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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Phil Titola on June 25, 2015, 10:01:03 PM
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What kind of weird midcoast place is this? Lots of $$ invested but everyone living the "lake life" looks like they don't have a pot to piss in. Help me figure it out here....
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shitty lake for losers
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Largest dumbass and hillbilly magnet in the world.
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Loser dumbass hillbillies like Brad Pitt?
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A confidence booster. Feeling down? Go check out the locals in (insert Ozark town)!
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Shell Knob was for a time a traditional vacay spot for Spracfam :frown:
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Not my nuclear, mind you, just other branches and on occasion my nuke
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The best lake around
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Pool hj's for days
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Nelly and stuff.
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You can just say the lake and everyone knows wtf you are talking about. That's how good it is
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Did you guys see the Ozarks river monsters ep? J Wade was shitting his pants!
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I've only been once but had a good time.
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I don't know what else you could want in a lake really
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Piranhas and syphilis
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Piranhas and syphilis
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:sdeek:
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Boat/ lake people. I mean, what the eff is up with these losers? (No offense lake and boat people)
((Not that any of them would be offended, but just in case))
Gonna win 'em all!
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every year right before labor day there is this big boat race thing. Last year some Arab prince had his boat dropped in by helicopters and he won. :love:
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every year right before labor day there is this big boat race thing. Last year some Arab prince had his boat dropped in by helicopters and he won. :love:
Prince Loser
Gonna win 'em all!
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his boat went like 250 MPH or something.
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:surprised: :lol:
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The lake is half skoal.
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his boat went like 250 MPH or something.
Prince Fast Loser
Gonna win 'em all!
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The lake is half skoal.
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and half butts (Marlboro)
Gonna win 'em all!
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The lake is half skoal.
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and half butts (Marlboro)
Gonna win 'em all!
:lol: :lol:
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I don't understand why anyone would be a lake person as opposed to a ski cabin person, but whatever.
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I don't understand why anyone would be a lake person as opposed to a ski cabin person, but whatever.
I agree wholeheartedly.
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I don't understand why anyone would be a lake person as opposed to a ski cabin person, but whatever.
Cause then you have to vacation in the cold?
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It's one of the greatest places on this earth, and I've seen a lot of them.
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Boat/ lake people. I mean, what the eff is up with these losers? (No offense lake and boat people)
((Not that any of them would be offended, but just in case))
Gonna win 'em all!
you son of a bitch
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Did you guys see the Ozarks river monsters ep? J Wade was shitting his pants!
:sdeek: Monster catfish!
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I don't understand why anyone would be a lake person as opposed to a ski cabin person, but whatever.
Vicinity, expenses, HJs? :dunno:
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The Lake is like waterworld. just gas up the jet ski and go pillage, smokers.
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i would absolutely never own a boat or a lakehouse but i love knowing people who do
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I do not like lakes
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lakes are like the trailer parks of the ocean
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like when you say that i'm sure you mean it in a bad way but
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Lake houses at Lake of the Ozarks: If it smells like mold and crap, it's mold and crap. :dunno:
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lakes are like the trailer parks of the ocean
Lakes aren't in the ocean so how could they be the trailer parks OF the ocean?
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lakes are like the trailer parks of the ocean
Lakes aren't in the ocean so how could they be the trailer parks OF the ocean?
shut up
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lakes are like the trailer parks of the ocean
Lakes aren't in the ocean so how could they be the trailer parks OF the ocean?
Trailers aren't exactly in a rough ridin' park either...
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Lake houses at Lake of the Ozarks: If it smells like mold and crap, it's mold and crap. :dunno:
instead of being a fun hater you could upgrade your friends and family to those with better lake houses?
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lakes are like the trailer parks of the ocean
Lakes aren't in the ocean so how could they be the trailer parks OF the ocean?
Trailers aren't exactly in a rough ridin' park either...
It's called a park because that's where you park your trailer...
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like, when some person asks me if I want to be in their weekly guys only poker game where we all bring our own six pack and I tell them there is literally no rough ridin' way I would ever get involved in something like that I assume it takes place at one of their lake houses
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Lake houses at Lake of the Ozarks: If it smells like mold and crap, it's mold and crap. :dunno:
instead of being a fun hater you could upgrade your friends and family to those with better lake houses?
What's the upgrade from deep sea fishing in Key West and off Balboa Island?
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Lake houses at Lake of the Ozarks: If it smells like mold and crap, it's mold and crap. :dunno:
instead of being a fun hater you could upgrade your friends and family to those with better lake houses?
What's the upgrade from deep sea fishing in Key West and off Balboa Island?
ive never heard of balboa island so i'm going to go with mile marker 12
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Lake houses at Lake of the Ozarks: If it smells like mold and crap, it's mold and crap. :dunno:
instead of being a fun hater you could upgrade your friends and family to those with better lake houses?
What's the upgrade from deep sea fishing in Key West and off Balboa Island?
ive never heard of balboa island so i'm going to go with mile marker 12
That's fair.
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I mean, think of a majestic ocean turtle. now think of a disgusting lake turtle.
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i would absolutely never own a boat or a lakehouse but i love knowing people who do
This right here. I've got 2 bros that have lake houses in their family at the zarks and I love going down for a weekend or two during the summer.
Wake up hungover and do some fishing for a couple hours, start slamming some light domestic lager around noon then take the gas guzzling boat out and "Cove Out" for 5 hours while you pound more light domestic lager.
It's really the perfect slice of Americana.
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Lake houses at Lake of the Ozarks: If it smells like mold and crap, it's mold and crap. :dunno:
instead of being a fun hater you could upgrade your friends and family to those with better lake houses?
Not sure there was a better answer here. I mean, f'ing nailed it.
What's the upgrade from deep sea fishing in Key West and off Balboa Island?
ive never heard of balboa island so i'm going to go with mile marker 12
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like, when some person asks me if I want to be in their weekly guys only poker game where we all bring our own six pack and I tell them there is literally no rough ridin' way I would ever get involved in something like that I assume it takes place at one of their lake houses
who goes to a lakehouse to play poker?
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like, when some person asks me if I want to be in their weekly guys only poker game where we all bring our own six pack and I tell them there is literally no rough ridin' way I would ever get involved in something like that I assume it takes place at one of their lake houses
who goes to a lakehouse to play poker?
that doesn't matter
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I mean come on, is there anything more American than this?
- Reshaping nature to your desire by submerging thousands of acres of pristine ozark forest behind a giant dam
- Building houses along your newly created lake
- Filling said lake with gas guzzling boats
- Driving said boats .5 miles to the nearest cove where you tie up to other boats and blast country music and pound light domestic lager
IMO George, Thomas, John and Benjamin would all have their own house around the 8 mile marker.
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I don't understand why anyone would be a lake person as opposed to a ski cabin person, but whatever.
Cause then you have to vacation in the cold?
The great thing about ski cabins is they're awesome year round. Cool, low humidity mountain air in the summer :deepbreathandexaggeratedexhale:
Have fun sweating your ass off at the lake
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I don't understand why anyone would be a lake person as opposed to a ski cabin person, but whatever.
Cause then you have to vacation in the cold?
The great thing about ski cabins is they're awesome year round. Cool, low humidity mountain air in the summer :deepbreathandexaggeratedexhale:
Have fun sweating your ass off at the lake
Have thought about buying one for my use during the summer and to rent out for all skying season as I don't ski.
Seems like if you get the right house in the right location, you could mostly pay for it purely off of ski rental. :dunno:
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yeah because if there's one thing that a person should do in their life, it is to buy a single property several hours away from with they live with the hopes that they will be able to rent it out in order to pay the mortgage. :thumbs:
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yeah because if there's one thing that a person should do in their life, it is to buy a single property several hours away from with they live with the hopes that they will be able to rent it out in order to pay the mortgage. :thumbs:
Not exactly what the plan was. The plan(abandonded a while ago) was to buy it along with a few other families, and rent it out when not used.
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I enjoy the lake. I go to Table Rock though.
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Table Rock is only acceptable lake
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i enjoy going to the lake and using someone elses boat and house. would never waste money on either of those things though.
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i enjoy going to the lake and using someone elses boat and house. would never waste money on either of those things though.
great take!
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Lakes are like Aldi's brand beaches.
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Mrs. CF3's bro has a lake house and we've been invited exactly 1 time. What a jerk.
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yeah because if there's one thing that a person should do in their life, it is to buy a single property several hours away from with they live with the hopes that they will be able to rent it out in order to pay the mortgage. :thumbs:
Not exactly what the plan was. The plan(abandonded a while ago) was to buy it along with a few other families, and rent it out when not used.
yeah because if there's one thing that a person should do in their life, it is to get together with a bunch of other loosely related people to buy a single property several hours away from with they live with the hopes that they will be able to rent it out in order to pay the mortgage. :thumbs:
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It would basically function as a time share part of the time and a VRBO type property the rest of the time. Also, the main goal would be an awesome house for vacation. The rental income covering what ever it covers would be a benefit too.
this really isn't a new concept, RD.
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I've never been to The Lake (of the Ozarks), but I'd encourage folks not to be judgy about the recreational activities of others.
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Never been. I don't even know where it's at other than somewhere in Missouri (I think)
The poor people I know love to vacation there though
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I HAVE been to the Niangua River Oasis (more than once) and loved it every time.
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but I'd encourage folks not to be judgy about the recreational activities of others.
well i guess you don't quite see the humor of a bunch of kansas and nebraska hicks thinking they've got something over on other kansas and nebraska hicks that also own property on large bodies of water.
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I HAVE been to the Niangua River Oasis (more than once) and loved it every time.
Me too.
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but I'd encourage folks not to be judgy about the recreational activities of others.
well i guess you don't quite see the humor of a bunch of kansas and nebraska hicks thinking they've got something over on other kansas and nebraska hicks that also own property on large bodies of water.
Oh I see it very clearly
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Large bodies of water smell like poop and dead fish
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Well been pretty busy this morning. Just caught up on this thread. Nice to see that we can pretty much all agree that lake/boat people have to be just about the worst. (Not trying to be judgey michcat, just pointing out the facts. )
Gonna win 'em all!
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Vacation properties are pretty stupid in general. Owning a place you use infrequently is just slightly less stupid than a time share.
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A lot of rich K-State Alum have lake houses at the Ozarks and in Table Rock because they have expendable income.
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I don't know if I could ever have enough money to buy a vacation property.
I went to a beech house (non-lake) with a buddy of mine a couple of years ago. He owns the house and had not been to it in 2 years. I don't think he has been back since we went.
Gonna win 'em all!
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like, when some person asks me if I want to be in their weekly guys only poker game where we all bring our own six pack and I tell them there is literally no rough ridin' way I would ever get involved in something like that I assume it takes place at one of their lake houses
You'd be great at poker SD. You could throw out a huge bluff and be crapping your pants nervous but nobody would hear your teeth chattering bc of your baby canines.
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like, when some person asks me if I want to be in their weekly guys only poker game where we all bring our own six pack and I tell them there is literally no rough ridin' way I would ever get involved in something like that I assume it takes place at one of their lake houses
You'd be great at poker SD. You could throw out a huge bluff and be crapping your pants nervous but nobody would hear your teeth chattering bc of your baby canines.
BAC, be leery of the slow play that SD may be making here. I could see him waltzing into FF16 and somebody trying to start a card game and SD saying, "Well, I guess, since it's for Fatty, deal me in." Then he cleans house and walks away with 5 large, but because he is SD, he'd just donate it back to FF.
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It's good to see that this place hasn't changed since I've been gone. Like Dobber's still totally trying to suck SD's dick.
Also the lake of the ozarks is great if you like to get away for the occasional weekend (but not drive too far) and play some golf, do some fishing, cruise around in a big boat all day while drinking beer and then staying in a really nice lake house for free cause your dumbass friends thought it would be cool to buy all that crap.
The beach is pretty cool too, but I can't drive there in less then three hours after work on Friday and be home for dinner on Sunday. :dunno:
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This thread is why I can't figure The Lake out. I mean I make one to two trips a summer there... Stay with friends at their place or rent a place.... And I always have fun. Drinking and effing around in the water is good times. I could never bring myself to invest in a place down there as I'd be too tied down to heading to The Lake every weekend.
What I can't understand is so many huge boats and houses and every person down there looks like the homeless guy I pass on my walk to work.
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It's good to see that this place hasn't changed since I've been gone. Like Dobber's still totally trying to suck SD's dick.
Also the lake of the ozarks is great if you like to get away for the occasional weekend (but not drive too far) and play some golf, do some fishing, cruise around in a big boat all day while drinking beer and then staying in a really nice lake house for free cause your dumbass friends thought it would be cool to buy all that crap.
The beach is pretty cool too, but I can't drive there in less then three hours after work on Friday and be home for dinner on Sunday. :dunno:
Hey dumbass, I said lake and boat people are losers well before SD said it. Not that I don't jump all over SD's nuts, but I am taking exception in this instance!
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It's good to see that this place hasn't changed since I've been gone. Like Dobber's still totally trying to suck SD's dick.
Also the lake of the ozarks is great if you like to get away for the occasional weekend (but not drive too far) and play some golf, do some fishing, cruise around in a big boat all day while drinking beer and then staying in a really nice lake house for free cause your dumbass friends thought it would be cool to buy all that crap.
The beach is pretty cool too, but I can't drive there in less then three hours after work on Friday and be home for dinner on Sunday. :dunno:
Hey dumbass, I said lake and boat people are losers well before SD said it. Not that I don't jump all over SD's nuts, but I am taking exception in this instance!
I formed my own opinion and shared that in about a half dozen posts before SD even weighed in on the subject.
Now that I have read the rest of your post, I am not surprised that you are a loser lake/boat person.
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I was referring to this which has absolutely nothing to do with yours or SD's thoughts on the lake. Thought you could have figured that out on your own, but I guess not. Maybe you should check with SD next time before replying. :eye:
BAC, be leery of the slow play that SD may be making here. I could see him waltzing into FF16 and somebody trying to start a card game and SD saying, "Well, I guess, since it's for Fatty, deal me in." Then he cleans house and walks away with 5 large, but because he is SD, he'd just donate it back to FF.
And good job replying to your own post :lol:
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I was referring to this which has absolutely nothing to do with yours or SD's thoughts on the lake. Thought you could have figured that out on your own, but I guess not. Maybe you should check with SD next time before replying. :eye:
BAC, be leery of the slow play that SD may be making here. I could see him waltzing into FF16 and somebody trying to start a card game and SD saying, "Well, I guess, since it's for Fatty, deal me in." Then he cleans house and walks away with 5 large, but because he is SD, he'd just donate it back to FF.
And good job replying to your own post :lol:
YOU SON OF BITCH!!!
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This thread is why I can't figure The Lake out. I mean I make one to two trips a summer there... Stay with friends at their place or rent a place.... And I always have fun. Drinking and effing around in the water is good times. I could never bring myself to invest in a place down there as I'd be too tied down to heading to The Lake every weekend.
What I can't understand is so many huge boats and houses and every person down there looks like the homeless guy I pass on my walk to work.
SERIOUS ANSWER ALERT - a lot of the guys with big houses and giant boats are self made midwesterners that really don't want to wear anything but tanks and flipflops.
Tons of them are construction related business owners that started out as a typical hvac/electrician/builder or what have you and rode the Clinton economy construction boom to their White Midwestern nirvana of a 6 bd/4 bath + 3 well dock with some combo of a crusier, a go fast, a wakeboard boat, a bass boat and a handful of jet skis.
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They also live to shoot fireball
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This thread is why I can't figure The Lake out. I mean I make one to two trips a summer there... Stay with friends at their place or rent a place.... And I always have fun. Drinking and effing around in the water is good times. I could never bring myself to invest in a place down there as I'd be too tied down to heading to The Lake every weekend.
What I can't understand is so many huge boats and houses and every person down there looks like the homeless guy I pass on my walk to work.
if you ran into me during a lake weekend you would think i was homeless also. it's just the costume we all put on
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They also live to shoot fireball
Oh yeah, the lake puts the fun in functional alcoholic
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This thread is why I can't figure The Lake out. I mean I make one to two trips a summer there... Stay with friends at their place or rent a place.... And I always have fun. Drinking and effing around in the water is good times. I could never bring myself to invest in a place down there as I'd be too tied down to heading to The Lake every weekend.
What I can't understand is so many huge boats and houses and every person down there looks like the homeless guy I pass on my walk to work.
if you ran into me during a lake weekend you would think i was homeless also. it's just the costume we all put on
Good point! Hey a landlock state/region needs a good body of water...."The Lake" seems to fulfill that need. Now let's get down there and crank some CCR and Kenny Chesney and pound some ML pounders!
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I HAVE been to the Niangua River Oasis (more than once) and loved it every time.
The ol NRO float trip. This is WTFantastic. Have been on several.
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I HAVE been to the Niangua River Oasis (more than once) and loved it every time.
The ol NRO float trip. This is WTFantastic. Have been on several.
It was insufferable until we found that buying the "nice" double wide trailers above all the hillbilly campers wasn't expensive at all...then it was pretty fun.
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I didn't say lake and boat people were losers fwiw. I said I hated lakes and they were gross.
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Have you guys mentioned rockstates handy in this thread yet?
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I didn't say lake and boat people were losers fwiw. I said I hated lakes and they were gross.
well this is where we part ways :sad:
Gonna win 'em all!
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Hey guys, I'd probably go to the lake with some buds and have a great time.
This thread was just kind of timely for me this week. My buddy owns a boat and he was going to some lake in Maryland today. I was giving him crap all week about how shitty of a vacation it was going to be. Plus, his boat had a leak and he was worried about getting it fixed in time for the vacation.
I was kind of playing out my real life on gE. I don't even think lakes are gross like SD does!
Lopakman, you're still a loser!
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I wouldn't buy a lake house, beach house, boat, or time share though. That is for real.
Gonna win 'em all!
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I didn't say lake and boat people were losers fwiw. I said I hated lakes and they were gross.
:cheers:
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Lake of the Ozarks is disgusting and horrible. Table Rock (majestic pristine getaway for rich K-State grads) is one of the best lakes out there. Have been going since I was a kid. Great skiing lake and much less crowded. Also the Corps of Engineers didn't allow trees to be pulled down near the water on Table Rock which keeps the silt out and keeps it looking like the forest it is. Ozarks is a private late and the Corps couldn't control the deforestation which is a big reason why it's as gross as it is.
My parents just moved to their place at Table Rock full-time, going with the wife for a week tomorrow. :excited:
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Table rock seems super boring with no docks or lakeside boozing locales
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Ozarks haters, amazing
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i don't think I've ever been east of kc in a car
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like, originating from west of kc in said car to qualify things
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Table rock seems super boring with no docks or lakeside boozing locales
it's difficult to get a good hj at Table Rock.
Gonna win 'em all!
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Plan ahead. BYOHJ
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Table rock vs. Ozarks feels exactly like how it felt to be overhearing a debate about which Frat was better at KSU. They are both lakes in Missouri.
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Table rock vs. Ozarks feels exactly like how it felt to be overhearing a debate about which Frat was better at KSU. They are both lakes in Missouri.
Table Rock is a lake in Missouri, Ozarks was converted into a wastewater storage facility decades ago
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Table Rock > Lake of the Ozarks
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Table Rock > Lake of the Ozarks
Yes, confirmed.
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Leaving for zarks on Thursday. Can't wait
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Table Rock > Lake of the Ozarks
I totally agree Pikes are douchebags
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Table Rock > Lake of the Ozarks
I totally agree Pikes are douchebags
I knew I liked mocat. Happy face.
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I prefer the Ozarks to table rock, mostly because I really like to drink with hillbillies.
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Table rock vs. Ozarks feels exactly like how it felt to be overhearing a debate about which Frat was better at KSU. They are both lakes in Missouri.
There's really no debate.
Delta Tau Delta > DU
Ozarks > Tablerock
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like, when some person asks me if I want to be in their weekly guys only poker game where we all bring our own six pack and I tell them there is literally no rough ridin' way I would ever get involved in something like that I assume it takes place at one of their lake houses
Something like that takes place in my apartment.
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i mean i get that steve dave does not like lakes, whatever. but the poker comparo is a swing and a miss
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Sunrise Catina!!!!
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Lake of the Ozarks
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Table Rock
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aah yeah lets have ourselves a good ol white trash lake off!
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aah yeah lets have ourselves a good ol white trash lake off!
El Dorado lake wins in a landslide.
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I heard a while ago(don't remember where) that Lake of the Ozarks has more coast line than California :surprised:
No source. Could have misheard, too. :surprised:
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I heard a while ago(don't remember where) that Lake of the Ozarks has more coast line than California :surprised:
No source. Could have misheard, too. :surprised:
its very wiggly, i think it's plausible
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Missouri's most popular lake destination features more than 1,100 miles of shoreline – that’s more shoreline than the coast of California.
http://www.visitmo.com/the-lake-of-the-ozarks.aspx
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What a tke thing to brag about
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Basically just like, possibly better than, California!
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It's like the pacific and Garbage Island, except it's The Ozarks and it's White Trash Island.
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It's like the pacific and Garbage Island, except it's The Ozarks and it's White Trash Island.
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You can see the human excrement line floating in the water at the bottom of the picture.
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More like "E. coli of the Ozarks" amirite?
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Heading to the 'Zarks tomorrow. Can't wait to spend three days golfing, fishing, water skiing and drinking a crap load of light beers all day. :Woohoo:
Doesn't look like playing cards is in the picture though, because nobody does that at the lake.
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Heading to the 'Zarks tomorrow. Can't wait to spend three days golfing, fishing, water skiing and drinking a crap load of light beers all day. :Woohoo:
Doesn't look like playing cards is in the picture though, because nobody does that at the lake.
This guy gets it. Slide in a little fun at Shady Gators before calling it a night, and you're on my level.
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This looks rough ridin' awful. Just chocked full of Affliction shirt MMA watching douche bags.
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Heading to the 'Zarks tomorrow. Can't wait to spend three days golfing, fishing, water skiing and drinking a crap load of light beers all day. :Woohoo:
Doesn't look like playing cards is in the picture though, because nobody does that at the lake.
This guy gets it. Slide in a little fun at Shady Gators before calling it a night, and you're on my level.
I saw some 7 level bingers at some outdoor party area on the point out by there. Not one person had two or zero shoes. All of them at 1.
Im fond of the sunrise cantina!
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http://dailynewsdig.com/worlds-most-dangerous-lakes/
Lake of the Ozarks is ranked the most dangerous lake in the United States and the third deadliest body of water only being overtaken by the Atlantic ocean and the Colorado river. There are several factors making this lake so dangerous ranging from elevated ecoli levels due to raw sewage being dumped in the lake, lack of policing, careless dock wiring and careless racing boats and cruises who like to use top speeds combined with too much alcohol creating mindless accidents and deaths. around 50 deaths occur each year and around 70% of those involve alcohol.
If the Atlantic Ocean didn't have sharks, LOZ would probably be #2.
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This looks rough ridin' awful. Just chocked full of Affliction shirt MMA watching douche bags.
I know ppl that are well into middle aged that go to party cove and basically use it as a swinger colony. They take pics and show them off at BBQ's to friends and fam. It's pretty awkward and weird and they just act like it is the best party ever. the current bud light slogan is about 10yrs late and pretty much copied direct from party cove: down for whatever.
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This looks rough ridin' awful. Just chocked full of Affliction shirt MMA watching douche bags.
the current bud light slogan is about 10yrs late and pretty much copied direct from party cove: down for whatever.
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It is a great slogan. DTF is way too specific.
Gonna win 'em all!
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I haven't been to the party cove in over 10 years and will hopefully never go again. It's pretty gross, I'll give you that. It's fun when your 17-25 yrs old though. At least I thought it was.
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I think it's "up for whatever". Might be wrong, though.
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Budweiser Light: Down to Clown
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I think it's "up for whatever". Might be wrong, though.
it's "Up For Whatever." "Down For Whatever" is an Ice Cube song.
You got me thinking though dobber. You can be 'down for whatever' or 'up for whatever'. You can also be 'down to eff' but you can't be 'up to eff' why not?
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Coors Light: Now That's a Cold Can of Beer
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Miller Lite: Triple Hopped, Single City
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I've never been to Lake of the Ozarks, but I think I'd probably bring Busch Light if I were looking to get a handy.
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Natural Light: Beer Made by Nature for You
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Busch Light: Looking To Get a Handy
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Sam Adams Light: The British Will Be Coming
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Milwaukee's Best: When You Need to get Drunk
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Yuengling Light: Now With Easy Open Cap
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Corona Light: Let's Sail This Baby Out Into International Waters
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Well I think the Bud Light rapey slogan might fit in with party cove...
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Pabst Blue Ribbon Light: The Coach Said I Would Start This Year
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Busch Light: Looking To Get a Handy
Can confirm accuracy.
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Lake of the Ozarks: The Bud Light of lakes
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Lake of the Ozarks: The Bud Light of lakes
Too high brow. More like Old Milwaukee Best of lakes.
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I wish chings gave slogans for all the beers
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Lake of the Ozarks: The Bud Light of lakes
Too high brow. More like Old Milwaukee Best of lakes.
Which one is it? The Old Milwaukee of lakes, or the Milwaukee's Best of lakes? It can't be both :nono:
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Lake of the Ozarks: The Bud Light of lakes
Too high brow. More like Old Milwaukee Best of lakes.
Where is the champagne of lakes? They all seem kind of gross.
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Lake of the Ozarks: The Bud Light of lakes
Too high brow. More like Old Milwaukee Best of lakes.
Where is the champagne of lakes? They all seem kind of gross.
Flathead Lake in Montana. I'm going some day.
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Why are there stingrays in Montana?
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They need to pick up all those old logs down there. Gross.
Looks like a great place to get a HJ
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They need to pick up all those old logs down there. Gross.
Looks like a great place to get a HJ
The water is too clear for that.
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But nobody is there!
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i've been to Flathead Lake :gocho:
it's gorgeous obvi
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He'll get those logs right up for ya.
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Depends on what you want out of your lakes. Beauty or fun. Can't have both IMO
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Depends on what you want out of your lakes. Beauty or fun. Can't have both IMO
Tahoe says get the eff outta here.
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Depends on what you want out of your lakes. Beauty or fun. Can't have both IMO
Tahoe says get the eff outta here.
I've not been. :Carl:
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Why are there stingrays in Montana?
This!
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"Stingrays in Montana" would be a great title for an alt-country song.
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When we locked eyes, I thought 'no way',
And when she smiled, I thought how lucky
That handsome cowboy/lawyer/doctor
Standing behind me must be.
Welllll there must be stingrays in Montana,
And moose in Alabama,
If the prettiest girl in town
Would want some country hick like me.
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Apparently this shithole of a lake is closed to boat traffic due to flooding. I'm sure everyone will just cruise around on shore pulling their boats around with their jacked up pickup trucks.
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Apparently this shithole of a lake is closed to boat traffic due to flooding. I'm sure everyone will just cruise around on shore pulling their boats around with their jacked up pickup trucks.
Guess this is just a rumor... But may be limiting boats to no wake speed (boater term)
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http://fox4kc.com/2015/07/02/entire-lake-of-the-ozarks-to-be-a-no-wake-zone-beginning-holiday-weekend/
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Damn, guess we'll just sit around and play cards cause it's not like there's anything else to do at the lake besides cruise around creating wakes.
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When we locked eyes, I thought 'no way',
And when she smiled, I thought how lucky
That handsome cowboy/lawyer/doctor
Standing behind me must be.
Welllll there must be stingrays in Montana,
And moose in Alabama,
If the prettiest girl in town
Would want some country hick like me.
Amazing
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Thinking about moving the band to Branson.
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Grandpa got a handy from a stingray
Wading in the lake 4th of July
You can say there's no freshwater stingrays
But as for me and grandpa, we believe
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Damn, guess we'll just sit around and play cards cause it's not like there's anything else to do at the lake besides cruise around creating wakes.
this is all your fault :don'tcare:
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Stingrays don't have hands silly.
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It can be figured out. They're nifty creatures. Managed to kill a man who wrastled crocs.
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The lake is over flowing and you can't do anything
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It can be figured out. They're nifty creatures. Managed to kill a man who wrastled crocs.
I just imagined a man getting a HJ from a stingray and at the end screaming "Crikey".
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Thinking about moving the band to Branson.
Branson bound?
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Table Rock was great once again during the 4th. Sorry that all you Lake of the Ozarks people had paddle your ass from point A to B.
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Meh, was open Saturday
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Table Rock was great once again during the 4th. Sorry that all you Lake of the Ozarks people had paddle your ass from point A to B.
Just more time to play poker.
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Currently at the Ozarks. A group of mizzou fans flipped the king off cause he was wearing Cats ????
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All you need to know about LOTO
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Table Rock was great once again during the 4th. Sorry that all you Lake of the Ozarks people had paddle your ass from point A to B.
Can confirm
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:Crying: :bawl:
http://www.kansascity.com/news/state/missouri/article30029013.html
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Lakes are great. Folks summer at a small one near Marceline MO. Great quiet lake with all the space you need to ski etc. lakes are great because quick weekend getaway. Sit on the dock or float in the water drinking beer all day and cruise the boat around. Never met anyone IRL that didn't have a good time at the lake. Hate the inconvenience of houses being so far away from the water and most ppl sharing docks at table rock. Plus the drive is too far. Hate the huge boats, dirty water, and traffic at ozarks that is always making the weekend stressful. Make it to our lake 5-8 times a summer. The other two once a year with groups of ppl.
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Leaving for the 'Zarks in 8 hours. Regrettably there's not going to be any free time to play poker in between all the fishing, jet skiing and boozing. :Woot:
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I'd love to see your catch. I can't imagine what one fishes out of that lake... I mean, I can imagine, but it's not good.
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Can fish get Herpes?
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it seems like every motorboat on a lake I've been on smells like gasoline.
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I'd love to see your catch. I can't imagine what one fishes out of that lake... I mean, I can imagine, but it's not good.
Why can't you imagine? They're just normal midwesterny fish.
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Man, I use to be able to find really good deals for cabins at the lake back in the day. These days, it's an easy $400 for two nights on the weekend and that's a cheap cabin off the water. :frown: We really need to get out of town this weekend for our anniversary. She has zero PTO until August, so I have to try and make this work. :frown:
Any pro lake tips?
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take it out of your fun money and pay the $400
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gonna have to do some weekday poker, it appears
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take a weekend trip to omaha, stay with the dave's, help yourself to his wine selection.
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:thumbs: Mrs. wacky did mention either Omaha or St. Louis and I just kinda laughed. I mean, I live in KC, and these cities are like the minor league cities of the Midwest.
I swear I found a cabin where me and my bro stayed at the Lake for like $75 a night about 5 years ago and I found the same deal for Mrs. Wacky and I about two years ago at table rock. I mean, I could do that deal, if I wanted to stay with some local, stinky, lake people who are trying to rent out their upstairs. Woof. No thanks!
I just have a hard time justifying paying $400 for a place to stay at the lake, when we'll be boozing, boating, and going out to eat most of the time.
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maybe just stay in KC then and take her out to some nice restaurants instead (joint account obvs)
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https://www.airbnb.com/s/Lake-of-the-Ozarks--MO?s_tag=TZYjR7Pg&allow_override%5B%5D=
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https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/14656592?location=Lake%20of%20the%20Ozarks%2C%20MO&s=TZYjR7Pg
this one looks like its in your budget and what you would need. and if you've never stayed at an airbnb I will send you a referral thingy
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Nice work, yla. That last one looks ideal.
Also, great minds M^2. That's the back up plan.
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Half my problem is we just started looking this last weekend. All the affordable places are taken. I'm a dummy. Should have acted sooner. Yla's place is taken. :(
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Take her to El Paso, wacky.
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https://www.vrbo.com/vacation-rentals/usa/missouri/lake-of-the-ozarks?sleeps=2-plus&from-date=2017-06-16&to-date=2017-06-18
still quite a few on vrbo in the $125-150 range and some of them have boat slip included
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Take her to El Paso, wacky.
:ROFL: Nah. I watched Sicario for the first time non-pak'd the other night. I think the El Paso dream is dead. :)
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Take her to El Paso, wacky.
This is a family blog
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https://www.vrbo.com/vacation-rentals/usa/missouri/lake-of-the-ozarks?sleeps=2-plus&from-date=2017-06-16&to-date=2017-06-18
still quite a few on vrbo in the $125-150 range and some of them have boat slip included
You're really good at this. I've been looking all day and never once came across the Koala Bear Condos. :love:
https://www.vrbo.com/1065500
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yeah that one looks super adorbs. I bet we'll be hearing about a wacky jr on the way shortly after if you book that place
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i just booked that one, thanks for the pro-tip wacks
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:ROFL: I need her to come back from her meeting. I need it done, now. :)
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I have a futon @ cabin de seven if you need a last minute weekend getaway.
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I have a futon @ cabin de seven if you need a last minute weekend getaway.
this idea could work for a certain subculture of deviants
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I have a futon @ cabin de seven if you need a last minute weekend getaway.
this idea could work for a certain subculture of deviants
The room is on the "interesting" side of the house...
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Yla, which one would you choose? Same unit, but different condo looks.
Example 1: Looks like on the main dock. Access to grill, which is huge obviously. https://www.vrbo.com/1065500
Example 2: It has red walls and a rocky poster! Looks like it's on the 2nd level, but minus a potential grill. https://www.vrbo.com/1085241
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i just booked that one, thanks for the pro-tip wacks
Solid move
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#1. grill is huge in this case, don't want to be cooking your fun money steaks on a oven like some sort of idiot
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:thumbs:
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now that you've got a place pinned down, it's time to engage our resident romance expert @rockstate2000 for the finer details of your trip
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first born needs to be named after me. boy or girl
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i don't think any actual babies get made there
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yla is a booking stud. I reached out to Cindy to see if there's different access for grill use between the two and yla knocked it out of the park!
#5 (1065500) is the best for grill access. There is a charcoal grill available.
@rockstate2000 at what mile marker do girls get aroused enough to want to give out handies? Something in the water at that special spot?
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I'd have access to one of the Koala's in this unit, because that's my side of the bed!
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now that you've got a place pinned down, it's time to engage our resident romance expert @rockstate2000 for the finer details of your trip
wacky doesn't need any help with his pecked orals
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Is that lopakman's room?
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def a grateful bed
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Can you still go fishing with hot dogs? I'm not sure how serious I want to get about fishing when i'm just going to throw a line off the dock and pound some summer brews while Mrs. Wacky lays out. @Benji
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Can you still go fishing with hot dogs? I'm not sure how serious I want to get about fishing when i'm just going to throw a line off the dock and pound some summer brews while Mrs. Wacky lays out. @Benji
Some dude caught a monster bass in Texas with a McDonald's chicken mcnugget, :dunno:, go for it!
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:lol: Seriously?
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:lol: Seriously?
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2017/05/25/record-setting-bass-caught-in-texas-with-a-mcdonalds-mcnugget/
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Wow!
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Can you still go fishing with hot dogs? I'm not sure how serious I want to get about fishing when i'm just going to throw a line off the dock and pound some summer brews while Mrs. Wacky lays out. @Benji
Hot dogs are fine for cat fishing at night but you are going to be to busy making out with your wife to go cat fishing.
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:ROFL: :thumbs: Worms it is.
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Buy some stink bait, wacky. Catfish love that crap, day or night.
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:thumbs: Been awhile since I went fishing by myself. I better not tangle up a hook on something. Dad ties a better hook than I do. :curse:
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tying things is def not your specialty, wacks
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I see what you did there. :eye:
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I just saw that the lake has Uber. :Woot: Which got me thinking, what about uber, but with boats across the lake? :surprised:
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I just saw that the lake has Uber. :Woot: Which got me thinking, what about uber, but with boats across the lake? :surprised:
Funny you say that I just saw a guy was trying to do this. His app is called Anchor and he said he was launching on memorial day but seems he got delayed...probably coast guard or something got wind of it.
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:surprised: Sounds like a real $ maker. Hope it works out for him. I would charge the crap out of drunks to get on my boat and make a crap ton.
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A) that is a great idea and B) Anchor is a great name for it
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my username for that app would be Land Hoe!
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my username for that app would be Land Hoe!
hot damn
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We'll probably get in at 7 tonight. You think that will be too late to by a fishing license? Going to get some night crawlers too. :excited: @benji
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Buy online and dl to phone
https://huntfish.mdc.mo.gov/fishing/permits (https://huntfish.mdc.mo.gov/fishing/permits)
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We'll probably get in at 7 tonight. You think that will be too late to by a fishing license? Going to get some night crawlers too. :excited: @benji
You should eat at sunrise cantina.
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Also bring some small hooks to catch sunfish to use as bait
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Buy online and dl to phone
https://huntfish.mdc.mo.gov/fishing/permits (https://huntfish.mdc.mo.gov/fishing/permits)
TY! This saves a lot of time.
We'll probably get in at 7 tonight. You think that will be too late to by a fishing license? Going to get some night crawlers too. :excited: @benji
You should eat at sunrise cantina.
Will do. Thanks.Also bring some small hooks to catch sunfish to use as bait
:thumbs: Packed and ready to go.
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Anchor username oppos:
sailor jerry seinfeld
mocatfish
u fokin wot matey?
long john silver dollar city
a fish called honda
lake plastered
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where would wacky be w/o this site? probably in a ditch somewhere
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Mutiny on the Booty
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Skipper, that was so easy to buy a fishing license online. I might start going fishing near the zoo now at home. TY!
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Wake me up before you gogo
LOTOring
Ozarka my way?
SurfMyTitola
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where would wacky be w/o this site? probably in a ditch somewhere
So true. :cheers:
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wolfgang amadeus ozark
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Buy online and dl to phone
https://huntfish.mdc.mo.gov/fishing/permits (https://huntfish.mdc.mo.gov/fishing/permits)
TY! This saves a lot of time.
We'll probably get in at 7 tonight. You think that will be too late to by a fishing license? Going to get some night crawlers too. :excited: @benji
You should eat at sunrise cantina.
Will do. Thanks.Also bring some small hooks to catch sunfish to use as bait
:thumbs: Packed and ready to go.
Warning it's not like the best Mexican food ever but I've always had an obsession with it and not like anything on the lake is that spectacular...and they have a nice view.
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Mrs wacky's literal response when I g chatted her about it:
i want it ALL
http://www.sunrisecantina.net/menus/
So you're not the only one. She also missed breakfast, so she's hungry right now. :) Anyways, I guess it's 22 miles away from our condo. We might hit that up Sunday.
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wacks if you rent one of the smaller boats be sure to get you some Dramamine if you get motion sick at all and are in a higher boat traffic area.
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Will do. Good pro tip.
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Port Fonda
Jibsaw Scuttle
What the Hull?
Hull Ya
Hot Tub Handy Man
Coverment Cheese
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Hot Tub Handy Man
taken
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party brove
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Handy Magnet
Edit: Damn. Just saw Emo's Hot Tub Handy Man.
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Handy Magnet
Edit: Damn. Just saw Emo's Hot Tub Handy Man.
Hey man the more the merrier!
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Pontoonhound69
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Pontoonhound69
holy crap
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This is fun. Mrs. wacky told me there's water taxi's down there today. So apparently ppl have tried to attempt this thing.
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I just saw that the lake has Uber. :Woot: Which got me thinking, what about uber, but with boats across the lake? :surprised:
http://www.lakenewsonline.com/news/20170126/uber-like-company-shares-plans-to-open-boat-ride-service-on-lake-of-the8200ozarks
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I just saw that the lake has Uber. :Woot: Which got me thinking, what about uber, but with boats across the lake? :surprised:
http://www.lakenewsonline.com/news/20170126/uber-like-company-shares-plans-to-open-boat-ride-service-on-lake-of-the8200ozarks
There it is! My brain was 6 months too slow. Good for them.
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This is fun. Mrs. wacky told me there's water taxi's down there today. So apparently ppl have tried to attempt this thing.
Yeah water tacos have been a thing for a long time...but they only work small portions of the lake
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Pontoonhound69
holy crap
Yeah this is pretty great.
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just say it out loud. it's like pure joy incarnate.
pontoonhound69
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I just saw that the lake has Uber. :Woot: Which got me thinking, what about uber, but with boats across the lake? :surprised:
http://www.lakenewsonline.com/news/20170126/uber-like-company-shares-plans-to-open-boat-ride-service-on-lake-of-the8200ozarks
Thanks lukeyis4dcats
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just say it out loud. it's like pure joy incarnate.
pontoonhound69
I've literally LOL 5 times saying it.
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This is fun. Mrs. wacky told me there's water taxi's down there today. So apparently ppl have tried to attempt this thing.
Yeah water tacos have been a thing for a long time...but they only work small portions of the lake
Water tacos are an isu thing dude
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Best auto correct in awhile
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Best auto correct in awhile
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Best double post in the history of this blog
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It's water taxis not water tacos. Good grief.
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Had a good weekend. Caught a few fish off the dock. Our condo was pretty sweet. We were super close to everything. Did backwater jacks on Saturday. Went there for lunch and somehow ended up staying at their pool till 5. Went to get our uber and realized my keys were gone. This turned into a crap show (I don't think Mrs wacky responds well to adversity on rum). I went and asked management if any keys had shown up for like 30 minutes and they kept saying no. Then Mrs. Wacky thought it be a great idea to call her dad to fix the problem from KC. Somehow it takes him one call and he's got the manager on the phone, who has my keys. Shoot me in the face.
We wanted to try that Mexican spot on Sunday Phil, but they are closed on Sundays. :frown: So we tried out a mexican joint by their outlet mall. Great ppl watching all weekend. Including Mrs. Wacky's little meltdown.
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Had a good weekend. Caught a few fish off the dock. Our condo was pretty sweet. We were super close to everything. Did backwater jacks on Saturday. Went there for lunch and somehow ended up staying at their pool till 5. Went to get our uber and realized my keys were gone. This turned into a crap show (I don't think Mrs wacky responds well to adversity on rum). I went and asked management if any keys had shown up for like 30 minutes and they kept saying no. Then Mrs. Wacky thought it be a great idea to call her dad to fix the problem from KC. Somehow it takes him one call and he's got the manager on the phone, who has my keys. Shoot me in the face.
We wanted to try that Mexican spot on Sunday Phil, but they are closed on Sundays. :frown: So we tried out a mexican joint by their outlet mall. Great ppl watching all weekend. Including Mrs. Wacky's little meltdown.
:lol: oh wacky
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It was embarrassing, man. I was on it, but must have been talking to the wrong "manager". :bang:
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mrs wacky knows how to get crap accomplished
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Ouch. Well let dad be the hero on father's day.
Sorry bout that Mexican joint. Didn't know if their poor hours.
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mrs wacky knows how to get crap accomplished
I mean why stop what you know?
Ouch. Well let dad be the hero on father's day.
Sorry bout that Mexican joint. Didn't know if their poor hours.
It's all good. :cheers: Next time.
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I did not know Backwater Jack's added a pool :surprised: that is great as it is about the only place on the water the with consistently good food
Don't sweat the dad thing, Mrs Wacky said yes because she knows you can get crap done, just like her dad
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I did not know Backwater Jack's added a pool :surprised: that is great as it is about the only place on the water the with consistently good food
Don't sweat the dad thing, Mrs Wacky said yes because she knows you can get crap done, just like her dad
:thumbs: Yeah man, the pool was awesome. Also the catfish that hang around the docks there. :sdeek: :love: It has a swim up bar too. Kinda why we lost track of time. Everything was good after the mini freak out over the keys.
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Sounds like lady wackycat08 actually handled the adversity pretty well.
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Headed down tomorrow
Packing
Bud light
Vodka
Tequila
Cheesy corn stuff
Cigars
Anyone else!
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Handjobs for days son!
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Headed down tomorrow
Packing
Bud light
Vodka
Tequila
Cheesy corn stuff
Cigars
Anyone else!
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make sure there's enough string on your pole to cast for the weekend.
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Headed down tomorrow
Packing
Bud light
Vodka
Tequila
Cheesy corn stuff
Cigars
Anyone else!
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make sure there's enough string on your pole to cast for the weekend.
:fatty:
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Too whiskey tango and gross for my taste
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my friends IRL just took an uber boat in Croatia :eek:
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my friends IRL just took an uber boat in Croatia :eek:
They're lucky they didn't get Hostel'd
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What a day!
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Please tell me that is your rubber ducky.
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Yep!
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Getting so packd
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Yep!
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Awwww hell yeah!
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My lake for the weekend :ksugrad:(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170701/47e38f88909033286e1e9085822f82b5.jpg)
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Thought I had it till I saw the golf course.
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My lake for the weekend :ksugrad:(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170701/47e38f88909033286e1e9085822f82b5.jpg)
Wow,
Where is that?
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My lake for the weekend :ksugrad:(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170701/47e38f88909033286e1e9085822f82b5.jpg)
Wow,
Where is that?
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Tahoe(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170701/1c3bab07a817204cdee2af4283df701b.jpg)
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RIP fredo
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Keep it blue, ben ji.
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very full.
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Caught 45 sunfish. 3 catfish, and 1 bass.
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Caught 45 sunfish. 3 catfish, and 1 bass.
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worms under a bobber?
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Tahoe is a wonderful place
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It's sunrise cantina day fellas :excited:
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v nice(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170708/94e599b4a130f8aaed15866de4e5f09b.jpg)
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Leaving for it tomorrow with My LACat friend and his GF. Leaving at noonish. Rented out a boat driver so we could crush some suds responsively on Saturday. Have a condo off the 14 mile marker. If anyone knows the lake well, i'd appreciate any pro tips from that marker. Looks like it's a pretty quick boat ride to backwater jacks. #HandySummerDays
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Silver Dollar City is pretty fun.
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never been to LotO, never going to go, feels great
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It's some great ppl watching. :) Gonna PAK my face off.
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there's a new MTV show that's about to start filming similar to jersey shore, it's called party cove
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I know. :love:
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never been to LotO, never going to go, feels great
Same. I heard your penis will burn off if you drink the water
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never been to LotO, never going to go, feels great
Same. I heard your penis will burn off if you drink the water
Confirmed
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never been to LotO, never going to go, feels great
Same. I heard your penis will burn off if you drink the water
Confirmed
I'm sorry, Phil :Ugh:
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Can’t believe anyone would expose their skin to filthy missouri pond water.
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I'm good for an ozarks and/or river float once a summer, it's a great time
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Floated down the Potomac River two weeks ago and now I’m going to crush some brews on the Ozarks. Clean sweep this summer, Mocat! :cheers:
Shame thread: That was my first float trip, ever!
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NRO float trip used to be the :drool:
I'll def get down for a couple LOTO trips a year but I think it's more to people watch. It's weird down there.
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Floated down the Potomac River two weeks ago and now I’m going to crush some brews on the Ozarks. Clean sweep this summer, Mocat! :cheers:
Shame thread: That was my first float trip, ever!
Potomac float sounds super lame compared to the absolute trash rage fest that is on the Elk or meramec, et al
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Fortunately my DC friends have a cabin out in West Virginia by the potomac, so we started the journey out there, so the ppl watching was still great.
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:emawkid:
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Everyone should take a trip down the mighty Elk at least once.
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:frown: 13 dead now
i can't believe duck boats are still legal. and also why did they even go out with 60+ mph winds in the forecast?
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just awful. any details on the deceased? kids?
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Last I heard they said about 5 were children. Maybe more. They stopped giving details on the sitch, because there's still ppl missing.
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Do the passengers not wear life vests on these things? I've looked up photos of them and it doesn't look like anyone wears one.
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Probably not, but you would think they'd have them on the boat in case an issue came up, like this.
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You would think they would be handing them to people and making sure they buckle them up before being allowed on the boat.
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Was at the ozarks a couple of weeks ago and our boat driver never made us wear them. Legit said "just don't tell on me on trip adviser, lol". He also snuck away from us at a bar and got super smashed with a buddy of his and we lost out on an hour of his time. They live their own world down there.
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Had no idea those kind of vessels existed, hopefully they won’t anymore.
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Do the passengers not wear life vests on these things? I've looked up photos of them and it doesn't look like anyone wears one.
some do, some don't. on a duck boat sinking, it would be much easier to escape without a PFD than with one. that's why it's confounding that they're still legal. it's the canopy roof that traps everybody inside. once the boat is underwater, your PFD would just keep you up against the bottom of the roof.
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Had no idea those kind of vessels existed, hopefully they won’t anymore.
there was a similar event in 1999 that killed 13
https://www.kansascity.com/news/state/missouri/article215219170.html (https://www.kansascity.com/news/state/missouri/article215219170.html)
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Every vessel like that I've been on (but never been on a duck boat) has a central place for PFDs that they in 10 seconds tell you about.
Yeah those canopies should have openings in case of emergency....but wtf did they think going out in that weather.
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imagine trying to get out of this thing while it's underwater
(https://s.abcnews.com/images/US/duck-ht-3-er-180720_hpEmbed_1x1_992.jpg)
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wtf did they think going out in that weather.
this is unfathomable to me.
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wtf did they think going out in that weather.
this is unfathomable to me.
20 foot swells? Time to take this car boat out captained by a guy who requires you to blow on a duck horn.
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https://twitter.com/sara_karnes/status/1020274543150190592
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17 dead now. :frown:
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Around a lot of huge open ocean boaters and they’re just gobsmacked that the weather forecast was either totally ignored or not even known.
Just terrible.