels due to raw sewage being dumped in the lake, lack of policing, careless dock wiring and careless racing boats and cruises who like to use top speeds combined with too much alcohol creating mindless accidents and deaths. around 50 deaths occur each year and around 70% of those involve alcohol.

If the Atlantic Ocean didn't have sharks, LOZ would probably be #2.

CNS · « **Reply #133 on:** July 01, 2015, 01:11:10 PM »

Quote from: Gooch on July 01, 2015, 10:27:56 AM

Quote from: Phil Titola on June 30, 2015, 08:51:59 PM

This looks rough ridin' awful. Just chocked full of Affliction shirt MMA watching douche bags.

I know ppl that are well into middle aged that go to party cove and basically use it as a swinger colony. They take pics and show them off at BBQ's to friends and fam. It's pretty awkward and weird and they just act like it is the best party ever. the current bud light slogan is about 10yrs late and pretty much copied direct from party cove: down for whatever.

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slobber · « **Reply #134 on:** July 01, 2015, 01:13:56 PM »

Quote from: CNS on July 01, 2015, 01:11:10 PM

Quote from: Gooch on July 01, 2015, 10:27:56 AM
Quote from: Phil Titola on June 30, 2015, 08:51:59 PM

This looks rough ridin' awful. Just chocked full of Affliction shirt MMA watching douche bags.
the current bud light slogan is about 10yrs late and pretty much copied direct from party cove: down for whatever.

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It is a great slogan. DTF is way too specific.

Gonna win 'em all!

lopakman · « **Reply #135 on:** July 01, 2015, 01:17:40 PM »

I haven't been to the party cove in over 10 years and will hopefully never go again. It's pretty gross, I'll give you that. It's fun when your 17-25 yrs old though. At least I thought it was.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #136 on:** July 01, 2015, 01:18:11 PM »

I think it's "up for whatever". Might be wrong, though.

CHONGS · « **Reply #137 on:** July 01, 2015, 01:23:22 PM »

Budweiser Light: Down to Clown

lopakman · « **Reply #138 on:** July 01, 2015, 01:25:09 PM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on July 01, 2015, 01:18:11 PM

I think it's "up for whatever". Might be wrong, though.

it's "Up For Whatever." "Down For Whatever" is an Ice Cube song.

You got me thinking though dobber. You can be 'down for whatever' or 'up for whatever'. You can also be 'down to eff' but you can't be 'up to eff' why not?

CHONGS · « **Reply #139 on:** July 01, 2015, 01:27:33 PM »

Coors Light: Now That's a Cold Can of Beer

CHONGS · « **Reply #140 on:** July 01, 2015, 01:30:45 PM »

Miller Lite: Triple Hopped, Single City

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #141 on:** July 01, 2015, 01:31:12 PM »

I've never been to Lake of the Ozarks, but I think I'd probably bring Busch Light if I were looking to get a handy.

CHONGS · « **Reply #142 on:** July 01, 2015, 01:31:30 PM »

Natural Light: Beer Made by Nature for You

CHONGS · « **Reply #143 on:** July 01, 2015, 01:31:46 PM »

Busch Light: Looking To Get a Handy

CHONGS · « **Reply #144 on:** July 01, 2015, 01:34:57 PM »

Sam Adams Light: The British Will Be Coming

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #145 on:** July 01, 2015, 01:35:54 PM »

Milwaukee's Best: When You Need to get Drunk

CHONGS · « **Reply #146 on:** July 01, 2015, 01:36:58 PM »

Yuengling Light: Now With Easy Open Cap

CHONGS · « **Reply #147 on:** July 01, 2015, 01:39:39 PM »

Corona Light: Let's Sail This Baby Out Into International Waters

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #148 on:** July 01, 2015, 01:41:16 PM »

Well I think the Bud Light rapey slogan might fit in with party cove...

CHONGS · « **Reply #149 on:** July 01, 2015, 01:46:48 PM »

Pabst Blue Ribbon Light: The Coach Said I Would Start This Year