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Black eyes
« on: May 03, 2015, 11:17:17 AM »
Monday at work should be fun :frown:


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Re: Black eyes
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2015, 11:21:05 AM »
Monday at work should be fun :frown:

So, what happened?
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Re: Black eyes
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2015, 11:23:43 AM »
Monday at work should be fun :frown:

So, what happened?
95% chance it was during rugby game yesterday, but I didn't notice until this morning so I'd say 5% bachelor party induced blackout
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Re: Black eyes
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2015, 11:39:30 AM »
Monday at work should be fun :frown:

So, what happened?
95% chance it was during rugby game yesterday, but I didn't notice until this morning so I'd say 5% bachelor party induced blackout

Sounds like you may have those percentages switched around.
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Re: Black eyes
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2015, 11:40:55 AM »
I'm really concerned. Do I tell my coworkers "you should see the other guy HUR HUR HUR"?
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Re: Black eyes
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2015, 11:54:41 AM »
I'm really concerned. Do I tell my coworkers "you should see the other guy HUR HUR HUR"?

don't worry, they'll ask and do the hur hur hur for you. 
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Re: Black eyes
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2015, 11:59:51 AM »
I'm really concerned. Do I tell my coworkers "you should see the other guy HUR HUR HUR"?

Get a replica fattyfest championship belt and walk in with it over your shoulder.

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Re: Black eyes
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2015, 07:33:13 AM »
Just blame Rugby.


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Re: Black eyes
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2015, 12:35:58 PM »
Tell them you "fell" onto a doorknob
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Re: Black eyes
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2015, 12:45:07 PM »
tell them rockstate punched you in the face because he's a trashy idiot. 
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Re: Black eyes
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2015, 12:47:35 PM »
Just be like "what? In May? It's 70 degrees out" then when they try to clarify that they're talking about your black eyes, say, "well, I just think of them as my friends.  I don't see color."

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Re: Black eyes
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2015, 02:14:05 PM »
This is a very rockstate thing to do. It'd be an easy sell. Probs no questions asked either.

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Re: Black eyes
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2015, 02:49:56 PM »
Rugby is an easy explanation that got bought immediately.
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Re: Black eyes
« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2015, 03:10:42 PM »
Just be like "what? In May? It's 70 degrees out" then when they try to clarify that they're talking about your black eyes, say, "well, I just think of them as my friends.  I don't see color."
this was pretty good, spracne.


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Re: Black eyes
« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2015, 03:12:29 PM »
Just be like "what? In May? It's 70 degrees out" then when they try to clarify that they're talking about your black eyes, say, "well, I just think of them as my friends.  I don't see color."
this was pretty good, spracne.

it was a fun window into the lives of people who have to talk to him every day in real life

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Re: Black eyes
« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2015, 03:12:42 PM »
 :zzz: 5% bach party HJs gone bad could've been a lot more fun. You'd be the cool kid at the water cooler.