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Title: Black eyes
Post by: 8manpick on May 03, 2015, 11:17:17 AM: Monday at work should be fun :frown:
Title: Re: Black eyes
Post by: ksupamplemousse on May 03, 2015, 11:21:05 AM: Quote from: 8manpick on May 03, 2015, 11:17:17 AM
Monday at work should be fun :frown:

So, what happened?
Title: Re: Black eyes
Post by: 8manpick on May 03, 2015, 11:23:43 AM: Quote from: ksupamplemousse on May 03, 2015, 11:21:05 AM
Quote from: 8manpick on May 03, 2015, 11:17:17 AM
Monday at work should be fun :frown:

So, what happened?
95% chance it was during rugby game yesterday, but I didn't notice until this morning so I'd say 5% bachelor party induced blackout
Title: Re: Black eyes
Post by: ksupamplemousse on May 03, 2015, 11:39:30 AM: Quote from: 8manpick on May 03, 2015, 11:23:43 AM
Quote from: ksupamplemousse on May 03, 2015, 11:21:05 AM
Quote from: 8manpick on May 03, 2015, 11:17:17 AM
Monday at work should be fun :frown:

So, what happened?
95% chance it was during rugby game yesterday, but I didn't notice until this morning so I'd say 5% bachelor party induced blackout

Sounds like you may have those percentages switched around.
Title: Re: Black eyes
Post by: 8manpick on May 03, 2015, 11:40:55 AM: I'm really concerned. Do I tell my coworkers "you should see the other guy HUR HUR HUR"?
Title: Re: Black eyes
Post by: sys on May 03, 2015, 11:54:41 AM: Quote from: 8manpick on May 03, 2015, 11:40:55 AM
I'm really concerned. Do I tell my coworkers "you should see the other guy HUR HUR HUR"?

don't worry, they'll ask and do the hur hur hur for you.
Title: Re: Black eyes
Post by: Trim on May 03, 2015, 11:59:51 AM: Quote from: 8manpick on May 03, 2015, 11:40:55 AM
I'm really concerned. Do I tell my coworkers "you should see the other guy HUR HUR HUR"?

Get a replica fattyfest championship belt and walk in with it over your shoulder.
Title: Re: Black eyes
Post by: slobber on May 04, 2015, 07:33:13 AM: Just blame Rugby.

Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Black eyes
Post by: star seed 7 on May 04, 2015, 12:35:58 PM: Tell them you "fell" onto a doorknob
Title: Re: Black eyes
Post by: Mr Bread on May 04, 2015, 12:45:07 PM: tell them rockstate punched you in the face because he's a trashy idiot.
Title: Re: Black eyes
Post by: Spracne on May 04, 2015, 12:47:35 PM: Just be like "what? In May? It's 70 degrees out" then when they try to clarify that they're talking about your black eyes, say, "well, I just think of them as my friends. I don't see color."
Title: Re: Black eyes
Post by: RockState2000 on May 04, 2015, 02:14:05 PM: This is a very rockstate thing to do. It'd be an easy sell. Probs no questions asked either.
Title: Re: Black eyes
Post by: 8manpick on May 04, 2015, 02:49:56 PM: Rugby is an easy explanation that got bought immediately.
Title: Re: Black eyes
Post by: DQ12 on May 04, 2015, 03:10:42 PM: Quote from: Spracne on May 04, 2015, 12:47:35 PM
Just be like "what? In May? It's 70 degrees out" then when they try to clarify that they're talking about your black eyes, say, "well, I just think of them as my friends. I don't see color."
this was pretty good, spracne.
Title: Re: Black eyes
Post by: puniraptor on May 04, 2015, 03:12:29 PM: Quote from: Dlew12 on May 04, 2015, 03:10:42 PM
Quote from: Spracne on May 04, 2015, 12:47:35 PM
Just be like "what? In May? It's 70 degrees out" then when they try to clarify that they're talking about your black eyes, say, "well, I just think of them as my friends. I don't see color."
this was pretty good, spracne.

it was a fun window into the lives of people who have to talk to him every day in real life
Title: Re: Black eyes
Post by: RockState2000 on May 04, 2015, 03:12:42 PM: :zzz: 5% bach party HJs gone bad could've been a lot more fun. You'd be the cool kid at the water cooler.