Author Topic: Pizza Thread (Read 376293 times)

Tobias · « **Reply #200 on:** October 29, 2010, 07:26:06 PM »

Quote from: hemmy on October 29, 2010, 07:21:08 PM

'Scheme' pizza in Salina is not good, but costs like $30. Really confusing.

^^^ HSIQ. These frickin' people think it's the word of God. GTFOOMF with that honey and weak crust crap.

Cire · « **Reply #201 on:** October 29, 2010, 08:31:24 PM »

Love grinders calzone.

Rob_Cassidy · « **Reply #202 on:** October 29, 2010, 11:54:57 PM »

I have literally nothing to add to this. It's all been covered. I just simply couldn't let a pizza thread go on without posting. It's a conversation rule of mine, but it also translates to message boards.

FACT: Even "awful" pizza is better than roughly 79 percent of all other food at its best. Once you start adding fruit, (namely pineapple), to the equation, though, the number drops down to something closer 71.

The long and short of those numbers is as follows:

If you see something that even somewhat resembles pizza. Put it in your mouth. Odds are you won't be sorry.

steve dave · « **Reply #203 on:** October 29, 2010, 11:56:27 PM »

Quote from: Rob_Cassidy on October 29, 2010, 11:54:57 PM

I have literally nothing to add to this. It's all been covered. I just simply couldn't let a pizza thread go on without posting. It's a conversation rule of mine, but it also translates to message boards.

FACT: Even "awful" pizza is better than roughly 79 percent of all other food at its best. Once you start adding fruit, (namely pineapple), to the equation, though, the number drops down to something closer 71.

The long and short of those numbers is as follows:

If you see something that even somewhat resembles pizza. Put it in your mouth. Odds are you won't be sorry.

You should have started a pizza blog imo

hemmy · « **Reply #204 on:** October 29, 2010, 11:57:00 PM »

I never understood why pizza isn't served at formal events. Nobody on earth dislikes pizza. Meanwhile, all that nasty crap they serve at those things...we its nasty.

Is my dream to have pizza at my wedding reception.

steve dave · « **Reply #205 on:** October 29, 2010, 11:58:34 PM »

Quote from: hemmy on October 29, 2010, 11:57:00 PM

I never understood why pizza isn't served at formal events. Nobody on earth dislikes pizza. Meanwhile, all that nasty crap they serve at those things...we its nasty.

Is my dream to have pizza at my wedding reception.

It's almost worth some skank agreeing to marry you for everyone to get to eat pizza. (not worth it for her, but everyone there)

Rob_Cassidy · « **Reply #206 on:** October 30, 2010, 12:05:45 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 29, 2010, 11:58:34 PM

Quote from: hemmy on October 29, 2010, 11:57:00 PM
I never understood why pizza isn't served at formal events. Nobody on earth dislikes pizza. Meanwhile, all that nasty cac they serve at those things...we its nasty.

Is my dream to have pizza at my wedding reception.

It's almost worth some skank agreeing to marry you for everyone to get to eat pizza. (not worth it for her, but everyone there)

The fact that there's no such thing as bad pizza would have made things boring. You'll get it when I'm served my first rancid sandwich. When I make a scene, slap the waitress and flip over a restaurant table in Boulder, my choice of subject matter will become crystal clear.

Trim · « **Reply #207 on:** October 30, 2010, 05:17:19 AM »

Quote from: Tobias on October 29, 2010, 07:26:06 PM

Quote from: hemmy on October 29, 2010, 07:21:08 PM
'Scheme' pizza in Salina is not good, but costs like $30. Really confusing.

^^^ HSIQ. These frickin' people think it's the word of God. GTFOOMF with that honey and weak crust crap.

I like Scheme. I sometimes go out of my way to try to go through Salina on one of the 3 days they're open if I'm on a work or EMAW trip.

hemmy · « **Reply #208 on:** October 30, 2010, 07:35:40 AM »

Yikes Trim, not something to admit.

Trim · « **Reply #209 on:** October 30, 2010, 08:56:24 AM »

Quote from: hemmy on October 30, 2010, 07:35:40 AM

Yikes Trim, not something to admit.

It's good and part of why I like it is how excited my buddy who lives there and his son get when the prospect of Scheme comes up. I'm also entertained by the Boulder-ish pretentiousness of a place in Salina.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #210 on:** February 13, 2011, 11:04:15 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on April 23, 2010, 10:46:11 AM

Quote from: michigancat on April 23, 2010, 09:36:41 AM
Quote from: sys on April 22, 2010, 04:42:00 PM
wow, pizza ovens are expensive.

don't buy dough, 'tards. dough is hella easy to make. it'd be easier for you to make dough, take it to a pizza place and ask them to bake it for you, than the reverse.

Yeah, pizza dough is ridic. easy to make. It takes like 2 minutes to mix, then you wait for it to rise. JFC. Idiots.
LOL @ the chef-boy-r-dee pizza rubes. sometimes its just better to shut the eff up unless you know what you are talking about.

clams, what is best place in our area to get dough?

pissclams · « **Reply #211 on:** February 13, 2011, 01:50:16 PM »

art of pizza in westport

pissclams · « **Reply #212 on:** February 13, 2011, 01:50:52 PM »

they have a location in crossroads/midtown too

Cire · « **Reply #213 on:** February 13, 2011, 01:52:40 PM »

They sell dough?

pissclams · « **Reply #214 on:** February 13, 2011, 01:57:13 PM »

yes, it's $5

so does pizza 51

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #215 on:** February 13, 2011, 02:08:27 PM »

awesome. thanks!

pike · « **Reply #216 on:** February 13, 2011, 02:12:46 PM »

You could cook it in the BGE, also

ChiComCat · « **Reply #217 on:** February 13, 2011, 02:16:01 PM »

About 3 hours from bumping the thread to a pike BGE reference. Longer than I thought

pike · « **Reply #218 on:** February 13, 2011, 02:24:09 PM »

Quote from: ChiCat on February 13, 2011, 02:16:01 PM

About 3 hours from bumping the thread to a pike BGE reference. Longer than I thought

Not on my game today

steve dave · « **Reply #219 on:** February 24, 2011, 06:35:00 PM »

Clams, buy this and invite me over to PAK

http://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/fontana-gusto-wood-fired-outdoor-oven/

chum1 · « **Reply #220 on:** February 24, 2011, 07:32:24 PM »

i recently had a pizza with no cheese. really enhanced the flavor of the toppings and the sauce. will do again.

steve dave · « **Reply #221 on:** February 24, 2011, 07:36:58 PM »

Quote from: chum1 on February 24, 2011, 07:32:24 PM

i recently had a pizza with no cheese. really enhanced the flavor of the toppings and the sauce. will do again.

http://www.thesneeze.com/2007/the-great-pizza-orientation-test.php

hemmy · « **Reply #222 on:** February 24, 2011, 08:05:53 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 24, 2011, 07:36:58 PM

Quote from: chum1 on February 24, 2011, 07:32:24 PM
i recently had a pizza with no cheese. really enhanced the flavor of the toppings and the sauce. will do again.

http://www.thesneeze.com/2007/the-great-pizza-orientation-test.php

Hilarious, but I could never eat pizza without cheese.

jmlynch1 · « **Reply #223 on:** February 24, 2011, 08:18:27 PM »

Fun Fact: Aguas Calientes, Peru is the closest township to Machu Picchu. It has approximately 30 restaraunts. Twenty of those are pizzarias.

pissclams · « **Reply #224 on:** February 24, 2011, 10:23:08 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 24, 2011, 06:35:00 PM

Clams, buy this and invite me over to PAK

http://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/fontana-gusto-wood-fired-outdoor-oven/

omg, that's incredible.